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C H R I S 06-08-2011 12:00 AM

I tried it this afternoon, I am up to 2 TV's....... thanks AH!! Your invited for the final game.... Im taking miami bitch

Vjo 06-08-2011 12:24 AM

You know when you go into Best Buy and the guy sitting by the door always says, "hi". You know that is there way of saying you are now being watched.

Of course there isnt quite the same feeling when the bored looking handicapped guy or the crabby older lady at Walmart (or Costco) gives ya a grunt or says nothing as you walk in. :)

Adraco 06-08-2011 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by C H R I S 3.0 Beta (Post 18201606)
I tried it this afternoon, I am up to 2 TV's....... thanks AH!! Your invited for the final game.... Im taking miami bitch

Nice to see you endorse stealing...

V_RocKs 06-08-2011 02:40 AM

Your mum days chello

C H R I S 06-08-2011 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adraco (Post 18201710)
Nice to see you endorse stealing...

How long have you been here?????? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You get free tickets to the Bukkake Party - my treat... bring your own poncho....

Anal Hobbit 06-08-2011 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charlie g (Post 18201602)
This will work but it is a lot of trouble to move around 60" tvs.

http://content.costco.com/Images/Con...uct/996320.jpg

I went for this 32" because it was easier for me to lift on the cart and they had a 2 pallet display. I also get disability checks from the welfare folks so I didnt want to be on camera lifting heavy objects, ya know :winkwink:

Anywho, in about 2 hours I had 14 out the door and sold...made about $4500 or so. Walked down to the liquor store and bought some wild turkey and then bussed it back to my trailer home.

But don't be fooled tho, I know me and hobbit make it sound easy... it is really hard work moving these things about.:Oh crap




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Do not do this with Plasma's or LCDs..
It must be done with LED's.. LED's are in much smaller boxes and weigh a fraction of the weight of the LEDs and Plasmas.. They are super light weight and come in a narrower box.

There is a reason I said LED and not LCD or Plasma. Stick to the plan people.

Pay attention to detail. Some of us are not made out for this kind of thing I know. I can tell by the doubt in some of these posts in people trying to discourage it. But fact of the matter is not everyone has this kind of thing cut out for them. Some of us do. Those of us who do or have the balls to do so must pay close attention to the details of what im saying.

Its critical..

Get true LED's... Not the LCD/LED Back light tvs that Vizzo makes.
Must be Samsung 3D HD TRUE LED...

marketsmart 06-08-2011 09:01 AM

do you recommend sending an underage relative in to do this..

if they get caught they will probably not face jail time..

is it difficult to train a 15 or 16 year old to do this?

i would rather send them in then risk going to jail..

let me know asap, i have 5 underage relatives i could use and 6 costco's in a 50 mile radius..

ok.. thanks..






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sperbonzo 06-08-2011 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18202286)
do you recommend sending an underage relative in to do this..

if they get caught they will probably not face jail time..

is it difficult to train a 15 or 16 year old to do this?

i would rather send them in then risk going to jail..

let me know asap, i have 5 underage relatives i could use and 6 costco's in a 50 mile radius..

ok.. thanks..






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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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MrMaxwell 06-08-2011 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 18201434)
LOL. Another fucking idiot..
This isnt the White House or a Casino you are trying to Rob. Its a fucking Costco.

When I was a young boy, I ripped stores off for more money than you'll ever have. I did it for fun. I was good it it, damned good. I know what I'm talking about. I don't take you seriously, but, some idiots might .... and they probably deserve what ever happens

Besides, even if you find a way, how old are you? I grew out of the scammy shit when I was in my late teens... AND I never ripped any individual off in any way.. what about you?

I know that the scams I ran on stores as a boy probably raised prices .0000000000000000000000001% but I was young and it was a good time and I don't feel too bad about it

MrMaxwell 06-08-2011 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 18201569)
One 60" LED TV would have been more believable, 9 TVs with the kids in tow.. no way. :)

Altho, 99% chance if you start carting a 60" LED around someone is watching you in all major chains.


Hell, you never know, I saw a guy who wanted a big laser printer. So he walked into a major retailer, loaded it onto a cart from some other store and walked right the fuck out with that huge printer.

MrMaxwell 06-08-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 18201628)
You know when you go into Best Buy and the guy sitting by the door always says, "hi". You know that is there way of saying you are now being watched.

Of course there isnt quite the same feeling when the bored looking handicapped guy or the crabby older lady at Walmart (or Costco) gives ya a grunt or says nothing as you walk in. :)


Door greeters are a huge weapon against theft... It's proven that being greeted or acknowledged makes someone far less likely to steal something.. believe it or not :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 06-08-2011 01:20 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

boneprone 06-08-2011 02:06 PM

How is this thread not locked? Unreal.
Im pretty sure this works and some GFYers have already tried it.

Nice to know that this is now a how to be a criminal board.

Juicy D. Links 06-08-2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 18203037)
How is this thread not locked? Unreal.
Im pretty sure this works and some GFYers have already tried it.

Nice to know that this is now a how to be a criminal board.

http://www.straw-dogs.co.uk/wp-conte...shy-racoon.jpg

Juicy D. Links 06-08-2011 04:39 PM

i tried this today with my neighbor and we got 2 TV's ...

SleazyDream 06-08-2011 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 18200250)
post pics of garage full of tvs or did not happen

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/200...rehouse_02.jpg

the anal hobbit's been doing this for a long time...............

dank 06-09-2011 01:11 PM

I just tried this with a extra large box of Tylenol and some Allergy Meds..
It works..

Way too easy.

Ill move my way up to other items here soon and let you know.
Im still a bit too scared to do it with a TV but I think Ill get there.

What a rush!

Juicy D. Links 06-09-2011 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dank (Post 18205282)
I just tried this with a extra large box of Tylenol and some Allergy Meds..
It works..

Way too easy.

Ill move my way up to other items here soon and let you know.
Im still a bit too scared to do it with a TV but I think Ill get there.

What a rush!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Anal Hobbit 06-12-2011 08:16 AM

Ok kids.. The weekend is here. Get busy.
Let me know how you guys did!

Remember if you arent comfortable with TVs start small. Start with like a candybar, produce, a book or lawn fertilizer..

Get your feet wet and your confidence up first.
Nothing wrong with a few test runs first.

dank 06-13-2011 10:55 PM

I did it today actually. I did it with a pizza. Two Pizzas for the price of one.
It worked.
:thumbsup

crockett 06-13-2011 11:59 PM

I'm still pissed that someone read the Anal Hobbits advice on getting free gas and stole my gas cap.

Doug E 06-14-2011 05:46 AM

I thought for sure this was a bullshit thread but today I was down at the atm pulling money out of epass and realized i was across the street from costco. i didnt have much to do today cuz foodstamps arent til tomorow so i thought, what the hell, ile give it a shot. i walked out of the mofucker with two tvs and within 3 hours had 'returned' 6. thanks to anal hobbit my crack habit has never been better!

DamianJ 06-14-2011 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone (Post 18203037)
How is this thread not locked? Unreal.
Im pretty sure this works and some GFYers have already tried it.

Nice to know that this is now a how to be a criminal board.

Adapt or die, motherfunster.

AH is a playa, you is a hatah


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