A friend of my fathers invented a flashing lolly pop stick. Very high in safety, it was even shown on "Tomorrows world". However, it was not licensed & the government didn't take it up. I reckon many accidents would have been saved over the years considering school children leave the UK in the dark through the winter months :2 cents:

:1orglaugh I do use it censored a lot! Hadn't noticed, must be used to doing it :thumbsup

I'll get back to this later :Graucho

I invented the cellphone dildo about ten years ago... was interviewed on Opie and Anthony.. had it featured on the Graham Norton show etc.. Didn't make a lot of money though, I produced it locally instead of in china so it was far too expensive to sucessfully sell wholesale. Have several other more respectable inventions.

Dirty Danza invented the Beaver Bong if I recall correctly (too many lost brain cells to recollect exactly)...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...eaver_bong.jpg

http://amysrobot.com/files/gibson_beaver.jpg

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ADG

This one rocks :)

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

My reaction when I saw that picture...

http://i.qkme.me/35wuva.jpg

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Love the plug but I can't take all the credit... It was a Co-Invention venture with a friend of mine.... Good Times

Yes "floating soap" worked on it for a while, but gave up to work on my line of dog sunglasses, so the idea never gained legs and just sank :helpme

I invented a two roll holder toilet holder,,,,,,,,,,for your home:winkwink: