I did. https://gfy.com/showthread.php?p=19104462#post19104462

If you mean you won the Lie Posting Competition, then yes, no one comes close Paul.

Or if you meant the Biggest Liar Living Off Immigrant Hand Outs Whilst Forcing His Wife To Work As A Secretary To Cover The Rent Whilst He Lies About Being Rich, then yes, you win again.

Congrats!

If, however, you meant The Pointless Internet Failure Who Started A Thread AGAIN To Try And Get Damian Banned For Winding Up Paul Markham then you fucking lost horribly.

Never mind!

I guess this is another weekend where Jen fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.

Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak to real people and your own GF fucks off to get away from you most weekends. :1orglaugh

ow fuck you can tell PM is getting mad

How do you work that one out?

Damian is the one throwing all the lies and insinuations, can't come up with proof and sinking to a lower level to get a reaction.

He makes it so obvious when I am getting to him, doesn't he.

You'd think winning Troll of the Year would teach him to react better when being trolled.

Sadly not.

I don't think he's the brightest of buttons, bless.

Seems this thread has failed as much as his websites!

I guess this is another weekend where Jen fucked off so she doesn't have to spend any time with you.

Must be awfully lonely. You can't speak to real people and your own GF fucks off to get away from you most weekends.

Sorry, was just being my normal joking self. I know what you mean, we were the first to shoot her and she was nervous of Eva being there. Wife and all that, she had no idea of the porn world and thought it was strange a husband and wife working together in it or even filming me. She has grown up a lot now. Porn does that.

Still it's me living the dream 99% of members would love to live, strange so many find it weird. Vegetarians selling meat, I guess explains it.

Hey Eric, I have an idea. When ever someone calls for a ban why don't you make sure someone does in fact get banned. Either the person being accused of an offense OR the dip shit asking for a ban.

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^^^^^^^^

this

:2 cents:

:thumbsup

I agree as well.

The accused and the accuser have to present real evidence.

Here's mine.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18483101&postcount=15

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18178754&postcount=24

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18162428&postcount=475

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18152523&postcount=55

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18151408&postcount=52

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18122407&postcount=231

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17914848&postcount=1

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17873308&postcount=75

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17423817&postcount=136

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18119790&postcount=189

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101167&postcount=40

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101163&postcount=39

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19099951&postcount=15

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19104760&postcount=72

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19103044&postcount=74

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19104755&postcount=85

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101462&postcount=19 "very young girls"?

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101816&postcount=42

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19104757&postcount=31

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19104758&postcount=7

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19099951&postcount=15

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101163&postcount=39

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19101167&postcount=40 Now he heard it from someone! :upsidedow

So far his offer of proving his lies is I should hit the search button.

So if Damian can top it, I will accept a 1 month ban. Or will place a self imposed one on myself. He doesn't have to ban himself if he fails. It will be interesting to see how he gets on.

The thing about me knowing Ben Dover. First met him in the late 70s or early 80s. It was at Mike's parties, he will remember. Next time was in a house in Greenwich often used to shoot TV stuff and porn. He was a cameraman, I brought a couple of girls who wanted to get into porn. The star of the film was Anne Marie Kyte. Met him a few times in John Graham's studio, he shot a lot there. I used to send him girls for his Ben Dover scenes when a suitable one turned up. Last time was in Vegas, I was with Eva and he never recognised me, lost my pony tail and not dressing like an old hippy. :1orglaugh

The scene in London was small and we all ran across each other. Damian said he met Ben at a shoot. More info please Damian. :thumbsup

I can check it out.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/fb2.jpg

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nobody is getting banned paul

you are sport matey

this is the wasteland fool and you are a giant prehistoric donkey

Who wouldn't want to live in a cabbage field in a land where they understand no one? That's the dream man, that's the dream.

Worked his whole life so he can sit at home alone and do jigsaw puzzles and walk the dog.

I just got home from one of the most beautiful beaches in the world, which I call home. It started raining. On the way back all I could think about is how good Paul Markham has it. Heading to my pool as soon as it stops raining so I can spend more time thinking about how Paul Markham did it so I can copy and live that dream one day.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yeah i want to be like paul markham on the internet at 80 years old posting stupid bullshit making young girls frightened...

Bookmarked. This must be the funniest thread I've seen here for months.
If not years.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The best part is that he continually says "i made enough money to retire..." to justify his "expert" opinion on all things porn related. Of course, every 3rd post says $3000 over and over again as if that means anything and then he want to continually remind others that so many couldn't afford him WHEN he's already admitted that his best year was ~$75,000.00 USD.

The truth is that he lives on two very generous government pensions (GB/CZ) and its just a few thousand a month and his wife still has to work. He makes it sound as if he's banked enough cash to live off that money, when he clearly hasn't.

I don't have to do anything except laugh at you.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

= Damian can't prove lies are true.

Proof please.

Stupidity. Go do some research on what the benefits here are. UK don't pay out if you're getting CZ benefits. New ruling from the EU. TheSquealer's got no fucking clue and just lies. Then get's caught out. :1orglaugh

old and broke ?

right. So you lied when you said you were getting money froth the uk.

Cool

You...from your own posts...multiple times...have proven yourself to be a liar...and to the best of my knowledge Damian and the Squealer have not accomplished that self damning feat as of this point in time.

PM tell a lie? Never ever. Honest Abe ain't got shit on the Markham.

paul ....... never mind, waste of words

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LOL wow Paul is pathetic. What did he think by even posting that? Did he want to prove that there really isn't a single soul out there that gives a shit?

Aren't chat logs by the very definition of the word "chat" supposed to have "2" people chatting in them?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"Either you're not getting these or aren't bothered."

LOL the troll can't handle being trolled.

i think we can safely say neither eric nor theo nor anyone gives the slightest fuck about your bullshit paul

If I were in Paul's position I'd be rather disappointed by the board administration and leave in protest.

I would probably never post here again.

didn't read, busy walking the jigsaw

Paul still watches scrambled porn.. :Oh crap

:thumbsup

It's not like he'd be anymore welcome in the next place he settled down.