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Jayvis 06-29-2011 12:42 AM

Resent... thanks!

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:49 AM

19. So-called affiliate reps that roam from program to program like nomads and try to get paid for posting here all day rather actually doing anything constructive like managing accounts to actually make more money thereby giving affiliate reps that actually do work hard and know what they are doing and can keep a job doing it a bad rep.

marlboroack 06-29-2011 12:50 AM

None of the above don't bother me at all.

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18247140)
None of the above don't bother me at all.

double negative

or can't you say anything positive? :winkwink:

JFK 06-29-2011 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18247009)
Yeah... I am kind of sly that way.

So I guess we better add this one:

18. People that spam incessantly, in their threads, on other people's threads, whether it is relevant or not which it is usually not but act like OJ Simpson about it... and everyone acting like OJ fans that would never ever in a million years believe he could do anything wrong because he was a sports legend formerly of a successful program of which he is not and has not been a part of for some time.

If the Glove dont fit, Acquit:pimp

jimmycooper 06-29-2011 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18247077)
Things are different these days, as you point out. Now you seem to be supporting the changes.

It's not about supporting or not supporting, it's about acknowledging.

Kenny B! 06-29-2011 05:07 AM

I miss you Far-L!

Dwreck 06-29-2011 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18247087)
Are you kidding me? I am like everyone else here except that I am willing to admit openly that I dance a hippie tribal love gig every time one of my competitors falls to pieces. If it is due to consumption of too much drugs and alcohol then I add a couple of plié.

Reminded me of this pic I took in 2004 http://i55.tinypic.com/2dl4t48.jpg

Spunky 06-29-2011 05:49 AM

People who cannot use the ignore feature and continue to whine about the little shit

CaptainHowdy 06-29-2011 06:39 AM

http://g.mycommentspace.com/msgfx/12/1290.jpg

Far-L 06-29-2011 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18247414)
Reminded me of this pic I took in 2004 http://i55.tinypic.com/2dl4t48.jpg

That dude with the wrestling mask looks like a frigging freak... :winkwink: Somebody should have kicked his ass and thrown him out of the bar before those last five tequila shots so he could have been arrested to keep the cops busy before they nabbed anyone else.

20. Wannabee Bros that drop trou and dance on bars in wrestling masks at webmaster events or commit themselves to other supremely inappropriate behavior at trade events while under the influence of enormous quantities of booze and then try to act like they didn't do anything wrong in post show threads later on...

The Porn Nerd 06-29-2011 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18247077)
As the business is spiralling down, what do you put the decline down to. Crap porn, crap selling, Tubes? I've been making thses posts since 2000.

:1orglaugh

LOL Classic! "I've been bitching about declining porn sales since 2000 - even tho times were great then and many millionaires were made. But I kept bitchin' and no one was listening then (or now)!

Damn you kids get off my porn!!!!!" - Paul Markham

Paul, you don't realize your posts constantly reinforce pre-conceived notions about you, do you? Oh never mind.

Great post Far-L!!!! :)

Chosen 06-29-2011 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 18246021)
12. people who whine and whine and whine

What he said :2 cents:

Dirty D 06-29-2011 11:56 AM

This thread is a bright light floating in a sea of dark retard....

I miss hanging out with you and the Homegrown crew!

CaptainHowdy 06-29-2011 11:59 AM

I'm bothered by people that don't capitalize thread titles ...

LC777_BCM 06-29-2011 12:01 PM

I'm up to 25 posts now and I have to do 5 more posts so I can add pictures to my thread...The newbie jumping through the gfy hoops...

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:10 PM

lol, thanks all... here is one we can't forget...

21. People that continue to bump old drama threads hoping that someone will now start paying more attention to the problem and the people who caused it that are still doing business regardless of having literally thousands of posts how you should never ever do business with them or you will be ripped off... because so and so vile evil thiefmaster is at it again! (blah blah blah thirty pages more of sad sack posts about getting burned/shoulda learned blah blah blah...)

If people are too damn stupid not to do their own due diligence on companies and figure out how they are going to go out of business the fastest way possible first then they don't deserve to even be in business in the first place!

Juicy D. Links 06-29-2011 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LC777_BCM (Post 18248401)
I'm up to 25 posts now and I have to do 5 more posts so I can add pictures to my thread...The newbie jumping through the gfy hoops...

show me some tits

Coup 06-29-2011 12:20 PM

Tl;dr cliff notes

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LC777_BCM (Post 18248401)
I'm up to 25 posts now and I have to do 5 more posts so I can add pictures to my thread...The newbie jumping through the gfy hoops...

22. People that hijack threads to get post counts so they can post pics... :winkwink:

(Ok... now you owe this thread some hot pics and I don't mean skanky stripper with crappy tattoos in place of anything remotely resembling a personality either...)

The Porn Nerd 06-29-2011 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18248474)
22. People that hijack threads to get post counts so they can post pics... :winkwink:

(Ok... now you owe this thread some hot pics and I don't mean skanky stripper with crappy tattoos in place of anything remotely resembling a personality either...)

#23: People who think you are joking when you are being SERIOUS.
And vice versa.
:D

Far-L 06-29-2011 06:48 PM

24. Legal advice threads where folks that are not attorneys speak on serious matters as if they are in line for appointment to the Supreme Court bug me but not so much as all the people that follow along and run biz based on such errant advice until it comes to bite them in the ass.

CDSmith 06-29-2011 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 18248377)
This thread is a bright light floating in a sea of dark retard....

That needed to be quoted again. ha :thumbsup


But only ten? Ah wait, I see it's up to 20 now. Okay. My own list of "things that have annoyed the shit out of me about GFY over the years" is up to something like #91 now. But like you I still love it here and simply cawn't look away.

Great thread. Far-out Far-L.

Far-L 06-29-2011 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18248392)
I'm bothered by people that don't capitalize thread titles ...

As am I.

I am so... ashamed.

Pix coming soon...

Which reminds me...

25. Perfectly decent pic threads from content producers that otherwise represent the best possible spam on GFY because you can actually sometimes derive pleasurable self satisfaction from viewing it being ruined by content producing competitors nitpicking everything apart so no one wants to post more pics and everyone would rather putrify yummy spam with bickering over where a light was set or what color outfit the model wore.

The Porn Nerd 06-30-2011 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18249670)
25. Perfectly decent pic threads from content producers that otherwise represent the best possible spam on GFY because you can actually sometimes derive pleasurable self satisfaction from viewing it being ruined by content producing competitors nitpicking everything apart so no one wants to post more pics and everyone would rather putrify yummy spam with bickering over where a light was set or what color outfit the model wore.

JUST because I love Far-L so damn much - AND HomeGrown Video (how do I become an affiliate Far-L?) - here are some goodies from inside Mister Peabody's World (site links in sig):


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/BRANDON1.jpg


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/MIA1.jpg


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/VOP1.jpg


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/BOLLY1.jpg


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/EE1.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/EE2.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/VOP4.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/CLEO1.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/CLEO2.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/VOP2.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/VOP3.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/BOLLY2.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/EE3.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/BRANDON2.jpg

Far-L 06-30-2011 08:25 AM

Mr. Peabody, thank you for reminding me of one of the things that I love about GFY... a thread needing pix and someone selflessly stepping up and delivering the goods!

The program is HomegrownCash, and we will get signed up for yours as well and add you to our Neighbors section, etc.

Thanks!

Barefootsies 06-30-2011 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18248441)
lol, thanks all... here is one we can't forget...

21. People that continue to bump old drama threads hoping that someone will now start paying more attention

If people did not give a shit the first 10 times it was bumped/page one, they do not fucking care now. You can always tell when someone gets butt hurt on GFY. They start bumping year(s) old threads back to page one for no other purpose than trolling.

:2 cents:

Far-L 06-30-2011 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18250593)
If people did not give a shit the first 10 times it was bumped/page one, they do not fucking care now. You can always tell when someone gets butt hurt on GFY. They start bumping year(s) old threads back to page one for no other purpose than trolling.

:2 cents:

Couldn't agree more...

Here is another that sort of bugs me the same way...

26. People that post the headline link du jour from MSN or whatever mainstream news site, that you probably arleady saw too, as a way of getting views because they don't have the creativity or the savvy to post anything that is relevent and/or thoughtful about the biz. Different but related to posting headlines/links from tin foil hat sites predicting the end is nigh because those can sometimes interesting in the same way that seeing the "actual footage of bigfoot walking by" can be...

The Porn Nerd 06-30-2011 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18250489)
Mr. Peabody, thank you for reminding me of one of the things that I love about GFY... a thread needing pix and someone selflessly stepping up and delivering the goods!

The program is HomegrownCash, and we will get signed up for yours as well and add you to our Neighbors section, etc.

Thanks!

Thanks Far-L! Signed up for Homegrown Video and the PeabodyCash link is in my sig. (We're re-launching the AP in about 3 weeks with fifteen websites and a fuckload of new promo tools so stay tuned, as they say...)

Will put your stuff in my 'Friends' section in every Members Area this Holiday Weekend, when I have time. :)
Thanks again man!!

Barefootsies 06-30-2011 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18250637)
Couldn't agree more...

Here is another that sort of bugs me the same way...

26. People that post the headline link du jour from MSN or whatever mainstream news site, that you probably arleady saw too, as a way of getting views because they don't have the creativity or the savvy to post anything that is relevent and/or thoughtful about the biz. Different but related to posting headlines/links from tin foil hat sites predicting the end is nigh because those can sometimes interesting in the same way that seeing the "actual footage of bigfoot walking by" can be...

Who put you up to that? The Canadian Illuminati?

:winkwink: :1orglaugh

amacontent 06-30-2011 11:23 AM

27- People who are constantly banned and then come back with fake nics and think no one knows who it it.

CDSmith 06-30-2011 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18250953)
Who put you up to that? The Canadian Illuminati?

:winkwink: :1orglaugh

Careful. Their eyes are everywhere.

JFK 06-30-2011 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18251071)
Careful. Their eyes are everywhere.

did some call for the Canadian Illuminati ??:pimp

Far-L 06-30-2011 01:07 PM

Must be Canadian Illuminati...

Which totally explains why I became so obsessed with playing Hockey again...



http://static-teamcowboy.com/profile...A4CE93FE7C.jpg

Harmon 06-30-2011 01:14 PM

Reason #20: That fat, retarded, Cro-Magnon, hairy Avril Levigne stalker/yell on a walkie-talkie rapper guy from the local looney bin. Mindwaste :2 cents:

Far-L 06-30-2011 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18251320)
Reason #20: That fat, retarded, Cro-Magnon, hairy Avril Levigne stalker/yell on a walkie-talkie rapper guy from the local looney bin. Mindwaste :2 cents:

Why you gotta be up in here dissin' me an' shit? Yo.

Werd. :pimp:pimp:pimp

Far-L 06-30-2011 02:19 PM

What would happen in a battle between the Australian Porn Mafia and the Canadian Illuminati?

AnimeFevers 06-30-2011 02:21 PM

Very good points, you do get a lot of idiots that "think" they know what they're talking about lol.

Far-L 06-30-2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 18251465)
Very good points, you do get a lot of idiots that "think" they know what they're talking about lol.

Thanks... I am trying to do it in the spirit of it being a little piece of all of us. If anyone feels directly attacked then please start a thread about how you are going to beat my ass at the next trade show. (#28 btw in case anyone is counting)

Poppy 06-30-2011 03:23 PM

Great post Far-L. I trust you are well my friend.

CDSmith 06-30-2011 05:20 PM

There are Canadian Iluminati secret messages hidden in every Rush song and every Tragically Hip tune.

FYI.

amacontent 06-30-2011 06:17 PM

#28 Trolls who threaten to beat your ass at trade show but never show up prolly due to lack of allowance funds.

Far-L 07-02-2011 01:55 AM

29. Expecting new female affiliates to post naked pictures (without demanding the same from males) because - of course - she must be a model too and not someone that has to work a day job and use actual intellectual intelligence and not simply a perfect rack to pay the bills...

Brad Mitchell 07-02-2011 08:56 AM

30. People who are so serious about their business that starting a thread on GFY for hosting support becomes the "obviously smarter" alternative to picking up the phone to call a host, starting a support ticket or engaging a team member on instant messenger.


...point of clarification, I have not yet danced on a bar - would certainly not wear a wrestling mask if I felt compelled to do so. LOL. I do like dancing, though!

Brad


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