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Zverka 08-02-2011 06:03 AM

at this point in your life you need to read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_and_Punishment

:2 cents:

Agent 488 08-02-2011 06:07 AM

no

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopathy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predation

BlackCrayon 08-02-2011 06:10 AM

this is the kind of retardation that keeps you a stupid broke loser. why don't you think of ways you can actually dig YOURSELF out of the hole you've been living in all your life.

sperbonzo 08-02-2011 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18325548)
My family and my woman come first.. that is for sure... I'm pulling free speakers from a friends salvage yard because I don't want to spend $50

Would perhaps your time be better spent on getting another job, rather than spending your time "pulling speakers" and contemplating blackmail (in lieu of protecting children)?


Just a thought.



.:2 cents:

Agent 488 08-02-2011 06:21 AM

he is pulling speakers to sell on craigslist which i guess is just to by booze/crack/meth?

his last real "job" was selling used washing machines in cl.

sperbonzo 08-02-2011 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18325982)
Would perhaps your time be better spent on getting another job, rather than spending your time "pulling speakers" and contemplating blackmail (in lieu of protecting children)?


Just a thought.



.:2 cents:

I just thought this thread deserved some more views....




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Kenny B! 08-02-2011 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18325175)
Since you've already proven yourself to be a complete idiot... why are you so sure anyone is going to believe any other part of your story?

:2 cents:

And that's from someone named "TheSquealer" :winkwink:

lazycash 08-02-2011 09:50 AM

All because he's fixated on this:

http://www.lov2xlr8.no/dailycap/bilder/cad1.jpg

Phoenix 08-02-2011 09:58 AM

this board is so awesome sometimes...i just had to post in this thread..lolz

bigluv 08-02-2011 11:37 AM

Mr maxwell brings down the average IQ of the whole board.

sperbonzo 08-02-2011 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigluv (Post 18326741)
Mr maxwell brings down the average IQ of the whole board.

And that's really saying something!




.:1orglaugh

alias 08-02-2011 04:36 PM

Really enjoyed that cool story about driving with grandma.

"I been driving Cadillacs all of my life since I been THREE and sat on grandmas lap (she would let me work the turn signals on her 1979 Cadillac when I was THREE) "

MrMaxwell 08-02-2011 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18325908)
I've been in a FAR worse state about 18 years ago, and NO, I never thought in those terms.

Secondly, I actually work with an organization that helps to hunt down and prosecute child molestors,(http://www.abusewatch.net/), and if you think that feathering your own nest in order to "cause any kind of trouble possible" for child molesters is some kind of a noble thought, you really need counseling. You're attempts to justify your plans as some kind of good thing is just a way to rationalize to yourself that you would rather blackmail someone than work an extra job on the side.



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I agree that my current situation isn't all that horrible.. just stressful.. I've seen worse, myself. I didn't ever say that it was a noble thought, just that it was tempting. You're absolutely 100% right about this part: "You're attempts to justify your plans as some kind of good thing is just a way to rationalize to yourself that you would rather blackmail someone than work an extra job on the side"

I could not agree with you more

MrMaxwell 08-02-2011 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18325941)
all the text colors don't change the fact you are probably the lowest piece of shit that has come around here for years.

you wont work. sponge off some poor lady who most likely wants you too fuck off but is too frightened to say so. and to top it off you instead of turning in a child molester you try and figure out a way to blackmail a cadallac out of him so you can leave him in the community to prey among other children.

you need a bitch slap hard you parasite.



For the LAST TIME... I AM PAYING 90% OF THE BILLS AROUND HERE and have been since I decided to stay here.. Period.. I have been a godsend to this woman, and have not sponged anything. Period.

And as I have said, when I was 100% sure and had evidence of a chomo being one, I DID turn his ass in. He's still walking around free.

MrMaxwell 08-02-2011 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18325947)
god you are such a fucking loser.

I know. You do nothing but post 24/7 on GFY and are too thick or brain dead or ignorant to read anything before responding to it... but I'm the big loser over here. :1orglaugh

TheSquealer 08-02-2011 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18327634)
And as I have said, when I was 100% sure and had evidence of a chomo being one, I DID turn his ass in. He's still walking around free.


How did you then arrive at the conclusion that committing multiple felonies yourself, was then somehow OK?

MrMaxwell 08-02-2011 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 18326471)
All because he's fixated on this:

http://www.lov2xlr8.no/dailycap/bilder/cad1.jpg


That is a '77
I still have a '79 in storage (Like that but the tail lights are different. So are the steering wheel, grille, park lights, radio and seats.)

But I need one I can use as a DD

MrMaxwell 08-02-2011 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18327638)
How did you then arrive at the conclusion that committing multiple felonies yourself, was then somehow OK?


I didn't.. I didn't do it, so obviously I decided that it wasn't the best idea in the world.

MrMaxwell 08-02-2011 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18326420)
I just thought this thread deserved some more views....




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I have a question for you.. you obviously think I am a terrible person and real bad, but, I wonder what you think of people who cause harm to chomos without any possibility of personal gain outside of "it feels good to cause harm to chomos"...

That, to me, seems pretty noble.. No one likes the way I think, eh? :winkwink:

Agent 488 08-02-2011 06:53 PM

get a job?

TheSquealer 08-02-2011 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18327642)
I didn't.. I didn't do it, so obviously I decided that it wasn't the best idea in the world.

The truly disturbing thing is that you were thinking about it... then like a complete moron, went to an internet forum to discuss the finer points of how to break enough laws to do life in prison.

It's a little late to back peddle with the "well i didnt do it" stuff. You're an absolute fucking moron.

alias 08-02-2011 06:55 PM

Pretty fucked up that you would take money to cover for someone who abuses children. :2 cents:

Have you considered suicide?

Agent 488 08-02-2011 06:57 PM

you are clueless. maybe fetal alcohol syndrome, that's why you can't come up with any solutions to your issues but short term insect reptile brain behavior. you literally can't conceive of any rational solution but what a rat would do to survive.

so there should be some sympathy, but you are still a danger to civilized humans.

MrBottomTooth 08-02-2011 07:29 PM

I like Cadillacs too, but if you're looking at an older STS you're just asking for trouble.

You know how expensive those get when sensors and shit start going, or worse, the inevitable head gasket / coolant problems? And the original Northstars are horrible oil burners. GM basically had to come out and say the massive oil consumption (1 quart per 1000 milles) was just part of the engine design.

I don't think you could pick a worse car if you are looking to keep repair costs down. Probably not what you need in your current situation.

WarChild 08-02-2011 08:57 PM

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get myself a 2011 Cadillac CTS-V and I'm going to drive that mother fucker right to the nearest Endocrinologist's office, with my foot to floor getting 1 mile per gallon and listening to redneck country music blaring away on the fucking incredible stock stereo.

Then you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to park that motherfucker in the middle of two handicaped spaces, storm in the front fucking door and push whatever fucked up sicko broad (like yours) is in the way to the ground. If her worthless hood rat boyfriend even looks at me wrong I'm going to slap him so fucking hard that all the stupid falls out. That's going to be the slap heard 'round the hood.

Then I'm going to demand to see the doctor. Then you know what? Then I'm going to take a shit right there on his exam table. On my way out the door I'm going to laugh at the nurse and tell her to just bill my provincial health insurance because I don't need a doctor never mind a specialist and I just wanted to waste their time.

That's what I'm going to do.

onwebcam 08-03-2011 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18320075)
Let's say I am acquainted with this person who is a thief/chomo... real piece of shit.. Now in my younger days, I scammed some huge companies for money and fun, but I hate thieves who steal from individuals (some of you may get that, some may not) .. Anyway I'm driving down the street today and I start thinking of a couple of pretty EASY ways I could knock this guy over for something in the low low tens..

So in turn I can do the same to you and by your standards not be held accountable in some form or fashion? Whether that be God or karma, motherfucker?


Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18320293)
Ain't no tellin' when I'm down for a jack move.

:thumbsup:1orglaugh:thumbsup

L-Pink 08-03-2011 04:33 AM

Low-life, define;

A "low-life" or "lowlife" is a term for a person who is considered morally unacceptable by their community, especially those who exploit others for their own selfish purposes.

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TorchWood 08-03-2011 07:18 AM

This is obviously a pretty sore subject for you and I'm sure more than one person on these boards feels just as strongly about something specific to them but you need to use your energies to succeed at life, all the rest, let your taxes pay for it.

sperbonzo 08-03-2011 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TorchWood (Post 18328454)
This is obviously a pretty sore subject for you and I'm sure more than one person on these boards feels just as strongly about something specific to them but you need to use your energies to succeed at life, all the rest, let your taxes pay for it.

Unfortunately, his interests did not lie in "getting at" a child molestor, his priorities were in getting money for himself.




:Oh crap.

alias 08-03-2011 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18327808)
You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get myself a 2011 Cadillac CTS-V and I'm going to drive that mother fucker right to the nearest Endocrinologist's office, with my foot to floor getting 1 mile per gallon and listening to redneck country music blaring away on the fucking incredible stock stereo.

Then you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to park that motherfucker in the middle of two handicaped spaces, storm in the front fucking door and push whatever fucked up sicko broad (like yours) is in the way to the ground. If her worthless hood rat boyfriend even looks at me wrong I'm going to slap him so fucking hard that all the stupid falls out. That's going to be the slap heard 'round the hood.

Then I'm going to demand to see the doctor. Then you know what? Then I'm going to take a shit right there on his exam table. On my way out the door I'm going to laugh at the nurse and tell her to just bill my provincial health insurance because I don't need a doctor never mind a specialist and I just wanted to waste their time.

That's what I'm going to do.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

bigluv 08-03-2011 12:41 PM

Im going to take the "I'm pulling free speakers out of cars at the junk yard" as "I don't have a job".

cutedimples 08-03-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18320075)
Let's say I am acquainted with this person who is a thief/chomo... real piece of shit.. Now in my younger days, I scammed some huge companies for money and fun, but I hate thieves who steal from individuals (some of you may get that, some may not) .. Anyway I'm driving down the street today and I start thinking of a couple of pretty EASY ways I could knock this guy over for something in the low low tens..

My woman is sick, I just found out that my sister is forced to drop out of college to take a second job and my grandmother is always calling up needing things.. . . PLUS for the first time in my life, for several months now, I don't have a Cadillac

So it's very tempting to stick this guy a few bucks.. god damned tempting... but I can't think of a way to do it that is not a felony. I don't have proof that he is a chomo but I am sure... But I could bm him over some smaller shit

How do you know how much what you have on someone is worth though... . my logic is that if I take him off personally for some money he won't go to the leos with it, because, he knows I'll give his shit right up

Anyway this is all just idle thought
Never been so tempted in my life

I mean hell it could be instant Cadillac parked outside, my sister back in school and my woman all healthy .. . . .. . .. God damn this is tempting :winkwink:

I would not do it because the universe will take care of him. There are always ways to make money and I think this is not morally right. If you do it because you strive for justice and righteousness then it's good, but solely because of money (Cadillac) then it's not. You would/could even name 10 more monetary reasons (or excuses) to do it. But this is just me. :2 cents:

MrMaxwell 08-03-2011 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18327652)
The truly disturbing thing is that you were thinking about it... then like a complete moron, went to an internet forum to discuss the finer points of how to break enough laws to do life in prison.

It's a little late to back peddle with the "well i didnt do it" stuff. You're an absolute fucking moron.


How am I back pedaling? It's something I was tempted to do. Not something I did. Those are the facts. I don't see how I could be sentenced to life for squeezing someone for a little money, but I am sure that they could use all kinds of things. Ext0rtion. Rack3teering. C0nspiracy. Bl@ckmail. And on and on and on. They usually charge you with 20 things and hope something will stick.

Like I said, the post was as much to remove the temptation as for anything else. I'd never do something stupid like post about doing something bad, and then actually doing it. That'd be just beyond ridiculous!!

MrMaxwell 08-03-2011 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 18327659)
Pretty fucked up that you would take money to cover for someone who abuses children. :2 cents:

Have you considered suicide?


There would be NO COVERING FOR ANYTHING... It was an "If you can't do anything about the guy, it'd be nice to at least cause problems for him" thought.. I wouldn't cover for a chomo for A MILLION dollars!! I'm sorry if that was the idea that came across... not at ALL what I meant.

MrMaxwell 08-03-2011 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18327663)
you are clueless. maybe fetal alcohol syndrome, that's why you can't come up with any solutions to your issues but short term insect reptile brain behavior. you literally can't conceive of any rational solution but what a rat would do to survive.

so there should be some sympathy, but you are still a danger to civilized humans.

You are a worthless moron who does absolutely NOTHING but post on GFY 24/7 365 with stupid inane nonsense.

That said,

This is the first time you've ever made a post I can make sense of. I think that you're partly right. The only way I can explain my total lack of motivation and action is that alcohol must have damaged me in some way. I use to be a real go getter, ALWAYS went out and found a way to make money - EVERY DAY - even when I had a drawer full of cash.

I don't think that I'm all the way down to having nothing but the lower limbic thing and nothing more. I do at least have full control and don't allow myself to do bad things that would put me at risk.

MrMaxwell 08-03-2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18327704)
I like Cadillacs too, but if you're looking at an older STS you're just asking for trouble.

You know how expensive those get when sensors and shit start going, or worse, the inevitable head gasket / coolant problems? And the original Northstars are horrible oil burners. GM basically had to come out and say the massive oil consumption (1 quart per 1000 milles) was just part of the engine design.

I don't think you could pick a worse car if you are looking to keep repair costs down. Probably not what you need in your current situation.


I do know to check the head gasket and maintenance before buying. If they've used the wrong coolant or not changed it (most common) the gaskets fail. Also the bolts themselves aren't great and aren't always repaired properly. You have to timesert them or better yet buy a stud kit (either option costs hundreds for parts alone)

The oil burning doesn't bother me. It's not enough to make any smoke. They sure do hold alot, too, what is it 8 quarts?

The GOOD part about these cars is that the engine and transmission are built to be BEAT ON. They LIKE when you drive the fucking fuck out of them!! They LIKE IT! And what else can you buy for a couple grand (since they have 0 resale value) and get 28mpg highway yet be driving around 300hp? Not a racecar, but they do move

And the handling, it's pretty great for a huge car...
Plus they're pretty safe

Consider this.. Say I buy an STS for 2000... it'll be very likely to last me a year or more since I am careful about checking everything out.... After that it's paid for itself and I still have probably 50 parts on there I can sell for some pretty decent change. I saw a guy sell a 1997 STS with a blown engine for $1200 last year.. Headlight assy sell for at least $100 each, Cadillac chrome wheels there's another $50 each, seats bring $100 each

I VERY rarely end up into something more money than I can get back out in worst case scenario

MrMaxwell 08-03-2011 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18327808)
You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get myself a 2011 Cadillac CTS-V and I'm going to drive that mother fucker right to the nearest Endocrinologist's office, with my foot to floor getting 1 mile per gallon and listening to redneck country music blaring away on the fucking incredible stock stereo.

Then you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to park that motherfucker in the middle of two handicaped spaces, storm in the front fucking door and push whatever fucked up sicko broad (like yours) is in the way to the ground. If her worthless hood rat boyfriend even looks at me wrong I'm going to slap him so fucking hard that all the stupid falls out. That's going to be the slap heard 'round the hood.

Then I'm going to demand to see the doctor. Then you know what? Then I'm going to take a shit right there on his exam table. On my way out the door I'm going to laugh at the nurse and tell her to just bill my provincial health insurance because I don't need a doctor never mind a specialist and I just wanted to waste their time.

That's what I'm going to do.



That's the funniest post I've seen today.. good work. Maybe you're not so bad, after all. :thumbsup

Jerk off

MrMaxwell 08-03-2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18328013)
So in turn I can do the same to you and by your standards not be held accountable in some form or fashion? Whether that be God or karma, motherfucker?

:thumbsup:1orglaugh:thumbsup



Well. I am not guilty of an absolute wrong. People who are should have bad things happen. If I'm guilty of an absolute wrong, or I've done something to you, I suppose I would have to accept you harming me.

MrMaxwell 08-03-2011 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutedimples (Post 18329411)
I would not do it because the universe will take care of him. There are always ways to make money and I think this is not morally right. If you do it because you strive for justice and righteousness then it's good, but solely because of money (Cadillac) then it's not. You would/could even name 10 more monetary reasons (or excuses) to do it. But this is just me. :2 cents:

The universe taking care of people is something I'm believing less and less in, lately.. I always thought that all of the good I've done for people would come back.. and that bad people always got theirs

I sure do hope for it to turn out to be true!!!

There's no way I can disagree with you or others who say that it would be wrong if I have selfish motives. Absolutely right.

For the record: If it were legal, I'd go out harming chomos all day long, for the utter bliss and satisfaction of it. My post didn't mean I was tempted to cover up for one, in any way, at all. The temptation lay in knowing I can't do anything about him and thinking that might have been "at least something"..

cutedimples 08-03-2011 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18329530)
The universe taking care of people is something I'm believing less and less in, lately.. I always thought that all of the good I've done for people would come back.. and that bad people always got theirs

I sure do hope for it to turn out to be true!!!

There's no way I can disagree with you or others who say that it would be wrong if I have selfish motives. Absolutely right.

For the record: If it were legal, I'd go out harming chomos all day long, for the utter bliss and satisfaction of it.

Please dont lose faith in yourself and this world. Good things and bad things happen to everyone all the time. Have you heard of a quote, "once you've hit rock bottom; theres nowhere else to go but up"? Just be positive, do good things, work hard, and great things shall follow! :) :)

Also, driving no Cadillac is not misfortune; having no feet to walk is. Wifey got sick is not; dealing with incurable diseases is. You are having a bad time, but it is not permanent.

If you have time, you might wanna read this:

http://yourhappyplace.info/blog/?p=166

Good luck!

MrMaxwell 08-03-2011 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cutedimples (Post 18329566)
Please dont lose faith in yourself and this world. Good things and bad things happen to everyone all the time. Have you heard of a quote, "once you've hit rock bottom; theres nowhere else to go but up"? Just be positive, do good things, work hard, and great things shall follow! :) :)

Also, driving no Cadillac is not misfortune; having no feet to walk is. Wifey got sick is not; dealing with incurable diseases is. You are having a bad time, but it is not permanent.

If you have time, you might wanna read this:

http://yourhappyplace.info/blog/?p=166

Good luck!



You're right. I watch videos sometimes where disabled or crippled people tend to have the best attitudes and I do try to be thankful for what I do have. That is a great point.

MrMaxwell 08-03-2011 02:38 PM

PS: I hear really great things about Malibu... I have GOT to come to see everything sometime!!

cutedimples 08-03-2011 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18329657)
PS: I hear really great things about Malibu... I have GOT to come to see everything sometime!!

Malibu is beautiful--nice area surrounded by beaches with a lot of surfers and beach people. In the summer, they walk around with their beach bodies in bathing suits or topless. They should put your mind at ease. lol! :winkwink:


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