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rogueteens 06-05-2011 05:20 PM

How old is she? she sounds very, very young from the phone conversation transcripts you posted.
How old do you have to be to drive in america? She sounds about 12.

Jakez 06-05-2011 05:22 PM

Good god I hate dumb bitches like your daughter. No offense (lol)


Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18196366)
She had two guys come at the same time.

Teehee.

J. Falcon 06-05-2011 05:29 PM

Did she really say "I'm a girl" over and over like that? If that's really how she speaks to people she needs to learn some manners.

Sly 06-05-2011 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmeliaG (Post 18196375)
You might teach her how to check mileage and educate her on what counts as a lot and what counts as low. Then she should have the tools to know what she is looking at for her next car better with more independence.

Sounds like she did an adequate job on the people aspect of selling, but she could stand to know more about the technical.

LOL she did an adequate job at the people aspect? Sounds like she had one guy that was fully intending on ripping her off and another guy that fully well knew he would need to do some work. She was going to sell it eventually, that's what happened.

Her people skills suck ass according to this thread.

woj 06-05-2011 05:47 PM

how old is she?

V_RocKs 06-05-2011 06:01 PM

She is... 20!

Amazing... I know... But like I said, she has a complete shithead for a bio-dad. He says things like, "Well, I didn't have a dad growing up, so I don't know what to tell you other than you do what you think is right." He has been telling her this since she was like 4 or 5... So that might be where she gets the, "I'm a girl" from.

Like it is OK to settle for less*... Her dad does it every day.

He does tile work. Really good tile work. But then he also can really be flaky... I was looking into getting him some GFY jobs, I know many of you have some sweet pads in need of even sweeter tile for the shower, entry way, etc... He did the tile for Harrah's casinos, big corporations... but that is when someone else is the contractor and he is an employee. When he has to do stuff on his own schedule it expands into weeks... and lots of frustration on the buyers side. Also, with a contractor he has helpers that clean up after him... Imagine having him come in and leaving everything undone... the base boards, etc... You assume he'll put it all back.. but no... sorry dude... I do T.I.L.E., not that shit...

So you can see how the daughter gets some of her 'tude.

* Not that being a girl is less... Its just a state of mind he imprinted into her...

Due 06-05-2011 06:03 PM

Sounds awesome, have someone ask about the gas mileage and oil usage as well and youtube it!

Don't forget the freon in the AC and how old the sparklers are!

TangibleAsset 06-05-2011 06:06 PM

Post ad to said Bronco.

rowan 06-05-2011 07:56 PM

Does she talk with an "ohhh, my god, that is like, so hot" valley girl accent?

My wife's car is slowly burning oil, the engine was making horrible clanging noises, she didn't think it was important...

martinsc 06-05-2011 08:18 PM

hehe, I love to listen to girls talking about cars... the best is when two chicks are discussing about who has the better car... :1orglaugh

Love Sex 06-05-2011 08:29 PM

I dont mean to be rude but I dont know whats worse you posting this about your daughter, making her look dumb as a rock or a 20 year old driver doesn't know the mileage.

papill0n 06-05-2011 09:22 PM

show us pics of your daughter













































's car

icymelon 06-05-2011 10:27 PM

only way to learn is by making mistakes

_Richard_ 06-05-2011 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18196366)
SOLD!

She had two guys come at the same time. One older, one younger. The older guy got here first and just as most of you predicted... This is bad, that's toast, those need to go, nope, this is the wrong one, won't pass smog with that, this needs to be changed.

Then the younger guy shows up. Oh, my dad and I can fix that... This is just fine, it's to be expected on a car this old... etc.. etc...

The old guy was getting pissed! He had got my daughter to "think about" $1400 as a "high" offer with all of these problems it has...

The young guy has $1800 in cash and later on confessed to her that he brought $2200 in case he got into a bidding war!

He quickly handed her the $1,800 and the older guy split. Very pissed off. Like he was owed something and somebody took it.. lol

Young guy got the car and I fully expected him to get her number too.. haha!

As for buying another... Grandma and Auntie are taking her to do that next week. Someone will make a lot of money on that transaction... But it won't be my money.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

GeckoDude 06-05-2011 11:37 PM

thats why it suck to buy a 2nd hand car from a girl.

girl driven car = zero maintenance

eroticsexxx 06-06-2011 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18196195)
While both daughters are pretty, this one is the glamorous one. So she has been using her beauty to get what she wants for years. I think her tact is, once I get you here I can put my hooks into you. Melt your heart. Get you to pay me all of the cash because... well.. I'm so pretty...

Figured that out from the first post you made.

She'll get by just fine in life. Despite her lack of technical know-how, she got the job done.

Lots of suckers out there who will fall for a pretty face. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fob 06-06-2011 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18196366)
SOLD!

Young guy got the car and I fully expected him to get her number too.. haha!

He already has her number :upsidedow

DiF0r 06-06-2011 01:03 AM

LOL that's funny :D Thanks for sharing

rowan 06-06-2011 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeckoDude (Post 18196729)
thats why it suck to buy a 2nd hand car from a girl.

girl driven car = zero maintenance

Fair go, the hood might still get opened occasionally, like for its 6 month service!

Hey look, there's a new icon thingy lighting up on my dash. I have no idea what it's for, so I'm not going to worry about it.

v4 media 06-06-2011 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18196142)
I'd blame her parents.

Yep, me too.

V_RocKs 06-06-2011 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 18196835)
Fair go, the hood might still get opened occasionally, like for its 6 month service!

Hey look, there's a new icon thingy lighting up on my dash. I have no idea what it's for, so I'm not going to worry about it.

Jay, something popped up on my car and my friend told me I should tell you about it.

Oh? What is that?

I dunno. Some kind of red thingy next to the thingy that tells me how fast I am going.

Hmm....

[It was her check engine light.]

How long has this been on?

I dunno... Maybe since, like, umm, I dunno.

Come on, try harder.

Oh, I was on when we went to the beach!

OK, that was three weeks ago. You really should tell me these things as soon as they come on.

[Turns out she is low on oil.]

OK, I put some oil in it. Next time tell me right when it happens, OK?

OK!

[ring][ring] Hello?

Jay, the red light came on again.

Really? The same one?

No! This one is different!

OK, does it have a name?

Yeah, it says break.

OK... Are you parked right now?

Uh huh!

And are you on a hill or anything like that?

Yup!

Did you put on your emergency break?

Yeah...

OK, put your foot on the petal and release the emergency break and tell me if it goes off.

[done as requested] Yeah, its off. Should I just leave the emergency break off then?

No, that light is just letting you know it is on so you don't drive around with it engaged. It is supposed to come on.

Oh, OK! Bye!


This is my usual day when it comes to her...

If we are at a restaurant and the waitress asks her, Do you want that small or large? She will say medium even though it wasn't an option.

V_RocKs 06-06-2011 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex (Post 18196596)
I dont mean to be rude but I dont know whats worse you posting this about your daughter, making her look dumb as a rock or a 20 year old driver doesn't know the mileage.

So Jack Benny talking about his wife was not cool? How about George Lopez talking about his mother? Larry the Cable Guy talking about his family and friends?

Emil 06-06-2011 02:24 AM

"I'm a girl, I dont know anything titiihihi".

She's going to become something in life. She's going to do great things.

split_joel 06-06-2011 02:38 AM

Life lesson, let her learn it. It is clear by what you are saying she has been babied for way to long, and protected from ever seeing the real world.

Best thing you can do is turn your head and after its done, let her know how she failed to prove nothing but how nonindependent she is.

lilith_pet 06-06-2011 02:44 AM

Haha, that was really entertaining to read, thanks
Cheered me up a little bit on this disgusting Monday :)

I kind of enjoy taking care of these pretty chicks who like to use *I'm a girl* excuse. They are funny as hell

BlackCrayon 06-06-2011 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 18196775)
Figured that out from the first post you made.

She'll get by just fine in life. Despite her lack of technical know-how, she got the job done.

Lots of suckers out there who will fall for a pretty face. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yeah she'll get by till her looks have dried up and no one cares anymore...

raymor 06-06-2011 10:27 AM

Is this her first time buying a car? Hopefully grandma and grandpa will help her with how to buy
a car, to the extent that they know how. At 20 years old, that's perfectly right that she wants to
do this, as it's time that she learns to sell and buy a car. Your job as dad (or grandfather) is to
be her assistant, helping her with her first car buying experience. I've found that taking that
tack often works. "This is exciting, you're buying your own car for the first time. How cool.
Since it's your first time, I'd be glad to assist in any way you'd like. I can ride along with you in
case you want to ask any questions or anything."

It's up to her to ask questions, you (or someone) is offering to be there, mouth shut, until she
wants some input, just as you would do with any of your friends. You wouldn't tell your best
friend what to buy or how to buy unless he asked.

For used car buying specifically, I have two paper checklists which I always use. They have
come in handy with less experienced friends and family because I can say "these lists are
helpful to me. They help me make sure I don't forget to check something important, so I
don't buy a lemon or pay way too much for a car with problems. Here's a copy in case they
may be as helpful to you as they are to me." The cool thing about the checklists is that I'm
not saying I know more than the person I'm talking too. I'm saying that I am helped
by the checklist because I can't remember everything that should be checked. That makes it
easy for them to accept the lists, rather than accepting my advise coming down from on high.

96ukssob 06-06-2011 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 18196126)
Let it ride. At some point she will have to learn that the "I'm a girl" excuse will only get her so far.

:2 cents::thumbsup

Falabala 06-06-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil (Post 18196868)
"I'm a girl, I dont know anything titiihihi".

She's going to become something in life. She's going to do great things.

Paris Hilton?

V_RocKs 06-06-2011 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor (Post 18197564)
Is this her first time buying a car? Hopefully grandma and grandpa will help her with how to buy
a car, to the extent that they know how. At 20 years old, that's perfectly right that she wants to
do this, as it's time that she learns to sell and buy a car. Your job as dad (or grandfather) is to
be her assistant, helping her with her first car buying experience. I've found that taking that
tack often works. "This is exciting, you're buying your own car for the first time. How cool.
Since it's your first time, I'd be glad to assist in any way you'd like. I can ride along with you in
case you want to ask any questions or anything."

It's up to her to ask questions, you (or someone) is offering to be there, mouth shut, until she
wants some input, just as you would do with any of your friends. You wouldn't tell your best
friend what to buy or how to buy unless he asked.

For used car buying specifically, I have two paper checklists which I always use. They have
come in handy with less experienced friends and family because I can say "these lists are
helpful to me. They help me make sure I don't forget to check something important, so I
don't buy a lemon or pay way too much for a car with problems. Here's a copy in case they
may be as helpful to you as they are to me." The cool thing about the checklists is that I'm
not saying I know more than the person I'm talking too. I'm saying that I am helped
by the checklist because I can't remember everything that should be checked. That makes it
easy for them to accept the lists, rather than accepting my advise coming down from on high.

This will be her first time buying a car without a guys input.

As for the lists... I too use some lists I've had since economics in high school. And when I pull them out the dealers often tell me, Okay, lets be honest, this car isn't going to pass any of that shit, I don't have any that will and I am not willing to go as low as those lists will put you.. so I think we are done. lol...

MrMaxwell 06-06-2011 11:11 AM

People that god damned ignorant really piss me off. Must be nice to be absolutely worthless and have some feminist idiots financing her idiocy. Then she had better hope for a juicy inheritance, because she's fucked without that and if she does get it she'll blow through it anyway.

Looks don't last.

Why would you agree to help raise a paris hilton wannabe?

You are in for a lot of trouble with this moron

Internet User 06-06-2011 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18197663)
SOLD!

she showed you!

:1orglaugh

fuzebox 06-06-2011 11:18 AM

I'm curious how she landed a vehicle like a Bronco to begin with... She's lucky she was selling a rare truck with a 100% enthusiast buyer market... If it was a civic or a corolla or something it may have taken her months.

biskoppen 06-06-2011 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qbert (Post 18196137)
DO NOT DISTURB!

life lesson in progress

Word

....

SCORE Ralph 06-06-2011 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18196212)
D2: Hey, Jay, you changing the oil?
Me: Yeah, you wanna get your hands dirty?
D2: Sure.
D1: OMG, you are so stupid, D2, just have a guy do that for you. That's what they are for!
D2: We will see when you get stranded somewhere, someday... See how that works out for you.
D1: OMG, Jay got us AAA stupid! OMG. You are so clueless, D2!

D2 and I just share a look and a smile.

LMAO... omg, i laughed so hard. :1orglaugh

Quagmire 06-06-2011 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dallasnovelty (Post 18196222)

If she couldn't find the mileage on the vehicle, what makes you think she'd know how to run a camera and post a picture online? :helpme

Agent 488 06-06-2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 18197795)
If she couldn't find the mileage on the vehicle, what makes you think she'd know how to run a camera and post a picture online? :helpme

that's what men are for. :2 cents:

vsex 06-06-2011 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18196851)
Jay, something popped up on my car and my friend told me I should tell you about it.

Oh? What is that?

I dunno. Some kind of red thingy next to the thingy that tells me how fast I am going.

Hmm....

[It was her check engine light.]

How long has this been on?

I dunno... Maybe since, like, umm, I dunno.

Come on, try harder.

Oh, I was on when we went to the beach!

OK, that was three weeks ago. You really should tell me these things as soon as they come on.

[Turns out she is low on oil.]

OK, I put some oil in it. Next time tell me right when it happens, OK?

OK!

[ring][ring] Hello?

Jay, the red light came on again.

Really? The same one?

No! This one is different!

OK, does it have a name?

Yeah, it says break.

OK... Are you parked right now?

Uh huh!

And are you on a hill or anything like that?

Yup!

Did you put on your emergency break?

Yeah...

OK, put your foot on the petal and release the emergency break and tell me if it goes off.

[done as requested] Yeah, its off. Should I just leave the emergency break off then?

No, that light is just letting you know it is on so you don't drive around with it engaged. It is supposed to come on.

Oh, OK! Bye!


This is my usual day when it comes to her...

If we are at a restaurant and the waitress asks her, Do you want that small or large? She will say medium even though it wasn't an option.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Agent 488 06-06-2011 12:14 PM

sounds like you have some resentment towards her.

V_RocKs 06-06-2011 12:20 PM

She got it from a friend of her dads... I shouldn't say "friend" because it needed a lot of work and he basically told her dad it was good as new... Her dad is pretty fucking clueless and believes just about anything somebody tells him.


Case in Point: He is getting screwed by a boss. This boss is a hardcore alcoholic. He never pays the guy on time and this goes on for about 8 years... I am talking, he owes him $2800 for the month (1990's here) and pays him $1,200. Sorry dude, I'll get you next month... No wonder his wife is now my girlfriend?

Anyway... He would be down about $12,000 after a few months of this shit. Then his boss would run into large cash and say, hey, I'll pay you $8500 right now, or I have to make payments over a year at $1,000... and you know I'm gonna be short all the time, so just take the $3,500 less.. and he'd do it! WTF?

So he goes to a party at the bosses son's house. And his son is pretty set. He is first to get paid after dad and he also has a side job so he owns two houses, several cars, desert toys, water toys.... doing well for himself.

While at the party one of the home owners friends is getting plastered and becoming a big time asshole. This guy tells the home owner, hey, maybe you should cut that guy off. He is pretty big and is being a dick. So he tells the guy, hey, this dude doesn't like you and thinks you should leave. What do you say to that? So he gives her dad a beat down and then everyone gets into it and start beating him down...

His jaw is shattered. Wired shut for weeks, can't work for 3 months... Broken ribs, punctured lung, fractured cheek bone, eye socket. Broken fingers.... (remember, he is a tile layer)... broken ankle...

OK.. He can now sue the son for big time cash. The boss says, yeah, but if you do that you will needlessly raise his home owners insurance... Lets work something out... He gives him $6,500. Remember though... He makes about $2800 a month... So he just gave him LESS than he'd have made in the 3 months he was off!

Fucking amazing... I did everything short of kicking his ass and taking him to a lawyer myself... he didn't want to seem disloyal to a boss that's helped him out so much over the years....

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

So you can see this kind of thing is hereditary....


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