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jimmycooper 06-28-2011 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18247009)
Yeah... I am kind of sly that way.

So I guess we better add this one:

18. People that spam incessantly, in their threads, on other people's threads, whether it is relevant or not which it is usually not but act like OJ Simpson about it... and everyone acting like OJ fans that would never ever in a million years believe he could do anything wrong because he was a sports legend formerly of a successful program of which he is not and has not been a part of for some time.

http://i.imgur.com/j3OIO.jpg

Far-L 06-28-2011 11:35 PM

18. Ghetto fabulous trailer park trash threads raving about buying flashy cars and or ridiculous firearms with tricky parts like penis compensators that end up only showing off dramatically, and with photographic evidence details of exactly how shabby operations actually are - then provide circumstantially ample evidence eventually about why affiliates are not getting paid... because somebody is still more concerned about playing with toys than actually running a successful business.

nico-t 06-28-2011 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 18246021)
12. people who whine and whine and whine

13. SleazyDream

Paul Markham 06-28-2011 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18245960)
Here are mine, feel free to add your own of flame me accordingly...

1. Program launches with skanky, bored, and lifeless stripper content that fake nicks, faux friends, and ass licking reps rave about like it is the greatest thing they have seen since Jordan Capri finally took dick on video. I have never witnessed so many Emperors wearing so few clothes in my life.

Pretty tough to shoot decent porn on a budget that hardly allows the shooter to make decent money. Plus a few other things. Glad you agree with me on this.

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2. Trolls who literally have zero business sense, nothing notable in terms of profitable business operations, and offer no practical advice or skill to the betterment of anyone being eventually respected as "trusted sources" for business advice just because they trolled around long and hard enough to be considered authoritative.
Welcome to the world of online porn. Where all you need is the ability to type on a keyboard. Programming is a plus. :winkwink:

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3. False controversy threads to try and generate views... (kind of like this one but I will risk being a hypocrite just to get this crap out of my system.)
People sitting at home all day punching into a keyboard. This for them is their social life.

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5. Old-timers resenting young upstarts and vice versa just because things are different now than they used to be or will be tomorrow. Get over it. Trends shift. Business models change. Some will adapt and some won't but it really doesn't matter how old you are - just how willing you are to work and adapt to the fluctuations.
Things are different these days, as you point out. Now you seem to be supporting the changes.

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6. People still bitching about how "tube sites killed porn". Seriously? Porn has never been more prevalent and people are still making millions off of it. Just because you are not doesn't mean it is someone else's fault. It means you are clueless and should probably start figuring out the timer on the fry fryer at McDees.
Yes and people used to make 10s of millions or even 100s of millions. Tubes never killed or even harmed porn. They increased porn consumption to a level never before seen. Just hurt the selling of porn.

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7. Most any so-called business thread by Paul Markham. They go on forever and serve zero purpose beyond giving a self proclaimed retiree something to do besides bug his wife for blowjobs. I could have put this into the last bitch point but felt it deserved its own gripe. F-U and F-Me if we disagree on that.
As the business is spiralling down, what do you put the decline down to. Crap porn, crap selling, Tubes? I've been making thses posts since 2000.

10. People bitching about XYZ generic fly by night proggie of the moment going out of business (again) and needing to pull links (again) when they could have been promoting Homegrown Video or some other steady professional, reputable prog instead. And guess what... just because the prog is CCbill doesn't mean a damn thing because those sites go out of biz too in case you weren't paying attention.

Hang on are you saying programs going out of business is a problem?

Welcome to the changing world of porn. :1orglaugh

NALEM 06-28-2011 11:43 PM


Paul Markham 06-28-2011 11:45 PM

19. People who read the name of the poster first then condem or support what he says without thinking.

Like Far-L. First he complains, then he says it's fine, then he complains. seems he can't make up his mind.

Far-L 06-28-2011 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18247077)
Hang on are you saying programs going out of business is a problem?

Welcome to the changing world of porn. :1orglaugh


Are you kidding me? I am like everyone else here except that I am willing to admit openly that I dance a hippie tribal love gig every time one of my competitors falls to pieces. If it is due to consumption of too much drugs and alcohol then I add a couple of plié.

Thanks for throwing down and rolling with it... a man that can't laugh at himself ends up only laughing at others until no one is laughing at all.

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18247081)
19. People who read the name of the poster first then condem or support what he says without thinking.

Like Far-L. First he complains, then he says it's fine, then he complains. seems he can't make up his mind.

How is my mind not made up? Starting this thread was the result of making up my mind that I would get this stuff off my chest for once and for all. Saying you love to hate something might be too complex an intellectual exercise for you at this point but I encourage you to take part in this thread because you need to keep alert - it will help delay as long as possible the sweet pale green and purple fading light of twilight as it passes into the black sea of night and all your genius of how to make it in porn is lost like a rain of thought on the ocean of knowledge.

Jayvis 06-29-2011 12:19 AM

50 great points (see what I did there?) :1orglaugh :helpme

Sent you an email, Farrell. :)

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis (Post 18247111)
50 great points (see what I did there?) :1orglaugh :helpme

Sent you an email, Farrell. :)

Not seeing it... did you use the timlake at homegrownvideo d com addy?

Jayvis 06-29-2011 12:42 AM

Resent... thanks!

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:49 AM

19. So-called affiliate reps that roam from program to program like nomads and try to get paid for posting here all day rather actually doing anything constructive like managing accounts to actually make more money thereby giving affiliate reps that actually do work hard and know what they are doing and can keep a job doing it a bad rep.

marlboroack 06-29-2011 12:50 AM

None of the above don't bother me at all.

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18247140)
None of the above don't bother me at all.

double negative

or can't you say anything positive? :winkwink:

JFK 06-29-2011 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18247009)
Yeah... I am kind of sly that way.

So I guess we better add this one:

18. People that spam incessantly, in their threads, on other people's threads, whether it is relevant or not which it is usually not but act like OJ Simpson about it... and everyone acting like OJ fans that would never ever in a million years believe he could do anything wrong because he was a sports legend formerly of a successful program of which he is not and has not been a part of for some time.

If the Glove dont fit, Acquit:pimp

jimmycooper 06-29-2011 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18247077)
Things are different these days, as you point out. Now you seem to be supporting the changes.

It's not about supporting or not supporting, it's about acknowledging.

Kenny B! 06-29-2011 05:07 AM

I miss you Far-L!

Dwreck 06-29-2011 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18247087)
Are you kidding me? I am like everyone else here except that I am willing to admit openly that I dance a hippie tribal love gig every time one of my competitors falls to pieces. If it is due to consumption of too much drugs and alcohol then I add a couple of plié.

Reminded me of this pic I took in 2004 http://i55.tinypic.com/2dl4t48.jpg

Spunky 06-29-2011 05:49 AM

People who cannot use the ignore feature and continue to whine about the little shit

CaptainHowdy 06-29-2011 06:39 AM

http://g.mycommentspace.com/msgfx/12/1290.jpg

Far-L 06-29-2011 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18247414)
Reminded me of this pic I took in 2004 http://i55.tinypic.com/2dl4t48.jpg

That dude with the wrestling mask looks like a frigging freak... :winkwink: Somebody should have kicked his ass and thrown him out of the bar before those last five tequila shots so he could have been arrested to keep the cops busy before they nabbed anyone else.

20. Wannabee Bros that drop trou and dance on bars in wrestling masks at webmaster events or commit themselves to other supremely inappropriate behavior at trade events while under the influence of enormous quantities of booze and then try to act like they didn't do anything wrong in post show threads later on...

The Porn Nerd 06-29-2011 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18247077)
As the business is spiralling down, what do you put the decline down to. Crap porn, crap selling, Tubes? I've been making thses posts since 2000.

:1orglaugh

LOL Classic! "I've been bitching about declining porn sales since 2000 - even tho times were great then and many millionaires were made. But I kept bitchin' and no one was listening then (or now)!

Damn you kids get off my porn!!!!!" - Paul Markham

Paul, you don't realize your posts constantly reinforce pre-conceived notions about you, do you? Oh never mind.

Great post Far-L!!!! :)

Chosen 06-29-2011 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 18246021)
12. people who whine and whine and whine

What he said :2 cents:

Dirty D 06-29-2011 11:56 AM

This thread is a bright light floating in a sea of dark retard....

I miss hanging out with you and the Homegrown crew!

CaptainHowdy 06-29-2011 11:59 AM

I'm bothered by people that don't capitalize thread titles ...

LC777_BCM 06-29-2011 12:01 PM

I'm up to 25 posts now and I have to do 5 more posts so I can add pictures to my thread...The newbie jumping through the gfy hoops...

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:10 PM

lol, thanks all... here is one we can't forget...

21. People that continue to bump old drama threads hoping that someone will now start paying more attention to the problem and the people who caused it that are still doing business regardless of having literally thousands of posts how you should never ever do business with them or you will be ripped off... because so and so vile evil thiefmaster is at it again! (blah blah blah thirty pages more of sad sack posts about getting burned/shoulda learned blah blah blah...)

If people are too damn stupid not to do their own due diligence on companies and figure out how they are going to go out of business the fastest way possible first then they don't deserve to even be in business in the first place!

Juicy D. Links 06-29-2011 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by LC777_BCM (Post 18248401)
I'm up to 25 posts now and I have to do 5 more posts so I can add pictures to my thread...The newbie jumping through the gfy hoops...

show me some tits

Coup 06-29-2011 12:20 PM

Tl;dr cliff notes

Far-L 06-29-2011 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LC777_BCM (Post 18248401)
I'm up to 25 posts now and I have to do 5 more posts so I can add pictures to my thread...The newbie jumping through the gfy hoops...

22. People that hijack threads to get post counts so they can post pics... :winkwink:

(Ok... now you owe this thread some hot pics and I don't mean skanky stripper with crappy tattoos in place of anything remotely resembling a personality either...)

The Porn Nerd 06-29-2011 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18248474)
22. People that hijack threads to get post counts so they can post pics... :winkwink:

(Ok... now you owe this thread some hot pics and I don't mean skanky stripper with crappy tattoos in place of anything remotely resembling a personality either...)

#23: People who think you are joking when you are being SERIOUS.
And vice versa.
:D

Far-L 06-29-2011 06:48 PM

24. Legal advice threads where folks that are not attorneys speak on serious matters as if they are in line for appointment to the Supreme Court bug me but not so much as all the people that follow along and run biz based on such errant advice until it comes to bite them in the ass.

CDSmith 06-29-2011 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 18248377)
This thread is a bright light floating in a sea of dark retard....

That needed to be quoted again. ha :thumbsup


But only ten? Ah wait, I see it's up to 20 now. Okay. My own list of "things that have annoyed the shit out of me about GFY over the years" is up to something like #91 now. But like you I still love it here and simply cawn't look away.

Great thread. Far-out Far-L.

Far-L 06-29-2011 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18248392)
I'm bothered by people that don't capitalize thread titles ...

As am I.

I am so... ashamed.

Pix coming soon...

Which reminds me...

25. Perfectly decent pic threads from content producers that otherwise represent the best possible spam on GFY because you can actually sometimes derive pleasurable self satisfaction from viewing it being ruined by content producing competitors nitpicking everything apart so no one wants to post more pics and everyone would rather putrify yummy spam with bickering over where a light was set or what color outfit the model wore.

The Porn Nerd 06-30-2011 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18249670)
25. Perfectly decent pic threads from content producers that otherwise represent the best possible spam on GFY because you can actually sometimes derive pleasurable self satisfaction from viewing it being ruined by content producing competitors nitpicking everything apart so no one wants to post more pics and everyone would rather putrify yummy spam with bickering over where a light was set or what color outfit the model wore.

JUST because I love Far-L so damn much - AND HomeGrown Video (how do I become an affiliate Far-L?) - here are some goodies from inside Mister Peabody's World (site links in sig):


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/BRANDON1.jpg


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/MIA1.jpg


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/VOP1.jpg


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/BOLLY1.jpg


http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/EE1.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/EE2.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/VOP4.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/CLEO1.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/CLEO2.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/VOP2.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/VOP3.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/BOLLY2.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/EE3.jpg

http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/gfy/pics/BRANDON2.jpg

Far-L 06-30-2011 08:25 AM

Mr. Peabody, thank you for reminding me of one of the things that I love about GFY... a thread needing pix and someone selflessly stepping up and delivering the goods!

The program is HomegrownCash, and we will get signed up for yours as well and add you to our Neighbors section, etc.

Thanks!

Barefootsies 06-30-2011 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18248441)
lol, thanks all... here is one we can't forget...

21. People that continue to bump old drama threads hoping that someone will now start paying more attention

If people did not give a shit the first 10 times it was bumped/page one, they do not fucking care now. You can always tell when someone gets butt hurt on GFY. They start bumping year(s) old threads back to page one for no other purpose than trolling.

:2 cents:

Far-L 06-30-2011 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18250593)
If people did not give a shit the first 10 times it was bumped/page one, they do not fucking care now. You can always tell when someone gets butt hurt on GFY. They start bumping year(s) old threads back to page one for no other purpose than trolling.

:2 cents:

Couldn't agree more...

Here is another that sort of bugs me the same way...

26. People that post the headline link du jour from MSN or whatever mainstream news site, that you probably arleady saw too, as a way of getting views because they don't have the creativity or the savvy to post anything that is relevent and/or thoughtful about the biz. Different but related to posting headlines/links from tin foil hat sites predicting the end is nigh because those can sometimes interesting in the same way that seeing the "actual footage of bigfoot walking by" can be...

The Porn Nerd 06-30-2011 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18250489)
Mr. Peabody, thank you for reminding me of one of the things that I love about GFY... a thread needing pix and someone selflessly stepping up and delivering the goods!

The program is HomegrownCash, and we will get signed up for yours as well and add you to our Neighbors section, etc.

Thanks!

Thanks Far-L! Signed up for Homegrown Video and the PeabodyCash link is in my sig. (We're re-launching the AP in about 3 weeks with fifteen websites and a fuckload of new promo tools so stay tuned, as they say...)

Will put your stuff in my 'Friends' section in every Members Area this Holiday Weekend, when I have time. :)
Thanks again man!!

Barefootsies 06-30-2011 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 18250637)
Couldn't agree more...

Here is another that sort of bugs me the same way...

26. People that post the headline link du jour from MSN or whatever mainstream news site, that you probably arleady saw too, as a way of getting views because they don't have the creativity or the savvy to post anything that is relevent and/or thoughtful about the biz. Different but related to posting headlines/links from tin foil hat sites predicting the end is nigh because those can sometimes interesting in the same way that seeing the "actual footage of bigfoot walking by" can be...

Who put you up to that? The Canadian Illuminati?

:winkwink: :1orglaugh


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