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MattPIVO 06-04-2012 09:09 AM

Reduce calories

drop white carbs

45-60 minutes of cardio (can be walking at 3.5mph at incline) per day

break down daily calorie consumption into 6 meals every 2-3 hours depending on schedule

If you are overweight you don't really need to trick your body into losing weight with special diets, etc. you will naturally lose it. When you plateau that might come into play

Nad 06-04-2012 09:13 AM

do the advocare herbal cleanse - will kick start your weightloss AND eating healthy - don't workout while on teh cleanse.. start after wards

NikKay 06-04-2012 09:19 AM

The fastest and easiest way to do that is to cut ALL sugar and ALL processed carbs from your diet. Only drink water or plain tea/coffee (no sugar or cream). You can eat unlimited meat + eggs + cheese + a couple large handfuls of whatever veggies per day. Don't use sauces or creams that have sugar in them, which is the majority of them.

Choopa Phil 06-04-2012 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikKay (Post 18985532)
The fastest and easiest way to do that is to cut ALL sugar and ALL processed carbs from your diet. Only drink water or plain tea/coffee (no sugar or cream). You can eat unlimited meat + eggs + cheese + a couple large handfuls of whatever veggies per day. Don't use sauces or creams that have sugar in them, which is the majority of them.

So he can have 5lbs of meat a dozen eggs and 1lb of cheese and not gain any weight? The key is to cut out all sugar then re-add it back in with the milk sugar from unlimited amounts of cheese. Then you should do a cleanse while eating nothing but honey and green tea leaves while balancing on a ball and reciting the alphabet backwards. Worst advice in this thread ever.

digitalfantasies 06-04-2012 09:25 AM

I eat what I want, I drink what I want (yes... a lot of beer too in the weekends).

I walk almost everyday for more than an hour (I walk pretty fast... move your arms while walking) Put some music on and just walk like the wind...it is actually relaxing... drink lots of water too

I am in pretty good shape...

baddog 06-04-2012 09:36 AM

Few methods that will not kill you.

1. Stop drinking alcohol, soda, red bull
2. Go on a raw food diet. If it comes in a box, can, bottle - don't eat it.
3. Juice in replacement of lunch or dinner
4. High protein, low carbs.
5. Walk an hour, twice a day, every day.

L-Pink 06-04-2012 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 18985119)
I was at his house while him and his wife were having lunch the other day, and as much as I love meat, I have to say that the stuff they were having looked and smelled delicious.

The "stuff" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Didn't recognize any of it huh?


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TheSquealer 06-04-2012 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NikKay (Post 18985532)
The fastest and easiest way to do that is to cut ALL sugar and ALL processed carbs from your diet. Only drink water or plain tea/coffee (no sugar or cream). You can eat unlimited meat + eggs + cheese + a couple large handfuls of whatever veggies per day. Don't use sauces or creams that have sugar in them, which is the majority of them.

Its called a Ketogenic diet / Low carb diet.

And has has been said, you can't eat unlimited rib eye steaks, wrapped in bacon and covered with cheese and lose weight. It's still about calories in vs calories out.

Socks 06-04-2012 10:27 AM

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beemk 06-04-2012 10:31 AM

You need to consume or burn off 1,000 less calories per day to lose 2 pounds a week. It could be a combination of both, like eating 500 less and doing 500 worth of exercise per day.

BIGTYMER 06-04-2012 10:34 AM

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Lint 06-04-2012 10:39 AM

Eat less. You can still eat whatever you want. Just eat less.

pimpmaster9000 06-04-2012 10:55 AM

google PGCL

you should source it from a guy named IP

it comes out of china...

you literally shit fat out of your ass...

nothing burns fat faster...

but nobody knows what PGCL exactly is...

Slew_ 06-04-2012 11:06 AM

Im sure this was already mentioned... Meth.

pornmasta 06-04-2012 11:21 AM

go to the toilet (poo, you know)

MrBottomTooth 06-04-2012 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 18985682)
google PGCL

you should source it from a guy named IP

it comes out of china...

you literally shit fat out of your ass...

nothing burns fat faster...

but nobody knows what PGCL exactly is...

You have to shoot it with a needle? After reading a few threads on it, it sounds incredibly dangerous.

Eyeball 06-04-2012 12:54 PM

You're American and supposed to be fat.

pornmasta 06-04-2012 12:55 PM

he is not :p

CurrentlySober 06-04-2012 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeball (Post 18985849)
You're American and supposed to be fat.

Nope, Im from the UK... Sawwry...

Barefootsies 06-04-2012 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18985323)
Goddamn there's some fucked up weight loss advice in here.


Choopa Phil 06-04-2012 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 18985682)
google PGCL

you should source it from a guy named IP

it comes out of china...

you literally shit fat out of your ass...

nothing burns fat faster...

but nobody knows what PGCL exactly is...


Its meant for pre-contest bodybuilding a tad overkill for Currentlysober lol

Peter-Porn 06-04-2012 02:04 PM

Have sex constantly...:P

uno 06-04-2012 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by zerovic (Post 18985103)
drop 99% of the carbohydrates...last year I've lost 30 pounds in 40 days without even moving my lazy ass :D

I've lost 10 lbs in the past 2 weeks by trying to go low/no carb, but wound up cheating a lot and still lost 10 lbs w/ almost no exercise except anxiety. :1orglaugh Today I worked outside all day in the crazy heat and humidity and probably dropped another 2.

JP-pornshooter 06-04-2012 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 18985249)
There are many theories as to what works

there are many out there but don't starve yourself as your body will start storing food

wouldnt that mean that no diets really work?
if the body contra the lower caloric intake.

i think you might be partial right at best.
the point to a diet is for the body to convert the fat tissue to carbs/energy.
body prefer readily available energy such sugars and carbs but fat is basically energy stored "onboard" but needs to be converted to consumable energy.

taking in very little caloric intake during one week could probably take off some pounds.
also cleanse your system, but check with a doctor, might be some nutrients you still need.
starving yourself is possible, you will be very tired and probably sleep alot.

JP-pornshooter 06-04-2012 03:44 PM

btw a little known fact..
calcium is a great dietary supplement, calcium literally expunge fat from the intestine.

Mr Pheer 06-04-2012 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18985584)
The "stuff" :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Didn't recognize any of it huh?


.

I recognized some of it. Some of it was leafy and green and kinda resembled that leafy, crunchy tasteless stuff they put on my hamburgers between the meat and that round, red squishy thing.

Mr Pheer 06-04-2012 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 18985682)
you literally shit fat out of your ass...

He would probably enjoy that.

baddog 06-04-2012 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 18986162)
wouldnt that mean that no diets really work?

Bingo. It takes a lifestyle change unless you just need to make weight for court or something.

scubadiver626 06-04-2012 05:27 PM

Disemboweling yourself would drop like 15 pounds right there. Rest is gravy imo... literally food would just run thru you.

best thread ever for weight loss advice.

ok ok

Nobody said calories out > calories in, simple

Nutrition> Heavy Weights> Cardio (optional) in that order.

Every little thing you do makes a diff!

I have little $30 exercise bikes plopped in front of my couch and chair. No guilt when i'm sitting anymore.

Gym is amazing for inspiration from others. Get over your fear, go! Lift to faliure always, muscles are the best way to increase your bodies calorie burning rate. Get in, warm up sets, work hard get out, 30-40 minutes, compound exercises. Start slow ffs.

Pass by the store daily get a couple fresh salads. Eat light all day, have an awesome dinner. You worked out, u deserve it.

It takes about 3 weeks to create a new habit, stick with it.

If you fall off a meal/day/week. GET THE FUCK BACK ON! It really is pretty easy, just keep trying. One day, you wake up and realize you do more healthy things than not.

Cheers


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