Cliff notes?

links pulled ?

links pulled :mad:

$43.00 paypay for $40.00 paxum.

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"I'm leaving the focus on my mainstream projects" (burger king)

:1orglaugh

How were your sales in (insert month)
How are you sales so far in (insert month)

Another (insert company) success story.

checking my stats !

"tits or gtfo"

Fifty :pimp

pics or ban
proof or ban
pics or didnt happen

See sig!

i lol'd.....

"new tour is converting 1:125 overall"

Would you hit it?

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Where is my $20 check?
Do I need a website to join your affiliate program?
Can you build a site for me?
It's only 3 pm, I just woke up.

I'm going surfing, how often do stats update?

i like pie

Things webmasters never say:

I promote 12clicks program.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"Hit Me Up On ICQ Bro"
"Traffic is not King it is easy to get it" (PM)

:1orglaugh Not sure why everyone wants 1999 back when in 2012 every new program is doing 1:125!

ouch!
run in the other room and tell your mom you made a funny at my expense. :1orglaugh

"if you don't give me promo material, my own white lable, and hosting, how do you expect me to promote you?"

"can I get a pass so I can review it for my review site" (...that gets 14 views a day, including myself refreshing 9 times)

"looks legit"

Can you please take all the pissing and bullshit somewhere else.

This was meant to be a fun thread.

Thanks :thumbsup

congrats to the winners

record sales

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This is more from programs - "Oh, I'll do it soon. We are redesigning our members area."

(Sadly, I actually had to say this one and it was true)

i'll hit you up

check your email

check your icq

i never got your email.

sorry for the inconvenience

Asshat!!

Should make a thread devoted to all the excuses sponsors make up for not paying on time or not paying at all. Once I think I've heard it all, some other sponsor comes up with an even dumber bullshit excuse. This fucking industry lol...

My favorite one next to Links Pulled <------

And:
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see my sig

Great one! :thumbsup

we're currently converting 1:300 across all sites
sups (wait only I say that)
have luck (wait that is only Teencat)
conversions suck lately
fucking great conversions lately

I cant think of any but I wanted to play :)

I really suck (wait that is one :thumbsup)

that was funny.