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Bryan G 10-29-2012 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 19280529)
I cant watch soccer. Its too boring for me. You watch a game for what seems like 3 or 4 hours only for each team to score only one goal and it ends tied. no OT to determine a winner. To me its a bunch of skinny guys running back and forth for hours and they fall as soon as some one bumps them. :1orglaugh


What if in soccer they got 7 points for one goal? In football there is what, say 2 to 4 touch downs in a game? In soccer there is around 2-4 or so goals scored, difference being they only get awarded 1 point/goal. Its pretty similar when it comes to actually goals or touchdowns in a game.

PR_Glen 10-29-2012 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mamaliga (Post 19280636)
you need to understand one thing: only faggs call it soccer
It`s called simple football.

how did you manage to exert your homophobia into this conversation?

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 19280620)
that 90 minutes feels like 4 hours with those girly men running back and forth not scoring.


1. In football you run and rip someone to the ground and then do a happy dance. In soccer you run and slide and hit someone in the shin guard? And then help them up?

2. In football you use brute strength to throw a ball 85-yards for six points. In soccer you use your whole body strength to kick a ball 85 yards for a slight chance at one point.

3 In football when you score you run around and head-but each other and chest bump each other, because its awesome. In soccer when you score a point you high five each other and only head-but when your angry.

4. Football is the No.1 contact sport, soccer is No. 2.

5. More people watch football in America then soccer and that's, because we suck at soccer and are amazing at football.

what soccer games are you watching where they high five each other? I don't know if I've ever seen that.. I'm pretty sure that is a north american thing. I'm also pretty sure nobody can throw a football 85 yards...

mamaliga 10-29-2012 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 19280858)
how did you manage to exert your homophobia into this conversation?


Roald 10-29-2012 01:35 PM

Cant believe no one posted this yet

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/u...60-handegg.jpg

Ps can't watch nfl myself. Love nba though

Ross 10-29-2012 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19280900)
Cant believe no one posted this yet

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/u...60-handegg.jpg

Ps can't watch nfl myself. Love nba though

LOL! Classic. More and more people in the US are turning to Football tho these days and for good reason. When they get good at it, it'll be the number 1 sport in USA.

Scott McD 10-29-2012 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by stephane76 (Post 19280789)


Biggest cunt in football. Fact!

Well, biggest little cunt... :2 cents:

helterskelter808 10-29-2012 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross
More and more people in the US are turning to Football tho these days and for good reason. When they get good at it, it'll be the number 1 sport in USA.

Actually the US is well known for dominating women's soccer in the 90s, making a star out of Mia Hamm, who I think won two World Cups, and Gold in Atlanta. We're still one of the top teams in the world today.

As for popularity, it's already one of the most popular participation sports in the US, at least for kids.

dillonaire 10-29-2012 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19281017)
Actually the US is well known for dominating women's soccer in the 90s, making a star out of Mia Hamm, who I think won two World Cups, and Gold in Atlanta. We're still one of the top teams in the world today.

As for popularity, it's already one of the most popular participation sports in the US, at least for kids.

Most soccer players are build like women so it makes sense that the US women's team is dominating because we dont let women play football. That is for men in the US. Soccer in the US is for the guys who couldnt make the football team or parents would let them play because it is too rough and women.

dillonaire 10-29-2012 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19280900)
Cant believe no one posted this yet

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/u...60-handegg.jpg

Ps can't watch nfl myself. Love nba though

Good one. I never understood why we call it football but thats what we call it and im not about to start a campaign to change it.

Love the NBA and its almost time for the season to begin. Amazing how popular basketball it getting globally. Huge in Spain now. And im HUGE in japan :1orglaugh

sojproductions 10-29-2012 10:07 PM

I'm from the UK so 'soccer' is in my blood, been chelsea for 30 years. I do like to watch NFL, it's a good sport, but I can't watch it due to the advertising, it totally ruins it, I don't know how it ever got so bad regardless of the amount of cash it brings in.

Mr. Romance 10-29-2012 10:10 PM

soccer is the real Futbal...Football should be called handball and the ball spends more time in hands that feet.:2 cents:

Mr. Romance

oppoten 10-30-2012 12:10 AM

The major difference between NFL and soccer is in the viewing experience.

If NFL were British it would be comparable to rugby. The sport is not alien to our culture but the viewing experience is. I expect it's the same for soccer in America. Liberals in Seattle might get it, because they're looking for alternative cultures, but rednecks in Texas might take a bit more persuading.

oppoten 10-30-2012 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by stephane76 (Post 19280789)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

let's have a diving celebration shall we?

http://cadfael.tv/image/src/1351432060377.gif

Bloodsucker. He's not here to be liked :1orglaugh

The main issue I have with NFL, and American sports in general, is that they don't allow for creativity or genius. If Messi was American, what sport would he play?

oppoten 10-30-2012 12:45 AM

I mean, I'm sure the Mannings are good and everything, but...


oppoten 10-30-2012 01:21 AM

"sorry kid, you're too small and you look autistic"


VenusBlogger 10-30-2012 01:25 AM

Football is football and is the best sport...

American Football is RUGBY with protectors, its for coward suckers.. an american invent..

BTW , NFL is so fucking lame and boring, they play 10 seconds, stop 5 mins, play 20 seconds, and stop 4 mins.. who can like that kind of "sport".. its so fucking boring.

PAIRIOD.

oppoten 10-30-2012 01:47 AM

Okay so maybe a quarterback could do this with his hands. But the artistry doesn't matter in American sports.


v4 media 10-30-2012 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 19281716)
Most soccer players are build like women so it makes sense that the US women's team is dominating because we dont let women play football. That is for men in the US. Soccer in the US is for the guys who couldnt make the football team or parents would let them play because it is too rough and women.

Go on admit it, you were the fat kid at school who they let play defense...

Slappin Fish 10-30-2012 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by oppoten (Post 19281894)
Okay so maybe a quarterback could do this with his hands. But the artistry doesn't matter in American sports.

:2 cents::thumbsup

Youtube vid Maradona warming up years ago to "Life is live"

it's the cheesiest thing you'll ever see but fuck he's good.


body 10-30-2012 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19280900)
Cant believe no one posted this yet

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/u...60-handegg.jpg

Ps can't watch nfl myself. Love nba though


hahahahha

oppoten 10-30-2012 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 19281951)
:2 cents::thumbsup

Youtube vid Maradona warming up years ago to "Life is live"

it's the cheesiest thing you'll ever see but fuck he's good.


He was amazing, and I think still better than Messi, despite the incredible numbers that Messi's putting up.

CamTraffic 10-30-2012 04:17 AM

Real Football will never get that popular in the US because of the lack of Commercial, US sports were created around commercials.

http://s.wsj.net/media/WK-AS514b_FOOTBALLchart.png

that shit is just too funny;


http://i.imgur.com/dXvmJ.png

Si 10-30-2012 07:06 AM

Football for me, and I mean real Football :)

Call it Soccer all you want, when there is not an "S" in the world governing body FIFA, it should probably tell you something. It's not called FISA for a reason :winkwink:.

Anyway, I think the NFL/CFL is pretty good, I prefer Rugby Union anyday over the NFL though and the CFL is obviously the underdog of the NFL.

I prefer watching highlights of both the NFL/CFL than watching an entire game. I think the only time I managed to watch a whole NFL game was a Patriots game a couple years ago when I was in Boston.

Highlights of the NFL and CFL show all that is good about the game, but all the stopping and starting gets on my nerves!

Other sports, since people seem to be adding them in :)

NBA I only like to watch when it means something (The Playoffs).
Same for NHL unless it is one of the big rivalries like Chicago / Vancouver for example I'll watch. Or Philly / Boston etc.

I hate the time out bs and all the adverts, drives me nuts.

dillonaire 10-30-2012 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 19281940)
Go on admit it, you were the fat kid at school who they let play defense...


Actually, I played Linebacker and Running back. However, as I got older everyone got bigger but me so i quit football because I was too small (only 135 - 140) and I stuck with wrestling (who doesnt like rolling around with another man all sweaty in spandex!?!?). This is one of the reasons why I like football because not everyone can be 6+ feet tall and 200+lbs vs soccer anyone can play. Soccer really has no physical limit...just comes down to skill.

To each his own.....i guess.

CDSmith 10-30-2012 08:09 AM

Having this new PVR has made all the difference for me in terms of watching NFL games. I now just zip past all the commercials with one click, and can even fast forward from play to play if the commentators are getting too yappy (which they often do).

I watch the odd soccer game but regularly catch the highlights of a lot of matches. When it's world cup time I never miss a match. Like others have said I too have played both, and love to watch both. So yes it is possible for a N American to be a fan of both.

Yo Adrian 10-30-2012 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 19280845)
What if in soccer they got 7 points for one goal? In football there is what, say 2 to 4 touch downs in a game? In soccer there is around 2-4 or so goals scored, difference being they only get awarded 1 point/goal. Its pretty similar when it comes to actually goals or touchdowns in a game.

Great point Bryan.. no pun intended.

I've always thought about this too.. a big complaint against soccer is the low scoring. But like you said there's few actual scoring moments in football.. same with hockey and baseball, many games in both sports end with 2-3 score lines.

As for basketball, well.. let's expand the court size to 100 yards and then we'll see if we still have 100 point games.

Welshmorph 10-30-2012 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 19281951)
:2 cents::thumbsup

Youtube vid Maradona warming up years ago to "Life is live"

it's the cheesiest thing you'll ever see but fuck he's good.


Greatest player ever.

Morph

helterskelter808 10-30-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Yo Adrian (Post 19282489)
I've always thought about this too.. a big complaint against soccer is the low scoring. But like you said there's few actual scoring moments in football.. same with hockey and baseball, many games in both sports end with 2-3 score lines.

People who like sports for the scoring are the kind of people whose amps go up to 11.

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic (Post 19282028)
Real Football will never get that popular in the US because of the lack of Commercial, US sports were created around commercials.

http://s.wsj.net/media/WK-AS514b_FOOTBALLchart.png

that shit is just too funny;

People have been predicting the breakthrough of soccer in the US for decades. And after the success of the women's team and hosting a World Cup, where are we? Still hiring past their best mercenaries like David Beckham, a failed idea over 30 years ago, when we brought over Pele, Carlos Alberto, et al.

Outside of girls and kids, soccer is really nowhere, and American (male) players are in general vastly inferior to Europeans and South Americans. And you better hope that continues, because that graphic you posted shows exactly what will happen to soccer if it ever did gain any real traction in the US.

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 19282274)
This is one of the reasons why I like football because not everyone can be 6+ feet tall and 200+lbs vs soccer anyone can play. Soccer really has no physical limit...just comes down to skill.

Sounds like you dislike soccer for the same reason other people like it. :p

Yo Adrian 10-30-2012 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshmorph (Post 19282512)
Greatest player ever.

Morph

Not the greatest of managers tho :)

Welshmorph 10-30-2012 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Yo Adrian (Post 19282562)
Not the greatest of managers tho :)

Very true lol.

Morph

sperbonzo 10-30-2012 10:43 AM

Such a dumb argument. I grew up watching both at various times. It's purely a question of personal taste, and also if you develope an affinity for a particular team in a particular sport, then you tend to enjoy that sport much more. If you don't care who wins, it's just not fun to watch.




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Ross 10-30-2012 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Welshmorph (Post 19282512)
Greatest player ever.

Morph

He was outstanding but Messi is well on his way to eclipsing everything Maradonna ever done. Messi is 24 years old, he still has 10-12 years left, he has already won so much. This kid is re-writing the record books. He is just an absolute pleasure to watch.

Evil1 10-30-2012 11:29 AM

Soccer is painfully boring, just a bunch of guys kicking a ball back and fourth and nothing ever happens other then they randomly fall down pretending to be injured. The only reason it exists in the us is for paranoid mothers who won't let their delicate little boys play the sports they could get injured in. They should pipe that shit into prison tv's 24/7 and cut the repeat offenders in half. I find it comparable to dropping a chunk of steel into salt water and watching it rust. If there were 2 channels on tv, one had soccer, the other was the home shopping network my ass would be parked there watching women talk about how wonderful the bead collection they are trying to sell me is.

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 19279137)
I think the attitude towards Soccer is changing in North America. Give it 5-10 more years and it'll be one of the major sports.

I think you are high. I've never in my life had anyone try to talk to me about a soccer game, I've never even in my life overheard other people discussing anything about soccer. I've never even seen it playing in a bar. It's about as popular as competitive knitting. If europe wants to have a sport the US would eat up, bring back fucking jousting, but the soccer twinks running around a field aimlessly chasing a ball.. worthless.

Slappin Fish 10-30-2012 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 19282684)
He was outstanding but Messi is well on his way to eclipsing everything Maradonna ever done. Messi is 24 years old, he still has 10-12 years left, he has already won so much. This kid is re-writing the record books. He is just an absolute pleasure to watch.

Can't agree with that. Xavi and Iniesta have a lot to do with Messi's play at Barca. With Argentina he's won nothing. not even a Copa America. in a great team that includes Sergio Aguero, Gonzalo Higuaín, Carlos Tevez, Di Maria... running with the ball at his feet he is the best but even in recent years when it comes to influencing a game I would put Zidane ahead and when it comes to pure creativity Ronaldinho.

Welshmorph 10-30-2012 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 19282684)
He was outstanding but Messi is well on his way to eclipsing everything Maradonna ever done. Messi is 24 years old, he still has 10-12 years left, he has already won so much. This kid is re-writing the record books. He is just an absolute pleasure to watch.

I love to watch Messi but he has to do it at a world cup like Maradona did for him to overtake Maradona in my opinion. Maradona single handedly (no pun intended) took Argentina to victory in Mexico 86. He was out of this world with his level of play.

Messi could certainly do it. He does now finally seem to be bringing his club form to the Argentinian side. Maybe 2014 will be his world cup to do it.

Morph

Scott McD 10-30-2012 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 19282772)
Soccer is painfully boring, just a bunch of guys kicking a ball back and fourth and nothing ever happens other then they randomly fall down pretending to be injured.

For the rest of the World outside of America it's the number 1 sport. Not bad considering "nothing happens"... :2 cents:

Slappin Fish 10-30-2012 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 19282772)
who won't let their little boys play the sports they could get injured in.

http://rockthelist.com/wp-content/up...0/04/cisse.jpg

One year later he broke the other one.

a lot less knocks in soccer but a lot of broken bones, knees, ankles.

I can name 4 players from Arsenal alone that broke their leg in the past couple years.

http://i.imgur.com/VvIQs.jpg

BlackCrayon 10-30-2012 11:54 AM

the only sport for me that is even somewhat watchable is hockey but i don't like watching any sports really or all the bs of cheerleading that goes along with it. its not your team. you did nothing that assisted a team in winning. i don't get that mentality.

J. Falcon 10-30-2012 12:04 PM

That's what you get for watching the Lions.

Ross 10-30-2012 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 19282783)
Can't agree with that. Xavi and Iniesta have a lot to do with Messi's play at Barca. With Argentina he's won nothing. not even a Copa America. in a great team that includes Sergio Aguero, Gonzalo Higuaín, Carlos Tevez, Di Maria... running with the ball at his feet he is the best but even in recent years when it comes to influencing a game I would put Zidane ahead and when it comes to pure creativity Ronaldinho.

Xavi and Iniesta are incredible, you are correct and that is the reason Spain are the incredible team they are, but you can't attribute that to how great Messi is. Ok maybe he isn't the best ever yet but he is 24 years old. He has 3, potentially 4 World Cups left in him, this kid will go down as the best player to ever play the game.

Ronaldhino was a great player but how long did he play at the very very top for? He went the way of many Brazilian players, made their money and lost their hunger to be the best.

DatingFactory 10-30-2012 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 19278973)
I'm watching an NFL game and a soccer game at the same time right now. Lions v Seahawks, Chelsea v Man Utd.

Living in North America I'm getting more and more into NFL every game I watch, it's a great sport. However, it will never replace Soccer for me. The Soccer game is end to end, attacking, flowing skillful play. The Lions game has been on 12 mins and no one has moved 10 yards yet. I've saw more commercials than game time at this point. Soccer is uninterupted for the entire 45 mins of each half.

Do the hardcore NFL fans really give soccer a chance?

Hardcore NFL fans get only an average of 11 minutes played in a game...now tell me if this is a sport.

Actual Play Time of Super Bowl XLIV

http://datingfactory.us/wp-content/u...3.11.29-PM.png

Total of 12 mins 38 secs.

Real Football:

http://datingfactory.us/wp-content/u...-per-match.png

J. Falcon 10-30-2012 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by VenusBlogger (Post 19281877)
Football is football and is the best sport...

American Football is RUGBY with protectors, its for coward suckers.. an american invent..

BTW , NFL is so fucking lame and boring, they play 10 seconds, stop 5 mins, play 20 seconds, and stop 4 mins.. who can like that kind of "sport".. its so fucking boring.

PAIRIOD.

A few things you and others fail to understand:

American Football is very different from Rugby. If you play American Football, at a pro or college level without pads, you would get your head cracked. You would probably die.

Pads are for protection, but also for hitting. To say it's for cowards only shows you know shit about it.

The reason why the sport stops and starts so much is because it is a "by play" sport. Understand this concept and you might understand the game.

Slappin Fish 10-30-2012 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross
Ronaldhino was a great player but how long did he play at the very very top for? He went the way of many Brazilian players, made their money and lost their hunger to be the best.

5 years in Barca more with AC Milan won the WC, Copa America, Champions League, Liga, Seria..don't know why he is underrated in the UK.

Skills wise he is untouchable, even Barca fans agree:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f_9Tf...eature=related

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Originally Posted by Ross
Ok maybe he isn't the best ever yet but he is 24 years old. He has 3, potentially 4 World Cups left in him, this kid will go down as the best player to ever play the game.

If he does he probably will go down as the best, but next World Cup he'll already be 27 though, hasn't happened yet :upsidedow

DatingFactory 10-30-2012 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19282894)
A few things you and others fail to understand:


The reason why the sport stops and starts so much is because it is a "by play" sport. Understand this concept and you might understand the game.

John...even Chess is a "by play" game. ;-)

J. Falcon 10-30-2012 12:35 PM

Please there are a ridiculous amount of pauses in soccer matches, too. Not to mention bullshit calls by corrupt referees. It's a sport that does not advance technologically (maybe that's why makes it so popular), where corruption is rampant, players throw themselves are the ground constantly to try to deceive the refs. There are no commercials but your favorite team always has to wear some bullshit brand on their shirt. So instead of Chelsea on the shirt your team looks like it's called Samsung.

It's a beautiful sport, I like watching some games, but it can be pretty boring too. Like someone else said, it really depends if you have a team to root for.... that changes everything.

Slappin Fish 10-30-2012 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19282894)
American Football is very different from Rugby. If you play American Football, at a pro or college level without pads, you would get your head cracked. You would probably die.

:2 cents:

Anyone, including a rugby player with full pads, going against a pro linebacker will land on his ass.

J. Falcon 10-30-2012 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DatingFactory (Post 19282912)
John...even Chess is a "by play" game. ;-)

True, and football is kind of like chess in a way.

Ross 10-30-2012 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 19282897)
5 years in Barca more with AC Milan won the WC, Copa America, Champions League, Liga, Seria..don't know why he is underrated in the UK.

Skills wise he is untouchable, even Barca fans agree:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f_9Tf...eature=related



If he does he probably will go down as the best, but next World Cup he'll already be 27 though, hasn't happened yet :upsidedow

He was great yeah but he had 6 or 7 years at the top of the game. Messi is in his 9th season with Barcelona. I rate Messi already better than Ronaldhino, far better infact!

Roald 10-30-2012 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 19282985)
He was great yeah but he had 6 or 7 years at the top of the game. Messi is in his 9th season with Barcelona. I rate Messi already better than Ronaldhino, far better infact!

+1

:thumbsup

Slappin Fish 10-30-2012 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 19282985)
He was great yeah but he had 6 or 7 years at the top of the game. Messi is in his 9th season with Barcelona. I rate Messi already better than Ronaldhino, far better infact!

It's all a matter of opinion. More disciplined all round player no doubt like I said in my original post I rate Ronaldinho the best ever only for pure skill, for the rest (in recent years) Zidane by a hair, until Messi wins something important that is :upsidedow





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