When the going gets tough...I'm so outta there!

plus oned

"When times are tight, pull it out and spit on it."

"If you dont have the guts, you dont deserve the glory"

fuck fear , drink beer.

nothing is illegal, until you get caught.

Beer is food,Beer is life

"Remember kids, do NOT put your entire foot in the cat's vagina" - I'm pretty sure no one has ever said that before...pretty sure

My Dad said, "Son, if you are not in bed by midnight, come home."

Also, "If you never ask, you'll never get."

fifty "lick the cat's vagina, and I'll give you ten dollars..."

Opinions are like assholes ,everyone has one and they all stink :)

i think i heard this on a movie (not sure anymore)

(from Cheers)

Norm: "Women, you can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts."