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Old 01-08-2018, 05:52 PM   #1
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Another Poop Bandit is on the Loose

SuddenlySober, was this you visiting the USA?! The story has some great puns



Another 'poop bandit' is on the loose

It?s a nationwide movement.

First, a ?Mad Pooper? jogger struck in Colorado Springs in September. Then, No. 2 struck last month in Orchard Park, NY.

Now it?s happening a turd time: a jogger has been defecating in a neighborhood in Little Rock, Arkansas.

?It was vile,? the latest victim ? Tiffany Mattzela of Little Rock?s Hillcrest neighborhood ? told her local Fox News affiliate of the ?huge pile of feces? in her driveway.

Initially, she suspected a dog ? a big one ? was responsible.

But footage from her security camera revealed the bipedal son-of-a-b?h behind the mess.
?When we did, we found it was not a dog,? she said. ?It was a person who had been jogging down the street, ran up between our two cars, defecated, and ran away.?

Mattzela?s neighbors claim they, too, have been dumped on.

?The neighborhood?s calling him the S?t Bandit,? she said.

All three poopetrators remain at large
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Old 01-08-2018, 07:04 PM   #2
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SuddenlySober, was this you visiting the USA?! The story has some great puns



Another 'poop bandit' is on the loose

It?s a nationwide movement.

First, a ?Mad Pooper? jogger struck in Colorado Springs in September. Then, No. 2 struck last month in Orchard Park, NY.

Now it?s happening a turd time: a jogger has been defecating in a neighborhood in Little Rock, Arkansas.

?It was vile,? the latest victim ? Tiffany Mattzela of Little Rock?s Hillcrest neighborhood ? told her local Fox News affiliate of the ?huge pile of feces? in her driveway.

Initially, she suspected a dog ? a big one ? was responsible.

But footage from her security camera revealed the bipedal son-of-a-b?h behind the mess.
?When we did, we found it was not a dog,? she said. ?It was a person who had been jogging down the street, ran up between our two cars, defecated, and ran away.?

Mattzela?s neighbors claim they, too, have been dumped on.

?The neighborhood?s calling him the S?t Bandit,? she said.

All three poopetrators remain at large
CurrentlySober and don't bandits usually steal things?

I don't think taking a shit qualifies.
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Old 01-09-2018, 09:08 AM   #3
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CurrentlySober and don't bandits usually steal things?

I don't think taking a shit qualifies.
A Bandit is more of an american / mexican word than an english one. But I vaguely recall this story from a while ago, and seem to remember that it was a female responsible

The kinda girl I just never seem to meet...
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Old 01-09-2018, 11:55 AM   #4
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Examples from the Web for bandit Expand
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She stormed off next door, where the business owner tried to chase Wislon off before the bandit squeezed off a log
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