Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 19335755)

25 years of wisdom (me) : Each person should have the right to do with their life as they see fit and not what is imposed upon them :2 cents:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 19335755)

25 years of wisdom (me) : Each person should have the right to do with their life as they see fit and not what is imposed upon them :2 cents:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 19336199)

But then he would miss his mom's Hamburger Helper night :helpme

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19335734)

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy...

Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.

Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...

Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.

A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Hipster: You have two aurochs. You kill one and fashion it into an original leather outfit. You take pictures of the other for instagram and use its milk for Starbucks coffee.

Cuilism: I give you a hamburger.

Originally Posted by CPimp (Post 19336696)

In case people haven't noticed, it's now easier than it's ever been to get approved for food stamps and other government assistance, where back in the day, if you worked part time at $7/hr you made too much money, so they denied you.

In my personal opinion, the government is very clearly WANTING more people to depend on it for even the most basic necessity - food. What I don't know yet, is WHY?

It's not like they give a fuck about their own people, the ones who actually LIVE on American soil. They'd rather hand out millions and billions of dollars to shitbag countries around the world who don't even appreciate the gesture rather than fix the problems that plague our own streets. Fuck this form of government - I'm sure our founding fathers are turning in their graves at the thought of this pathetic path their country has taken

Originally Posted by RKLover (Post 19337081)

Originally Posted by RKLover (Post 19337081)

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 19337991)

Nice job quoting that almost word for word - lets also not forget that at the time, the so called "rich white men" had counterparts that were asian and african who were just as rich if not richer, just as slave owning, and didn't give a damn about anyone's vote, would torture you and cut your head off on a whim, lived in palaces, and ruled with an iron fist. Aren't you glad you lucked out and got the rich white men who thought it was nice to let you vote, and voluntarily surrendered power? Of course you are!

Originally Posted by RKLover (Post 19338382)

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 19336404)

Paul Markham : Milking cows is easy, shooting great content and selling it to magazines for $3000 a scene non exclusive like I did in the 80's, now that takes real skill.

DamainJ : I had two cows but lost them doing a cheap magic trick. Has anyone seen my cows ?

Dvtimes : Mi cowws liv in my council flat wiv me. I take pics an vids of them and call it porn.

Roald : I am such a fucking Whale who needs cows.

Johnnyclips : My cows are not cows, they are sheep. You are all sheep. David Icke is the messiah. Mind control. Blah blah blah fucking blah.

Shap : I had the coolest gold plated cows, but Manwin coveted my ass. Now you all want to be the Shapster.

DWB : The best cows may or not be bulls. You pay you money you take your chances.....

Fabian : You might have bought a cow, you might have fed it and cared for it - but I am taking the milk whether you like it or not. Ok you dont like it - what are you going to do about it ?

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 19336404)

Paul Markham : Milking cows is easy, shooting great content and selling it to magazines for $3000 a scene non exclusive like I did in the 80's, now that takes real skill.

DamainJ : I had two cows but lost them doing a cheap magic trick. Has anyone seen my cows ?

Dvtimes : Mi cowws liv in my council flat wiv me. I take pics an vids of them and call it porn.

Roald : I am such a fucking Whale who needs cows.

Johnnyclips : My cows are not cows, they are sheep. You are all sheep. David Icke is the messiah. Mind control. Blah blah blah fucking blah.

Shap : I had the coolest gold plated cows, but Manwin coveted my ass. Now you all want to be the Shapster.

DWB : The best cows may or not be bulls. You pay you money you take your chances.....

Fabian : You might have bought a cow, you might have fed it and cared for it - but I am taking the milk whether you like it or not. Ok you dont like it - what are you going to do about it ?

Originally Posted by TheCheesePolice (Post 19340031)

In Socialism, you'd lose both your cows as well - Socialism is not to be confused with Social Democracy (which is almost as silly). In the words of Ludwig von Mises, both Socialism and Communism involve a common ownership of the means of production - the only difference is the way of trying to achieve it.

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19336277)

The only problem is the first one. You imply that in Socialism, you can voluntarily decide to give your neighbor a cow.
Actually it should read:

Socialism: You have 2 cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

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