This thread really should be locked.. I wonder how the sponsors here feel about a board teaching people how to steal and do illegal activity would feel. Or if the law should peak their heads in here.

This day in age I dont think anyone needs that kind of attention.
This Anal Hobbit guy really takes this place down to a lower level I dont think we should be tied to.

Just my Opinion. Its time to clean this place up. This isnt 2004..

Sorry edited my post to say: maybe this is a way to clean up GFY. The idiots will go try this and get arrested eventually. GFY problem solved.

It reminds me of The Real Hustle which is shown on TV :)

Nah, the story is you bought it few hours ago... and now you came back with a truck to pick it up... running hustles like this isn't rocket science... but you have to be a real shady fuck to pull stunts like this and then be able to sleep well at night... :thumbsup

Lmfaooooooooooo

Pics or fake

Read it again. He stole from the tax collectors, and the government, (i.e. lords, dukes, noblemen, etc... who all lived on taxes from the people)




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It looks like this Anal Hobbit guy has a long history of scamming people. Look at his sig.

Unreal.

And GFY continues to support this?

You should never ask the Anal Hobbit for pics you just never know what you might end up with ...believe me

When's the last time you provided any useful information?

you are the one that invited the hobbit here, so its your job to get rid of him.. :2 cents:




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I followed your directions but I got caught on my third TV.

I am typing this from the Indiana state prison. Can anyone help me?

wrong again, tax collectors and the government are one and the same and last I checked that was done by royalty in the story, and last I checked dukes and noblemen weren't royalty. Since he stole from both, what I said was correct, he stole from the rich....

Are you always this bad at arguing? You don't seem to ever win these things on this board...

Lol I love this place.

Anyways, doesn't the cashiers scanner stop things from setting off an alarm on your way out?

Dukes and Noblemen weren't part of the government? Sorry, you are wrong. You didn't need to be part of the royal family to be nobility and therefore part of the government in those times.

Perhaps you should re-check the government hierarchy of feudal England, and how the noble ranks, e.g. Duke, Marquess, Earl, Viscount, Baron, ran the country under the royal family and how they collected taxes from the people in the areas under their rule.

I would suggest a little more research.





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Shut up little bitch.

lol

Okay great biz tip

Isn't boneprone anal hobbit? I thought that came out a while back.

You are just so cute it makes me want to pinch your little cheeks!! :liebe028:




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Yes, thought everyone knew that by now. I like AH, but its time for BP to develop a new character.

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Dude, that one is great! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup



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Thread saved.

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As soon as I syphon some gas from my neighbors car I'm heading to Costco.

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That is fucking excellent!

There is no way security is not gonna notice some guy buying 9 big TVs (in 9 seperate purchases) with all the kids in one day.

Please, you would be stopped and headed for "the back room" after about the 3rd TV.

Will it work in Canada?

I love anal hobbit like a brother ........

This is funny in an amateur Lex Luther way, but total BS. The whole duplicate or copied receipt scam has been around for a while.

I used to work for Costco, and still know many who do.

1) They never give a duplicate receipts "for taxes" - for that exact reason
2) TVs and other high end electronics are uniquely tracked
3) Door people work whole shifts up front and are only part of security
4) Employees are trained to recognize copied receipts - they have special inks and paper
5) They have cameras and loss prevention people/devices in the electronics section
6) Costco leads the industry in "shrink" (aka theft loss) so I doubt it's that easy or a major problem.

Sure, anyone could steal a few TVs during Costco rush hour if they wanted to risk jail. But, your chances are probably just as good running out the side exits with a get-away driver waiting just outside (that used to happen once in a while).

OMG this was the best tip ever Mr hobbit. I just got myself two TV's today.

Ok I got 3 of these but they didnt come with the 3d bluray players or glasses. Tonight's 3d party is going to suck.

I did this and it worked. I did it exactly as mr. anal suggested but I didn't have room to store more than one tv in my trailer home. So what I did was sell them in the parking lot. I got between 200-600 dollars for the tvs and cleaned out the whole pallet of tvs on the floor(14). It took maybe 2 hours... i pocketed the money and then got on the bus back to the trailer home park.:thumbsup:thumbsup

It's not worth the trouble.

The only real way to do this would be to buy full loads of store returns and have a team of clowns returning things all over different areas. But then there's simply not enough profit in it. At all. And it's clumsy.

1. Source your store returns which will cost you
2. Assemble a team who will rat you out first question asked
3. Wait for team member to rat you out
4. Go to jail
5. Sell gift cards if rats brought you any
6. You're still in jail so #5 isn't possible

Simple!!! :1orglaugh

Plus, what if the stores have everything coded? You can't take the box with you, which looks bad.. and some electronics they're putting codes right on them.. Then what abou cameras, surely they will have facial recognition software if they don't already.... so even if you go hundreds of miles before doing another store, you're still not safe

It's just stupid.

Anyone need bail money I can send pay-pay for 10%.

BP, call me next time you need a lock.
I bet you lost a few tonight.

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Yep!! Im Boneprone
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I would assume so. Do you have a Costco?

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LOL.. Do you realize how funny you sound..
LOL. Probably not.
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LOL. Another fucking idiot..
This isnt the White House or a Casino you are trying to Rob. Its a fucking Costco.

GFY shouldndeletenthis post.

Is teaching to steal!!!!

This is pure bullshit. It wouldn't work, you don't think store security aren't watching you like a hawk ? Did you know all the CCTV cameras hidden around the place actually feed to centers designed to pick up on this kind of thing.

My cousin is a security consultant for [insert massive retail chain here] what they do with these types of scams, and trust me I have heard of more creative ones than this, is slowly collect enough evidence to gain a really big conviction rather than a slap on the wrist.

Firstly, I don't believe you did it or can do it, secondly if you did you're a fucking moron and will probably receive a knock on the door (remember police won't knock on your door until the investigation is over), thirdly this thread has no place on GFY this thread should be locked.

people still get bent out of shape and take AH threads seriously? lolololololol

Fictional characters can't steal shit.

One 60" LED TV would have been more believable, 9 TVs with the kids in tow.. no way. :)

Altho, 99% chance if you start carting a 60" LED around someone is watching you in all major chains.

This will work but it is a lot of trouble to move around 60" tvs.

http://content.costco.com/Images/Con...uct/996320.jpg

I went for this 32" because it was easier for me to lift on the cart and they had a 2 pallet display. I also get disability checks from the welfare folks so I didnt want to be on camera lifting heavy objects, ya know :winkwink:

Anywho, in about 2 hours I had 14 out the door and sold...made about $4500 or so. Walked down to the liquor store and bought some wild turkey and then bussed it back to my trailer home.

But don't be fooled tho, I know me and hobbit make it sound easy... it is really hard work moving these things about.:Oh crap













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