Okay, TSA has gone too far: Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA pat-down
 

Anyone that has paid any attention knows I do not have a problem with the new screening by the TSA, but this is going over the line:

that's a fake news story. Like the onion.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

Fuck them, I hope that faggot takes them for a ride in court.

edit: or if it's fake, whatever.

Well, I laughed.

well you should be in control of your bodily functions

spitting on a person is considered assault.. ejaculation is no different.

although i do think the idea that a tsa agent is a federal agent is funny...the guy/girl at customs sure, the cop inside maybe...but not the line checkers...what next the bag workers?

I guess Sergio Armani part gives it away as being fake. :P

It reminds me of a story of a man who was arrested because he was jerking off in an adult movie theater.

Of course its fake. To make it funny, the TSA dude should have charged with rape in the story.

I was with it until Percy Cummings ejaculated.

LOL, it's too bad it's not real. It would have had a TON of news coverage.

hoax: snopes.com

I thought they were trying to prevent explosions.

Percy Cummings :1orglaugh

damn fake story...i feel like someone passed me a chain email..lol

"Cummings" lol

lolol it wasnt me this timeeeeeeeeeee

"This is Agent Haji Bombay at Gate Two. I need backup! He goo-ed me!"

I do that in a strong wind

That was Dirty D and he wasn't jerking off. He wasletting some old bum suck his dick :1orglaugh

I thought he was talking about Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens). :1orglaugh

LOL.... Leave the old fart alone.


He always gets pulled into jokes that he does not know he is a part of.


TSA and FartDog are cool.

TSA and the American people not so cool.

Sidenote: this shit started on the East Coast. I had friends and acquaintances that passed away on 9/11.

In a related story, Percy Cummings has filed a lawsuit against the TSA, charging that he was a victim of "Gate Rape"... :jerkoff

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1290191926.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demoti...1290191926.jpg

I wonder if he's related to good ol' Dave Cummings? He's about the age that he could be Dave's son. :upsidedow

Now all you jerkoff's git - and I don't want to catch you cumming 'round here again... :mad:

ADG

Good old dog. Owned.
Percy Cummings :D

Oh, you mean it was not a true story? Well, damn . . . . .


idiot.

Don't be so hard on yourself. Back in the 30's you guys had different sense of humor.

Baddog will eat you alive little lady.


You look like Christy Turlington. Have I ever told you that? Whatever happened to her? She was so hot.
Maybe she's posting on GFY now. :1orglaugh

LOL, percy cummings.

gratz to the winners..

i like percy

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings,

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And while it was going on there was a female announcer on the airport PA system asking if anybody had seen Mike Hunt...

I thought it was a funny story for a quick laugh!

In the old days spitting was a big fine, but throwing up was FREE!

new gloves :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I love it when people don't even bother to verify a story like this. Just post it up.....

or when readers dont verify a fishy story posted by the old man and the sea..... :2 cents:






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It is obvious how is fake since ejaculation is not visible.

thanks for educating us....

how close have you been to the ejaculating cock to know this incredible fact?

jackfag.....




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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh he almost cumed on officer!

it's a joke lol

I see that when i cum in dream and not aware about it till i go to wc.