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BIGTYMER 06-04-2012 10:34 AM

50 Diet Tips!

Lint 06-04-2012 10:39 AM

Eat less. You can still eat whatever you want. Just eat less.

pimpmaster9000 06-04-2012 10:55 AM

google PGCL

you should source it from a guy named IP

it comes out of china...

you literally shit fat out of your ass...

nothing burns fat faster...

but nobody knows what PGCL exactly is...

Slew_ 06-04-2012 11:06 AM

Im sure this was already mentioned... Meth.

pornmasta 06-04-2012 11:21 AM

go to the toilet (poo, you know)

MrBottomTooth 06-04-2012 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 18985682)
google PGCL

you should source it from a guy named IP

it comes out of china...

you literally shit fat out of your ass...

nothing burns fat faster...

but nobody knows what PGCL exactly is...

You have to shoot it with a needle? After reading a few threads on it, it sounds incredibly dangerous.

Eyeball 06-04-2012 12:54 PM

You're American and supposed to be fat.

pornmasta 06-04-2012 12:55 PM

he is not :p

CurrentlySober 06-04-2012 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeball (Post 18985849)
You're American and supposed to be fat.

Nope, Im from the UK... Sawwry...

Barefootsies 06-04-2012 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18985323)
Goddamn there's some fucked up weight loss advice in here.


Choopa Phil 06-04-2012 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 18985682)
google PGCL

you should source it from a guy named IP

it comes out of china...

you literally shit fat out of your ass...

nothing burns fat faster...

but nobody knows what PGCL exactly is...


Its meant for pre-contest bodybuilding a tad overkill for Currentlysober lol

Peter-Porn 06-04-2012 02:04 PM

Have sex constantly...:P

uno 06-04-2012 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zerovic (Post 18985103)
drop 99% of the carbohydrates...last year I've lost 30 pounds in 40 days without even moving my lazy ass :D

I've lost 10 lbs in the past 2 weeks by trying to go low/no carb, but wound up cheating a lot and still lost 10 lbs w/ almost no exercise except anxiety. :1orglaugh Today I worked outside all day in the crazy heat and humidity and probably dropped another 2.

JP-pornshooter 06-04-2012 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 18985249)
There are many theories as to what works

there are many out there but don't starve yourself as your body will start storing food

wouldnt that mean that no diets really work?
if the body contra the lower caloric intake.

i think you might be partial right at best.
the point to a diet is for the body to convert the fat tissue to carbs/energy.
body prefer readily available energy such sugars and carbs but fat is basically energy stored "onboard" but needs to be converted to consumable energy.

taking in very little caloric intake during one week could probably take off some pounds.
also cleanse your system, but check with a doctor, might be some nutrients you still need.
starving yourself is possible, you will be very tired and probably sleep alot.

JP-pornshooter 06-04-2012 03:44 PM

btw a little known fact..
calcium is a great dietary supplement, calcium literally expunge fat from the intestine.

Mr Pheer 06-04-2012 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18985584)
The "stuff" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Didn't recognize any of it huh?


.

I recognized some of it. Some of it was leafy and green and kinda resembled that leafy, crunchy tasteless stuff they put on my hamburgers between the meat and that round, red squishy thing.

Mr Pheer 06-04-2012 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 18985682)
you literally shit fat out of your ass...

He would probably enjoy that.

baddog 06-04-2012 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 18986162)
wouldnt that mean that no diets really work?

Bingo. It takes a lifestyle change unless you just need to make weight for court or something.

scubadiver626 06-04-2012 05:27 PM

Disemboweling yourself would drop like 15 pounds right there. Rest is gravy imo... literally food would just run thru you.

best thread ever for weight loss advice.

ok ok

Nobody said calories out > calories in, simple

Nutrition> Heavy Weights> Cardio (optional) in that order.

Every little thing you do makes a diff!

I have little $30 exercise bikes plopped in front of my couch and chair. No guilt when i'm sitting anymore.

Gym is amazing for inspiration from others. Get over your fear, go! Lift to faliure always, muscles are the best way to increase your bodies calorie burning rate. Get in, warm up sets, work hard get out, 30-40 minutes, compound exercises. Start slow ffs.

Pass by the store daily get a couple fresh salads. Eat light all day, have an awesome dinner. You worked out, u deserve it.

It takes about 3 weeks to create a new habit, stick with it.

If you fall off a meal/day/week. GET THE FUCK BACK ON! It really is pretty easy, just keep trying. One day, you wake up and realize you do more healthy things than not.

Cheers


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