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Persius 11-23-2010 08:07 PM

Sheryl Crow auctioning off her home online - Reserve not met. FAIL
 
Guess no one bid high enough for her home,

http://sherylcrowauction.com/

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

from cnn earlier:
If you?ve got the dough to bid on Sheryl Crow?s 10,264 square feet College Grove, Tennessee, home, there?s only a few hours left to name your price.

The singer is selling her home, dubbed Cross Creek Farm, via an online auction that also features numerous photos and videos of Crow?s five bedroom, seven and a half bath house, which is set on a 150 acre estate.

The property, which is ?a fully functional ?Solar Farm,?? according to the website, also features a six-car garage, a 14 stall barn, indoor riding arena, private nanny quarters and a three bedroom, two bath guest house.

The current bid is close to $1.2 million, and the auction will close at 6 p.m. CST today.

Nodtveidt 11-23-2010 08:11 PM

No one wants her shitty house or anything to do with her, I guess...

donkevlar 11-23-2010 08:20 PM

How is "person didn't sell home" newsworthy?

SallyRand 11-23-2010 08:20 PM

A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things.

PornMD 11-23-2010 08:28 PM

She's still alive???

garce 11-23-2010 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17723561)
A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things.

Can we try again without using Google Translate, please? Fatfoo? Care to clarify?

Jdoughs 11-23-2010 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17723576)
Can we try again without using Google Translate, please? Fatfoo? Care to clarify?

Just take out the extra adjectives/adverbs that were tossed in for added 'depth'.

A thing is only worth what it is worth to a buyer and that applies to a lot of things.

SallyRand 11-23-2010 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17723576)
Can we try again without using Google Translate, please? Fatfoo? Care to clarify?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17723605)
Just take out the extra adjectives/adverbs that were tossed in for added 'depth'.

A thing is only worth what it is worth to a buyer and that applies to a lot of things.

Nope; I wrote what I meant and I meant what I wrote.

I wrote:

"A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things."

You are the one with the comprehension issue.

Think about it if you can.

And stop calling me "Fatfoo".

Phoenix 11-23-2010 08:56 PM

that place isnt just a cost up front..it probably takes a staff to run it

garce 11-23-2010 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17723605)
Just take out the extra adjectives/adverbs that were tossed in for added 'depth'.

A thing is only worth what it is worth to a buyer and that applies to a lot of things.

Quote:

A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things.
You can't fix that gibberish. That's beyond repair.

Persius 11-23-2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkevlar (Post 17723560)
How is "person didn't sell home" newsworthy?

are you telling me this? or cnn. lol :helpme

Wagerboy 11-23-2010 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17723626)
Nope; I wrote what I meant and I meant what I wrote.

I wrote:

"A given thing is only worth what it is worth to a prospective qualified buyer and that admonition applies to a lot of things."

You are the one with the comprehension issue.

Think about it if you can.

And stop calling me "Fatfoo".

Shut up bitch...Your getting old fast.. lol @ c corps too. dumb bitch

SallyRand 11-23-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wagerboy (Post 17723662)
Shut up bitch...Your getting old fast.. lol @ c corps too. dumb bitch

GFY Rule NO. 5:

" Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer"!

Wagerboy 11-23-2010 09:17 PM

right and? you told me to fuck myself for no reason and i think your a dumb trailer park bitch...Whats your point? Ban me. Im more then ok with it. gfy is like the daily news for me. I have a life. and a c corp lol...FUCKING DUMB ASS CUNT BITCH

SallyRand 11-23-2010 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wagerboy (Post 17723675)
right and? you told me to fuck myself for no reason and i think your a dumb trailer park bitch...Whats your point? Ban me. Im more then ok with it. gfy is like the daily news for me. I have a life. and a c corp lol...FUCKING DUMB ASS CUNT BITCH

GFY Rule NO. 5:

" Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

Wagerboy 11-23-2010 09:24 PM

bot....................

NeptuneDrew 11-23-2010 09:39 PM

I'd buy it if it was anywhere other then Tennessee... and if I had 1.2 mill

HBKKH 11-23-2010 09:51 PM

looks like a shitty house

papill0n 11-23-2010 09:59 PM

fuck off sallyrand or marion lyons or nick danger or whatever your fucked up name is today

you sound like a fucking wanker mate

carrying on like an annoying bitch and then when someone has the audacity to respond you play the race(rule 5 ) card

newsflash - someone calling you a fucking stupid bitch is not excessive harrasment.


stupid fucking bitch

SallyRand 11-24-2010 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17723730)
fuck off sallyrand or marion lyons or nick danger or whatever your fucked up name is today

you sound like a fucking wanker mate

carrying on like an annoying bitch and then when someone has the audacity to respond you play the race(rule 5 ) card

newsflash - someone calling you a fucking stupid bitch is not excessive harrasment.


stupid fucking bitch

"GFY Rule No. 5:

Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

TisMe 11-24-2010 06:15 AM

Don't cry now, here is a tissue Sally.

MrBottomTooth 11-24-2010 06:38 AM

Funny she lives in such extravagance yet years ago she was telling people how they should only used one square of toilet paper to wipe their asses to help the environment.

adult-help 11-24-2010 07:42 AM

i like how they write "home of the Sheryl crow" when she is in fact selling it and doesn't want it anymore..

quiet 11-24-2010 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17723678)
GFY Rule NO. 5:

" Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

fuck off retard.

cherrylula 11-24-2010 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17724374)
Funny she lives in such extravagance yet years ago she was telling people how they should only used one square of toilet paper to wipe their asses to help the environment.

so true...

that property is lovely, the up-keep must be painful though. :Oh crap

ottopottomouse 11-24-2010 08:34 AM

LOL at SallyRant going mental again. Inciting others to abuse yourself would make for a comical ban.

Jon Oso 11-24-2010 09:01 AM

Wow, 1.2 million in Tennessee gets you WAY more than it does here in AZ.

Rochard 11-24-2010 09:02 AM

Fuck that house looks huge! Who the fuck in Tennessee has that kind of money to buy a house like that? Taylor Swift?

fatfoo 11-24-2010 09:29 AM

Wow. $1.2 million for Sheryl Crow's house. What a high price.

Jman 11-24-2010 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17724179)
"GFY Rule No. 5:

Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

Poor Eric... Damn I wouldn't want to deal with this kind of shit :upsidedow

IllTestYourGirls 11-24-2010 09:48 AM

With a house that big she must really be worried about global warming! :1orglaugh Another global warming nutjob hypocrite.

John-ACWM 11-24-2010 10:45 AM

Don't care who's the owner, but I like the place.

Sly 11-24-2010 10:48 AM

Looks extremely excessive for an activist. These people crack me up... maybe Al Gore will buy it.

NeptuneDrew 11-24-2010 11:57 AM

I guess I'm the only Sheryl Crow fan out here. I'd brag to her about my two nuts

Scott McD 11-24-2010 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17723626)
And stop calling me "Fatfoo".


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

thickcash_amo 11-24-2010 12:07 PM

Its a nice house, but kinda embarrassing that she is chosing the auction route and failed

Quagmire 11-24-2010 12:39 PM

i fucked her. true story.

Django 11-24-2010 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17723574)
She's still alive???

:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-24-2010 01:14 PM

It took Sally at least 10 minutes of thesaurus time to write that post, give her a break...

u-Bob 11-24-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17724823)
With a house that big she must really be worried about global warming! :1orglaugh Another global warming nutjob hypocrite.

but at least she doesn't use a lot of toilet paper :) :1orglaugh

topnotch, standup guy 11-24-2010 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17723678)
GFY Rule NO. 5:

" Excessive harassment or verbal abuse of a single member, will be be grounds for a warning. Inciting others to harass or verbally abuse a member will also generate the same warning. Repeated violation after warning will result in the ban hammer!"

I don't have anything against you so I'm going to offer up some free friendly advice here.

When you cite that particular rule in a thread like this you come off as one of these.

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploa...02/crybaby.jpg

Trust me, it works everytime.

Don't believe me? Just ask Damian or Footsies.
.

Django 11-25-2010 02:38 AM

payment accepted: escrow


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