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Juicy D. Links 01-30-2012 02:56 PM

if a chick starts tossing my salad and I dont stop her does that make me gay?

borked 01-30-2012 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 18721647)
An isosceles triangle is drawn so that it has the same area as the above square (i.e. x), and with two sides that are equal to the square root of x (henceforth dubbed y). What is the length of the third side?

wtf is with these maths question?!!!

1:1:sqroot 2
is all I ever retained of isosceles... 2 are equal, the thirst is the square of 2 of those....

and ?

borked 01-30-2012 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 18721662)
if a chick starts tossing my salad and I dont stop her does that make me gay?

no, you will end up with a tossed salad.
Eat and enjoy.

borked 01-30-2012 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721664)
wtf is with these maths question?!!!

1:1:sqroot 2
is all I ever retained of isosceles... 2 are equal, the thirst is the square of 2 of those....

and ?

I think I should stand corrected on this.... I think it only happens with right-angle triangles.

so fuck that :thumbsup

borked 01-30-2012 03:02 PM

pffffft and never even made page 2


I am sorely disappointed!

CurrentlySober 01-30-2012 03:04 PM

What would you do, to pass the time, for 9 hours, on a cold day with no electricity, heat, mobile phone, battery gaming device, or internet? Basically NOTHING AT ALL ?

Juicy D. Links 01-30-2012 03:05 PM

if a guy accidently sticks a dildo in my butt and I dont take it out is that gay?

RyuLion 01-30-2012 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721668)
I think I should stand corrected on this.... I think it only happens with right-angle triangles.

so fuck that :thumbsup

:thumbsup:thumbsup

(I'm just messing with you, by throwing you some math problems) :1orglaugh

borked 01-30-2012 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18721676)
What would you do, to pass the time, for 9 hours, on a cold day with no electricity, heat, mobile phone, battery gaming device, or internet? Basically NOTHING AT ALL ?

even though you just got in after the lock, I'll answer that ;)

funnily enough that happened recently... 48 hours without anything - internet, electricty (and the place wasn't on a gas line).

Made for a wonderful time - you just chat, play "huggles", build a bbq (yup, even when it's snowing outisde!) and have fun - you know how that all was b4 the internet, surely!

DWB 01-30-2012 03:12 PM

Perhaps the best guy in the entire business for streaming and encrypted video says you can ask him anything for an hour and you fuck nuts are asking about dog dicks.

Incredible.

My question if it's not too late: Why do you prefer JW Player over Flow Player?

CurrentlySober 01-30-2012 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721694)
you know how that all was b4 the internet, surely!

Thanks for the answer. Yeah, I remember b4 the net... Just not before electricity lol

EDIT: Perhaps I should ask Markham? :1orglaugh

EDIT2: Fiddy Questions!

EDIT3: https://www.zombaio.com/ http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/ Sorry JFK :)

JFK 01-30-2012 03:14 PM

fitty ........ one :(

borked 01-30-2012 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18721700)
Perhaps the best guy in the entire business for streaming and encrypted video says you can ask him anything for an hour and you fuck nuts are asking about dog dicks.

Incredible.

My question if it's not too late: Why do you prefer JW Player over Flow Player?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I did have a chuckle on that!

So, you get a late answer....

I love jw cos of its simplicity. I hate fp cos it has too many includes. Because of FP's includes, it is simple, but for what I do, it ends up complicated - for example, to have a secure token, I have to edit the rtmp plugin. To have overlays, I have to hack the source. To have the moving custom string, I have to hack the core + the ???? forget what it's called right off hand. In jw, I simply hack max 3 lines of code.

Plus - and this is my big gripe, a securely encrypted player - those plugins I mentioned, cannot be encrypted or else the source cannot include them correctly.

So, yes, you can have a player that does those things, but with more headache to me, and less security to you.

For that, I fully recommend JW.

Then again.... FP allows me to buy a license to distribute, whereas JW forces you to buy....
bleh.

ottopottomouse 01-30-2012 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721629)
yeah, definitely stop using iMacros, cos it's too basic....

I'm only using it do so simple repetitive stuff a few hundred times a day don't really want to have to learn to use something complicated. Just every now and then I'll want it to be able to do something that looks easy, but turns out that I get stuck with what to write to do it.

DWB 01-30-2012 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by borked (Post 18721716)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I did have a chuckle on that!

So, you get a late answer....

I love jw cos of its simplicity. I hate fp cos it has too many includes. Because of FP's includes, it is simple, but for what I do, it ends up complicated - for example, to have a secure token, I have to edit the rtmp plugin. To have overlays, I have to hack the source. To have the moving custom string, I have to hack the core + the ???? forget what it's called right off hand. In jw, I simply hack max 3 lines of code.

Plus - and this is my big gripe, a securely encrypted player - those plugins I mentioned, cannot be encrypted or else the source cannot include them correctly.

So, yes, you can have a player that does those things, but with more headache to me, and less security to you.

For that, I fully recommend JW.

Then again.... FP allows me to buy a license to distribute, whereas JW forces you to buy....
bleh.

And there you have it. :thumbsup

Thanks Andy.

borked 01-30-2012 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18721702)
Thanks for the answer. Yeah, I remember b4 the net... Just not before electricity lol

An evening (with friends or family of course) w/o electricity is damn fun!
You get right back to the drwaing board and say "ok, so now what?" - frikken amazing what people can come up with to amuse themselves.... For some reason, no electricity means it's as if the whole world turned on end and it's a new game to play.... yet of course, it's the exact same "game", just a diff perspective. I think all that changes is the topic of conversation - that plus people become more riské


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