There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night
 

There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night had a woman on his back,

So I asked him "where you going with that woman on your back"

He said "fancy dress party for halloween"

So I asked: "what you going as?"

He said: "tourtoise"

So then I asked: "who's she?"

He said: "that's Michelle"

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:1orglaugh good one!

Some bad rep on your way...

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Can't please everyone! :upsidedow

is that a british joke?? wtf are you talking about??

Yes afraid so :1orglaugh

hahahahah... sound it out.... Me shell

in UK folks say 'me car' etc, 'me' is used instead of 'my'

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Not always, but a lot of people say it :)

lol silly brits

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As it's been Halloween I was expecting a different version

There was a bloke I know walking down the road last night had a woman on his back,

So I asked him "where you going with that woman on your back"

He said "fancy dress party for halloween"

So I asked: "what you going as?"

He said: "broomstick"

So then I asked: "what's she then?"

He said: "she didn't want to dress up so she's going as a witch"

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Nice one :thumbsup