GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Which Wimbledon tennis player would I fuck? (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1113718)

JFK 06-28-2013 12:26 PM

Fitty Hotties , with Balls :Graucho

evy97 06-28-2013 03:14 PM

Daniela Hantuchová - tennisboulevard.blogspot.com/2012/07/daniela-hantuchova-naked-in-espn-body.html

Scott McD 06-28-2013 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19690259)
This statement is either an attempt at trolling or you don't watch much ladies tennis.

Serena and Venus are technicians at putting the ball exactly where they want it.


That's because they are guys... :2 cents:

Sam - Mr. Skin 06-28-2013 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19690473)
the doping is secondary to the rigging of the draws around serenas matches...shame for tennis...

Explain how and when they have rigged a draw? It's based on world ranking in the majors. And end of the day you have to play everyone eventually who keeps winning.

I'd love to hear specifically what you are talking about.

Scott McD 06-28-2013 03:30 PM

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/phot...-1819-1024.jpg

VamosNicholas 06-28-2013 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam - Mr. Skin (Post 19691477)
Explain how and when they have rigged a draw? It's based on world ranking in the majors. And end of the day you have to play everyone eventually who keeps winning.

I'd love to hear specifically what you are talking about.

Not exactly. Their seedings have to do with their rankings, but tennis is not a sport where for example in the semifinals 1 plays 4 and 2 plays 3. It does not work this way in tennis. The number 1 seed could potentially play 3 or 4 in a semifinal match. I don't know anything about rigged draws for Serena, but on the men's tour there have been some odd coincidences before.

ctggls 06-29-2013 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evy97 (Post 19691460)
Daniela Hantuchová - tennisboulevard.blogspot.com/2012/07/daniela-hantuchova-naked-in-espn-body.html

That's hot... never knew about this one...

ctggls 06-29-2013 03:13 AM

I also don't know anything about rigged draws but regarding "the best breed of athletes that US has" etc etc just think of: Tim Montgomery - found doped, medals removed; Marion Jones - doped, medals removed and maybe the famous of them all and the winner of all time US-best-breed athletes - Lance Armstrong. These are just the examples that emerge at the top but taking into account that doping controls are kinda easy in tennis, I can bet my life that the Williams are also using drugs the enhance performance beyond normal human possibilities.

eroticsexxx 06-29-2013 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ctggls (Post 19692037)
I also don't know anything about rigged draws but regarding "the best breed of athletes that US has" etc etc just think of: Tim Montgomery - found doped, medals removed; Marion Jones - doped, medals removed and maybe the famous of them all and the winner of all time US-best-breed athletes - Lance Armstrong. These are just the examples that emerge at the top but taking into account that doping controls are kinda easy in tennis, I can bet my life that the Williams are also using drugs the enhance performance beyond normal human possibilities.

Giving three examples of dopers doesn't make your claim any more valid than me giving examples of the many other superstar athletes who haven't doped up.

However, the differentiation is that the doped-up performances of Tim, Marion and Lance all were directly related to their success - running/cycling.

Tennis is a skill-based sport. Doping up would not help a tennis player have the eye/hand coordination to hit a ball anywhere on the court within centimeters of a line.

adult-help 06-29-2013 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19689032)

how is this her? this is her:

http://us.cdn002.fansshare.com/photo...-772621216.jpg

are those two the same?? this is why i hate makeup - it is the ultimate deception tool..

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 06-29-2013 08:44 AM

Would love to get up close and personal with Serena Williams :winkwink:

CHMOD 06-29-2013 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19689032)

Holly mama!!! :eyecrazy

VamosNicholas 06-29-2013 11:26 AM

Here's Golovin. Hasn't played in a few years but without a doubt one of the better looking girls:

http://www.tennisrulz.com/players/go...lery03/258.jpg

kgp43 06-29-2013 01:11 PM

Laura Robson
She is gorgeous
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...art-1ZJdZi.jpg

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/L...3YdjaBLhlx.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...91_306x423.jpg

pimpmaster9000 06-29-2013 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam - Mr. Skin (Post 19691477)
Explain how and when they have rigged a draw? It's based on world ranking in the majors. And end of the day you have to play everyone eventually who keeps winning.

I'd love to hear specifically what you are talking about.

well not entirely...you have to be a great player to be in the USopen agreed BUT it is not the same who you will play against, her biggest opponents are always left to eliminate each other out whilst she gets the easy ones in the early matches and is left with facing just one instead of more...

other players do not have this "luck"...there was a whole article about it how eastern european/russian players, statistically speaking get a much higher % of difficult opponents compared to serena for example...

even serena herself jokingly said, during wimbledon i think, that "she is starting to believe the draws are rigged too" when she saw who she would be up against and who her opponents are up against...

gfy zac 06-29-2013 02:01 PM

for sure andrea petkovic

Best-In-BC 06-29-2013 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19689032)

OMFG, Damn, Time to turn tenis on.

Profits of Doom 06-29-2013 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19689032)

I'm pretty sure that top pic is not Simona Halep. If I'm not mistaken that is one of the Sports By Brooks girls, and after one of their galleries of Simona Halep was ripped by a shit ton of other sports blogs and reposted they accidentally also grabbed this pic at the bottom, which was just promoting the Sports By Brooks girls...

ctggls 06-30-2013 01:17 AM

Laura Robson is hot also!

ctggls 06-30-2013 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 19692675)
I'm pretty sure that top pic is not Simona Halep. If I'm not mistaken that is one of the Sports By Brooks girls, and after one of their galleries of Simona Halep was ripped by a shit ton of other sports blogs and reposted they accidentally also grabbed this pic at the bottom, which was just promoting the Sports By Brooks girls...

She actually had a 34DD cup so it could be her, she had huge boobs before the surgery.

ctggls 06-30-2013 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19692129)
Giving three examples of dopers doesn't make your claim any more valid than me giving examples of the many other superstar athletes who haven't doped up.

However, the differentiation is that the doped-up performances of Tim, Marion and Lance all were directly related to their success - running/cycling.

Tennis is a skill-based sport. Doping up would not help a tennis player have the eye/hand coordination to hit a ball anywhere on the court within centimeters of a line.

Probably it does not help with the e/h c. but it can help with the fitness level and endurance level which also plays a great role in tennis. Being fatigued could hurt the chances of hitting a precise ball no matter what ball-sport one is playing.
I'm not saying the Serena is not a talented player but it think part of her success is based on some sort of doping.

As a side note it seems that Andy Murray challenged Serena to a battle of the sexes match... :)

http://www.dnaindia.com/sport/185408...st-andy-murray

Scott McD 07-01-2013 09:53 AM

Thank goodness the tranny got beaten today!

Choopa_Pardo 07-01-2013 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19689757)
I watched 5mins of the Sharapova match yesterday. The screams every time she and her opponent hit the ball was just unbearable. I think they should do something about it. I couldn't pay to listen to that shit for 2 hours or so, never mind watching it on tv.

It's not even just the harder hit shots they do it with. It's the little shots aswell. No need for it at all. How come can guys smash their serve must faster and hardly make a sound ??

Bitches...

I love Tennis. I don't watch the women's matches until the semis these days mostly because I cant deal with the screaming. When I do watch, the matches are usually muted.

Novak and Nadal don't bellow a battle-cry with each return. A grunt is acceptable but the caterwauling of a gut-shot banshee we get in women's tennis is simply too much for me.

ctggls 07-01-2013 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19694798)
Thank goodness the tranny got beaten today!

Haha, yes I've seen it also :D !

scarlettcontent 07-01-2013 11:42 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup

maximiweb 07-02-2013 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 19690987)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:54 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123