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Another "Wulf" night:
We filled his car with hundreds of balloons, and put streamers all over the outside of the car, (and other nice party decor) on the windshield we made a HUGE SIGN that said.... "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN" (Mind you Brian is NO WHERE CLOSE to Wulf's actual name, NOR was it anywhere close to Wulf's birthday) Once the deed was done we camped in the next parking lot with video cameras trained on Wulf's car, he came out (with a few other people) he started to his car, caught a glimpse and then STOPPED DEAD, looked all around the lot, then started walking back to his car... A few co-workers now started walking toward his car now, and everyone started laughing, Wulf saw the sign, grabbed it and showed it to the co-workers, they all laughed harder, Wulf opened the door and was attacked by the Helium balloons that were rigged in the drivers seat, he pulled out a knife and started hacking at the balloons. He ended up driving home with MOST of the balloons still in the car, but ALLLLLL of the streamers were flapping in the breeze (along with nice glowing / blinking tires) (What we later learned, there WAS a Brian that worked with him, and that night WAS his birthday, he thought someone figured Wulf's car was Brian's car lol) -Loki- |
Another Wulf Night....
Cordless phone on speaker placed inside a fish tank (no fish, but a big frog) Me outside the house watching through the back window on my cell phone dialed to the cordless phone. Wulf comes home, hears voices, looks around, Frog is talking to him Wulf leaves the room Comes back with a gun EVERYONE LAUGHS -Loki- |
My mothers side of the family had their own 'twisted family tradition' anytime one of the sisters got married (there were 12 sisters & 1 brother total) they would sneak into their house after the wedding before the reception (sometimes DURING the wedding lol)
Once inside the house, they would take ALLLLLL the pots and pans and put them inside the beds under the covers, tip all the furniture over, hide things in various places etc etc I had NO fucking idea as a young child WHY this would happen, but as I got older I was let in on the "joke" "Once they get home to 'Cristen' the marriage they will be in for some work before the fun can begin" ~ Irish Catholic Grandma Cock-Blocking at it's finest ~ Loki |
When I was young my friend and I talked this "slow" kid we knew into selling toilet paper door to door. We gave him a single roll of toilet paper and sent him on his way, and watched him from behind the bushes as he knocked on each door, offering toilet paper to the confused and bewildered home owner.
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i can't say too much but there were some workers that kicked in a door and fake flash bombs :1orglaugh
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Letting people believe I was straight for 20 years. I win the longevity award.
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This very first practical joke I remember doing. My friend and I were about ten years old, so putting a firecracker in dog poo was fun. His little brother came outside and wanted to join the fun, so we handed him a lighter, put the firecracker in, and told him to go light it. As he knelt down by the poo, BOOM! I had already lit it.
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I used a fake lottery ticket on my buddy - he thought we won 25k
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Many years ago when I had an office job, there was an office bully, who pretty much everyone hated. One day after personally taking enough of his bullshit, I went to the fish market and bought a big fish. I brought it with me to work the next day and got there early before anyone else, so no one would see me. I left it wrapped in paper on his desk. It was priceless to see his terrified look all day wondering what would happen to him.
50 guys swimming with the fishes. |
I dropped a shrimp in the defroster vent in my stepdad's truck. It smelled so bad after 3 days that it made him vomit when he opened the door.
I buttered the top step on the patio and watched his drunk ass go for a trip down the concrete stairs. Replaced his hair spray can with a can of bathroom tile cleaner that looked very similar. It made his hair curl up and did a chemical burn on his head. Model rocket igniter clipped to the coil wire on his new truck, banded to a string of firecrackers. He started the truck and freaked the fuck out when the firecrackers started going off under the hood. And I saved the best for last. Going to piss on his grave next time I'm in East Texas. Always told him I'd do it someday. |
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Another friend of mine did the car axle trick to a teacher we had in high school. Good times! One of my peronal favorites was layering the toilet seat with vaseline and seran wrapping the bowl before my mom got up on april fools... did it like 4 years in a row and she never learned :thumbsup Lols! |
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I miss wulf... |
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But I'll deff tell him you say hi this afternoon :thumbsup -Loki- |
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Then between 15-17 myself and a few twisted friends would do a weekly 'prank' of some sorts between the 4 surrounding cities, normally involving one of us acting like a "special person" in VERY public situations :1orglaugh And one event that damn near had my ass arrested when I was 16..... "Borrowing" a fully clothed store mannequin and rigging it with a rope and dropping it off a busy overpass, myself and 3 of my friends were chased around Warren for a few hours before we finally scaled a building and, dropped in via a skylight and hid for a few hours :1orglaugh Looking back I have no fucking clue how we always managed to get away with all that shit, if I were to try any of it today I'd have a new perm home in a cell lmao, now I'm just old and boring as hell :Oh crap -Loki- |
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Told my friend he could make a lot of money in porn:1orglaugh
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Had a terrible dorm mate in college.
Took 2 McDonalds ketchup packs. Bent them in half without breaking them Made a tiny pinhole in each Taped them to the underside of the toilet seat. Next time he went to the bathroom he sat on the seat and the ketchup squirted into the toiletbowl He thought he was bleeding internally Told him it was a prank to stop him from calling 911 He moved out a couple days later End of terrible dorm mate. |
Hehe, 2 days ago I used this method to get some fake poo and put it on the toilet seat, my gf reaction was hilarious.
http://ultragross.blogspot.com/2011/...hree-easy.html |
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:1orglaugh you are all twisted individuals!! Loki, you are a master :bowdown:bowdown
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Not quite so colorful but when I was in boarding school back east there was this really uptight pain in the ass faculty member / dorm supervisor that would always walk into our room (no door locks) without warning or knocking of any kind trying to bust us smoking weed or watching tv (prohibited electronics). So annoying! He would always be busting my chops because he knew we were up to no-good but could never catch us red-handed.
Finally, we had it with him and we were close to graduation and willing to take some risks so we lifted his car and rolled it upside down. Never got caught but those last few months were pure hell since he knew it was us and constantly tried to get us back. Another time at that school the junior class was preparing for the big celebration day off where the seniors essentially passed on the torch of seniority to them. The would climb up a huge hill with a big rock at the top on which they would paint the class year. Tradition held that tons of booze would have to be secretly smuggled up there as the juniors would get the day off to paint and teachers would pretty much turn a blind eye - been going on that way for about a 100 years. Well, we set off to find the secret booze stash. Took about three days of scavenging in the dark to find it but find it we did. We loaded it all up like we were VC carrying supplies on the Ho Chi Mihn trail, long poles across our backs and shoulders slinging cases of beer, bags of booze and carted it all down to our secret hiding area in an old outdoor hockey pond full of beavers. For science class I made my senior project a study of the beavers - you can see my destiny starting to formulate - and every class I would go down, grab some beers from the stash, and chase beavers up and down the pond in a little row boat. Today, still drinking beer and chasing beav! |
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Ive stood toe to toe with my step father while he had a shovel in hand ready to swing - I was growing up ;) - I told him he had one swing and he better make it count. Well he got old and much nicer so we get along now. |
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I have pulled some great ones on Ron jeremy....someday i will tell all
Ronnie is a great guy too...takes it the way its intended we been friends since my first days in the biz, always remembered my name early on and always treated me like family Ronnies the best. |
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Here are a couple funny ones I have seen online |
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