what was most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?
 

do u want to share? if so let us all know.

you first.

I was at this swingers party years back, was about to get down with these 2 girls and went to use the bathroom, needed to fart. I sharted instead. All in my pants.

So here I am in the bathroom, shit in my undies, and 2 girls beating on the door wanting me to hurry up so I can lay pipe. I took off my undies, cleaned them in the sink (took a while) and once I was all cleaned up, just walked out naked and let these two girls start blowing me just a few steps from the bathroom door.

Good times.

I was about 23 or so at the time and my dad and I never got along, not even close. I walk into Hardee's on my lunch hour to get my lunch and a girl I went to school with that was about 2 years younger than me was working there, the place was packed and crazy busy. I worked in a factory at the time and that's where we all headed for lunch, any fast food place. So this girl yells all the way from one end of the counter to the other, "Tam, have you talked to your dad lately?" and I said "No not in a long time, why?" (saying why was my first mistake). so anyway, I never dreamed what was coming next, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and never come out, I was standing there with 90% of the people I work with. So she says "I have a date with him tonight and haven't been able to reach him and thought you may know what is going on."

I must have looked like someone hit me in the gut, I never even looked up, just got my lunch and walked out. When I got back to work, I was getting these "aww, poor thing" looks. I've never before or since been so embarrassed.

I once clicked a link that eneded up at worldstarhiphop, i felt so dirty.

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when i was kid and did not got computer i joined computer classes to learn basics.
i was very curious about internet always tried to find nice sites of greeting cards etc.
once my female teacher was behind my chair and i opened history from browser and just clicked a random link in hope that i will find a new nice website that other students seen before my period.
but it just opened a site with pics of nude girls. it was first time i opened an adult site.
my teacher was seeing it behind my chair and i got red.

she could take legal actions and even get me suspended but she really knew that i was myself looking at adult site first time by mistake as she told me about internet just 1 day ago and i was trying history tool.

but i was soo shamed and all my friends started asking me url to see these sites in internet cafe. everybody even girls knew what happeded and kept laughing at me for whole year for that.

I was 16 years old and it was the start of summer vacation. I had spent the night at a friend's house. He had a part time summer job that required him to work for 4 hours on Saturday mornings. So he was at work (the plan was I would hang at his place until he got off work then when he got home we would go meet some other friends and do whatever we were going to to do for the day) and I thought his mom was at the store (when I got up I saw her bedroom door open and she was not in there or anywhere else in the house) so I thought I was alone in the house. I go to the bathroom to take a shower and decided to jerk off. Why I didn't just do it in the shower I don't know. I'm standing in the middle of the bathroom naked and beating my cock like it owes me money and his mom opens the bathroom door. She had been out in the garage and thought I was gone. She sees me and there is no mistaking what is going on. She gasps and apologizes as she shuts the door and I was horrified.

What made it worse was I took my shower then got dressed and when I went out to the living room she is trying to have a conversation with me about not being embarrassed that it a normal thing to do etc. She was being cool about it, but at 16 I was just so embarrassed that she had caught me mid stroke having the conversation made it even worse.

The first naked women I ever saw was a hermaphrodite. Thought women had cocks for a few years.

You know the rest of that story.

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Drunk in a bathroom with a hooker in the Philippines, she turned on the water to clean me up because I was pretty drunk, didn't realize only one knob, cold water hit me and I yelled out "FUCK" Next thing I know there's a woman on the other side of the door yelling in tagalog and then the hooker I was with said something back and they both cracked up.

My daughter made me promise I wouldn't date anyone younger than 5 years older than her, we will negotiate when she gets to 30

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I didn't mind him dating whoever he wanted to date, I just didn't want to know about it, much less be confronted about it in front of all of my co-workers. lol

And when you she gets 30, well yeah, I think that would be acceptable. lol

My approach as a parent has always been different, the promise was made in trade for her not getting a tattoo till she is 27, which is how old I was when she was born.
She just got out of the Navy can't wait to see her!

I took out a girl I thought was hot who worked at a local coffee shop while I was on college, winter break. At the end of the night, when we were hugging good-byes and leaning in to kiss for the first time, I called her by her best friend's name.

I can't remember her name, but her best friend's name is Amy.

*shrug*

I don't mind tattoos too much, I have 2 of them myself... but I DO expect them to be old enough to understand they are permanent and make decisions accordingly. I can think of a lot worse things they could do so a tattoo is a very tame decision at their age to me. lol

My kids are girls 26 and 12 and boys 21 and 17.... my 12 yr old asked me last week could she get a tattoo when she is 13, which is in January... the response was "not only no, but HELL NO, you aren't old enough to be making decisions that will impact the rest of your life right now". But sometimes I think she is far more advanced than the older 2 were or even still are. But the answer is still no. lmao

my mom found my gfy user/pass

12 years ago I was awakened by a police officer outside of my house. I was passed out drunk in the back seat of my SUV with my pants and underwear around my ankles. I had a kick ass stereo system and it was BLASTING at full volume. The keys were in the ignition so he told me he should give me a DUI but he felt so bad for me he just told me to go inside to bed.

When I was 21 I went to see Tool and was staying at a friend's new apartment and had never been to his new place yet. Got drunk at the show, went to the bar afterward and blacked out. I remember getting to his house and going to sleep on the kitchen floor, I woke up and it was about sunrise I was outside in the ghetto with no shoes on and I pissed my pants. I didn't have my cell phone but some how I had my apartment keys and wallet. I took a taxi to an ATM and then the bus station, got in a fight with a bum who made fun of me for pissing myself, took the bus back to my city and almost barfed on an Asian college kid sitting next to me but in the end I made it home. The next day I bussed back with no shoes on to go pick up my cell phone and shoes, he said there was no piss on his floor or in his apartment. No clue what happened.

nobody else wants to share?