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Mutt 12-15-2012 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 19372371)
Spoke to a lot of Americans who wanted to be in Europe and even become a European. I should probably not mention they wanted to be in Amsterdam most of all ;)

oh yeah - millions of Americans dreaming of living in Europe. :1orglaugh

by all means, you can have the unemployable potheads living with their parents who want to be in Amsterdam even though they couldn't find it on a map whether they were stoned or not.

BlackCrayon 12-16-2012 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19372413)
No, we do NOT live in a global world dumbass because if everyone in Canada dropped dead today, nothing would change in Americans lives other then adult American webmasters would make more money off "our" American porn consumer market place..

thats what your xenophobic ass thinks but canada exports lots of raw materials to the US including oil, so i think you would be effected.

crockett 12-16-2012 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19371972)
US gun laws impact canada a lot. the majority of guns used in crimes in canada are from the US.

Don't worry we usually shoot the British tourists first.. Canadians aren't worth as many points..

SilentKnight 12-16-2012 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 19373722)
Don't worry we usually shoot the British tourists first.. Canadians aren't worth as many points..

The last time yankees attempted to send lead in our direction in 1812...it didn't go so well.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mineistaken 12-16-2012 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19372413)
No, we do NOT live in a global world dumbass because if everyone in Canada dropped dead today, nothing would change in Americans lives

Thanks for finally confirming how ignorant and clueless you are on geopolitics, macro economics and such. Complete idiot and proud of it :2 cents::1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SilentKnight 12-16-2012 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19373973)

So, due to you feeding yourself and family from our American market place, have you ever given to an American charity to show even a basic appreciation?

Ask the people of your American east coast who helped restore your hydro after Hurricane Sandy...you ignorant fuck.

You're welcome. :321GFY

And BTW - you can thank the awesome people of Newfoundland for their hospitality during 9/11.

SilentKnight 12-16-2012 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19374004)
..ask the Canadian populace who protected them from a soviet nuclear threat for 60 years you snooty parasitical Canadian fuck..

Ask the American populace who created and escalated the cold war threat.

Thanks for protecting us from a problem your country initiated, dipshit.

SilentKnight 12-16-2012 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19374017)
..what escalated the cold war threat, soviets trying to put nuclear missiles in Cuba you silly freeloading Canadian.

But hey I get it, there's no way a Canadian ignorance will ever be able to permit itself to acknowledge, they need Americans to feed, shelter, and clothes themselves.. it's just fucking pitifully painful to watch your delusional self importance as you professionally beg in an American porn forum for American traffic and revenue. Actually it's incredibly sad. <shakes head>

Of course, you can back up the utter absurdity and ignorance of your statement by pointing out how and where this "begging in an American porn forum for American traffic" takes place.

Pathetic is the fact you seem to think the world revolves around you. But we've gotten used to allowing you to think that way. Here in Canada we've even created TV comedies based on the self-centred naivety of Americans like you.

What's actually sad here is the delusional mental state you dwell in if you believe a fraction of the bullshit you spew.

oppoten 12-16-2012 10:51 PM

Non-Americans care because the media reports it to us. If the media didn't report it, we wouldn't care.

Actually come to think of it, we really shouldn't care. For non-Americans who don't have American relatives, caring about America means caring about the construct created by the media and the movies. Which basically means caring about Israel.

crockett 12-16-2012 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19373728)
The last time yankees attempted to send lead in our direction in 1812...it didn't go so well.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

We just wait for you guys to go to FL then get yea there one at a time. :pimp

Matyko 12-16-2012 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19371784)
what the fuck do you care what we do in our OWN country? have guns, don't have guns... blow each other, fuck girls, eat shit tacos on Sunday... none of your fucking business. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

You seem to be a retarded american, I was reading a lot about your kind of guy in the books of an american writer Kurt Vonnegut. :pimp

If your question is serious, than you are beyond recovery.
Your approach to the topic is childish, primitive and bleeds from a thousand wounds. :2 cents:

Spunky 12-16-2012 11:27 PM

The mighty Labret has spoken.Canadians should bow and kiss his feet and thank him for allowing us to post on his American forum.
I thank Jesus H Christ as a reminder not all Americans aren't all as arrogant and self righteous as he is. He forgets many Canadians try to help out by restoring power to the people during the hurricane Sandy or the firefighters that risk their lives fighting fires in California when asked. Just a couple reminders.When asked Canadians help,we rarely have asked for help from our American brothers.
But that's never enough

Due 12-17-2012 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19372413)
No, we do NOT live in a global world dumbass because if everyone in Canada dropped dead today, nothing would change in Americans lives other then adult American webmasters would make more money off "our" American porn consumer market place..

If I'm not mistaken then US imports about 25% of its oil from Canada. If think it would be noticed very fast. You would see people shooting each other at the gas stations

Due 12-17-2012 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19374186)
Honestly, do you know how to read? - Canada's going to run out of oil while we still have our mass shale oil reserves, untouched.

This was the point of reference, if everyone in Canada dropped dead today, nothing would change in Americans lives other then adult American webmasters would make more money off "our" American porn consumer market place..

Meaning, we are all here for one reason and it's not to talk about speculative oil reserves NONE of us know about, but the lopsided revenue % Canadians steal from primarily American market place, then talk shit to us about it. Fuck Canada. I think a respect lesson is well overdue.

I believe it is untouched because it cost 2-3 times more to reach than the current market price. It would also take a very long time to prepare to drill it.

I'm also positive that the average canadian is a consumer of US produced porn

2MuchMark 12-17-2012 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19371784)
what the fuck do you care what we do in our OWN country? have guns, don't have guns... blow each other, fuck girls, eat shit tacos on Sunday... none of your fucking business. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

Maybe a good start might be here: People have compassion & empathy. Maybe the next time someone "from another country" comments on some horrible shit that happens in yours, maybe it might be because someone gives a damn.

adult-help 12-17-2012 02:16 AM

it's not really that we care if you have guns and make massacres like this - I mean you are killing our own children and yourself..

we like to comment,just like you like to comment what is happening around the world.. and when stupid things happen in USA then people around the world like to mock you..thats all,I think most people dont really care what you do as long as you leave the world alone.. which unfortunately you don't..

Double trouble 12-17-2012 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by VenusBlogger (Post 19371793)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

rogueteens 12-17-2012 04:15 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T-z1YTVBhd...orters-001.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/82...a8efb77ee0.jpg

BlackCrayon 12-17-2012 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19373973)
You Canadians have this bloated snooty sense of self-worth

Oh come on. You've got to see the irony in that statement I hope. Otherwise you are totally deluded. I love america and most americans. I grew up 10 minutes from the border. Have many american friends and have spent a lot of money on american businesses. Oh and Canada is only second to China in regards to US imports

Canada?s exports to America amounted to $319.1 billion or 14.1% of overall US imports.

1. Oil: $104.8 billion
2. Vehicles: $50 billion
3. Machines, engines, pumps: $19.8 billion
4. Plastics: $10.5 billion
5. Electronic equipment: $8.3 billion
6. Paper, paperboard: $7.9 billion
7. Aluminum: $7.8 billion
8. Gems, precious metals, coins: $6.5 billion
9. Iron and steel: $6 billion
10. Wood, charcoal: $5.5 billion

directfiesta 12-17-2012 06:00 AM

Because I own property down there ( pay taxes ... ) and don`t feel safe while staying there ....
Way safer in Cuba. :2 cents:

directfiesta 12-17-2012 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19374017)
..what escalated the cold war threat, soviets trying to put nuclear missiles in Cuba you silly freeloading Canadian.
<shakes head>

.. in answer to threats of invasion of Cuba after the fail CIA coup ( Bay of pigs .. ) .

Pick-up a book, Jesus ....

Jel 12-17-2012 06:25 AM

this thread delivers :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Even the OP is comedy gold, you couldn't intentionally write comedy like that lol

NewNick 12-17-2012 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19371784)
what the fuck do you care what we do in our OWN country? have guns, don't have guns... blow each other, fuck girls, eat shit tacos on Sunday... none of your fucking business. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

Oh dear - are you getting worried that they might take your guns away ?

Just think if you bozos did not have guns you could not kill each other - or invade other countries and kill people there. Wouldn't that be great ?

Next you will be telling us there are not enough guns, and if the teachers had been armed then they would have been able to defend the children.....wait, hell I have a better idea lets arm the kids !!! no wait some of them are already armed ? Shit what now. I know, lets SHOUT AT FOREIGNERS.

And then you wonder why people stare and point at Americans.

:2 cents:

SKUP 12-17-2012 06:53 AM

I think us "non americans" care because our ancestors founded america and we hate to see what you guys are doing with it :(

Grapesoda 12-17-2012 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 19374123)
You seem to be a retarded american, I was reading a lot about your kind of guy in the books of an american writer Kurt Vonnegut. :pimp

If your question is serious, than you are beyond recovery.
Your approach to the topic is childish, primitive and bleeds from a thousand wounds. :2 cents:

great, another gfy intellectual giant ... where do you guys come from? :2 cents:

Grapesoda 12-17-2012 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19374451)
this thread delivers :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Even the OP is comedy gold, you couldn't intentionally write comedy like that lol

actually I can, and do :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 12-17-2012 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19374412)
Oh come on. You've got to see the irony in that statement I hope. Otherwise you are totally deluded. I love america and most americans. I grew up 10 minutes from the border. Have many american friends and have spent a lot of money on american businesses. Oh and Canada is only second to China in regards to US imports

Canada?s exports to America amounted to $319.1 billion or 14.1% of overall US imports.

1. Oil: $104.8 billion
2. Vehicles: $50 billion
3. Machines, engines, pumps: $19.8 billion
4. Plastics: $10.5 billion
5. Electronic equipment: $8.3 billion
6. Paper, paperboard: $7.9 billion
7. Aluminum: $7.8 billion
8. Gems, precious metals, coins: $6.5 billion
9. Iron and steel: $6 billion
10. Wood, charcoal: $5.5 billion

you left out actors and gameshow host :thumbsup

pornguy 12-17-2012 07:07 AM

I guess its kind of like when some jack ass sets off a bomb in a public place in Europe. It effects the US in a negative way.


No matter what, the world is getting smaller every day and we need to learn to work together and stop the stupid fighting and my country is better than yours bullshit.

The US can learn some things from a LOT of other countries just like a LOT of other countries can learn from the US.

Grapesoda 12-17-2012 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19374208)
Maybe a good start might be here: People have compassion & empathy. Maybe the next time someone "from another country" comments on some horrible shit that happens in yours, maybe it might be because someone gives a damn.

they don't give a fuck, they just like the 'spectacle' like a traffic accident.. just like you don't give a fuck... how much did you donate to the kids' family's again? ...I can't remember...

SKUP 12-17-2012 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 19374479)
Oh dear - are you getting worried that they might take your guns away ?

Just think if you bozos did not have guns you could not kill each other - or invade other countries and kill people there. Wouldn't that be great ?

Next you will be telling us there are not enough guns, and if the teachers had been armed then they would have been able to defend the children.....wait, hell I have a better idea lets arm the kids !!! no wait some of them are already armed ? Shit what now. I know, lets SHOUT AT FOREIGNERS.

And then you wonder why people stare and point at Americans.

:2 cents:

LOL, that is exactly what the gunloby is telling:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5dy9XKoU1jU

Grapesoda 12-17-2012 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by oppoten (Post 19374099)
Non-Americans care because the media reports it to us. If the media didn't report it, we wouldn't care.

Actually come to think of it, we really shouldn't care. For non-Americans who don't have American relatives, caring about America means caring about the construct created by the media and the movies. Which basically means caring about Israel.

you had me there until the Israel part :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 12-17-2012 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 19374510)
I guess its kind of like when some jack ass sets off a bomb in a public place in Europe. It effects the US in a negative way.


No matter what, the world is getting smaller every day and we need to learn to work together and stop the stupid fighting and my country is better than yours bullshit.

The US can learn some things from a LOT of other countries just like a LOT of other countries can learn from the US.

all the Jewish schools here in LA have armed Gaurds... not like fat lazy rent-a-cops you see at the mall... serious ass fucking guys with hard ass cold eyes.

and yes that would totally stop the BS and say 25% of qualified teachers trained with firepower... yes... that would stop this shit.

and that's the best part of the internet: "the world is getting smaller everyday" unfortunately basic human nature is rooted in tribalism and values are qualified on the negative, not the positive... for instance people are judged by exclusion not inclusion for group membership from what I can see... going to be interesting to see how it all turns out in the end...

Grapesoda 12-17-2012 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SKUP (Post 19374514)
LOL, that is exactly what the gunloby is telling:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5dy9XKoU1jU

been no genocides with an armed population :2 cents:

SKUP 12-17-2012 07:20 AM

been no shootings without guns :2 cents:

NewNick 12-17-2012 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19374532)
been no genocides with an armed population :2 cents:

What ?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Just so there is no misunderstanding, I am laughing at you, not with you.

Grapesoda 12-17-2012 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 19374616)
What ?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Just so there is no misunderstanding, I am laughing at you, not with you.

name one pls....

NewNick 12-17-2012 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19374717)
name one pls....


Why don't you check out the history of your own country.

:2 cents:

slapass 12-17-2012 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19371784)
what the fuck do you care what we do in our OWN country? have guns, don't have guns... blow each other, fuck girls, eat shit tacos on Sunday... none of your fucking business. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

It is fun to pick on you guys. The people of the world view Americans as fat, stupid and violent. Most Americans see themselves at that way too. Being an American but living abroad, I can that we are all much closer then we think and Americans are really a bit better then most in lots of ways.

rogueteens 12-17-2012 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19374532)
been no genocides with an armed population :2 cents:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19374717)
name one pls....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocid...y#1915_to_1950
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genocid...y#1951_to_2000

lots of guns there.

Spunky 12-17-2012 10:09 AM

http://fildebrandt.ca/wp-content/upl...dian-flag1.jpg

CT-Content 12-17-2012 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19371784)
what the fuck do you care what we do in our OWN country? have guns, don't have guns... blow each other, fuck girls, eat shit tacos on Sunday... none of your fucking business.

I echo ya 100% Grape!

Shoot each other up, invade other countries, financially help out other countries as we are in a recession ourselves. Gangs everywhere, drugs but you opinionated mother fuckers want to reside in the States don't ya!
It's our shit and our business so stfu.

Penny24Seven 12-17-2012 10:23 AM

best country ever, when you can do 145 in your corvette getting a blowjob from a hot ass naked girl and get pulled over and tell the cop the truth how you wanted to see if it would make for a better blowjob and he says he cannot blame me for trying and lets you go it doesn't get any better then that :) yeah was probably only doing 120 when caught but still

BlackCrayon 12-17-2012 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19374841)
Fact, the majority of content Canadian adult companies use is American. Canadians and other foreigners on this board are so comfortable insulting us, our culture, then boast how much money they make off of us using our own content. Fuck Canada.

During the American financial meltdown we all saw how jubilant the Canadians, Europeans, foreigners were about it. They were relentless with their American bashing threads more so then current gun threads. The ONLY exception were the Dutch and Aussies. Since then I refuse to business with Canadians and most Europeans.

The most memorable is that dumb failed webmistress who works for AFF. She went on a tirade even saying most American kids are stupid, then implicated pretty much why her American employer employed her. FUCK ADULT FRIEND FINDER FOR HIRING FOREIGNERS WHEN WE AMERICANS NEED THE JOBS THE MOST.

BUT, there are Canadian exceptions like JFK, he's easily one of the hardest working people in this business, would never lower himself to degrade the American market place, and doesn't really need American revenue to run his business. He simply thought of a uniquely profitable business then went out and did it. IMO, he's more American then Canadian and why when other Americans tried to copy his concept, get slammed hard.

Americans, 2013 is the year to dump the freeloading Canadians in our market share.

Fact, you just want to nullify any opinions that counter yours.

WarChild 12-17-2012 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19373973)
... You for all intensive purposes are simply parasites who leach off the American market place...

Your American education hard at work. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm glad I take literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year out of your economy and don't pay a dime back in taxes. I also refuse to donate anything to American charities. It gives me great pleasure in doing this. :thumbsup

CT-Content 12-17-2012 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 19374915)
Your American education hard at work. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm glad I take literally hundreds of thousands of dollars a year out of your economy and don't pay a dime back in taxes. I also refuse to donate anything to American charities. It gives me great pleasure in doing this. :thumbsup

You're full of fucking shit! - How's Seattle?

I am glad the United States invades and occupies foreign countries then puts on a tearful act concerning collateral damage. Don't worry, the screams are not real! - :1orglaugh

How's that P90X working for ya? - Loose any of that gut since you haven't fought in how long.
Stretch those legs out after a flight boy! - Don't want your fat ass going into full arrest!

CT-Content 12-17-2012 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19374996)
...yes, and just think.. it still won't make you white. hey, any stray cats come bury you in the sand today?

Warchild's not a native of Bermuda. He migrated there from another third world country in a canoe carved out of a tree log.
Tell em War!

Shotsie 12-17-2012 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19373973)
You for all intensive purposes are simply parasites who leach off the American market place.

I wouldn't even sweat it, dude - people like that are a diamond dozen, anyway.

BlackCrayon 12-17-2012 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19375033)
Find or develop your own market you freeloading Canadian piece of shit.

i spend six figures on american businesses online each year not including all of the american businesses in canada suckling off the canadian consumer teet, so bite me.

JFK 12-17-2012 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 19372413)
No, we do NOT live in a global world dumbass because if everyone in Canada dropped dead today, nothing would change in Americans lives other then adult American webmasters would make more money off "our" American porn consumer market place..

Sorry, you will have to wait till the 21st, for everyone to drop dead up here:pimp

SilentKnight 12-17-2012 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 19374114)
We just wait for you guys to go to FL then get yea there one at a time. :pimp

Ok, that made me laugh. :thumbsup


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