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Rochard 06-27-2013 10:40 PM

I'd fuck every last one of them...

faraon 06-27-2013 10:46 PM

simona halep looks so damn hot!

ctggls 06-27-2013 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19690259)
This statement is either an attempt at trolling or you don't watch much ladies tennis.

Serena and Venus are technicians at putting the ball exactly where they want it.

But back to the thread topic.

Who would I fuck? Serena Williams.

If she fucks like she plays, then...

#enoughsaid

The Williams sisters could be considered women only because they have a pussy... They take more testosterone based steroids than you breath air.
I know that because I've been doing athletics and tennis since I was 8 years old and even though I did not had any spectacular results i've seen a lot of doped men and women in my life. Look at this post also

http://www.mariasharapova.com/forum/...She-or-He.aspx

How can you explain the degree of muscles the Williams sisters have in comparison to other players and black players (which are said to be able to develop a bigger muscular tissue). Of course that is off-topic to the thread I've created but still, the Williams sisters are doubtful about when it comes to their "training" methods...

pimpmaster9000 06-28-2013 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ctggls (Post 19690353)
The Williams sisters could be considered women only because they have a pussy... They take more testosterone based steroids than you breath air.
I know that because I've been doing athletics and tennis since I was 8 years old and even though I did not had any spectacular results i've seen a lot of doped men and women in my life. Look at this post also

http://www.mariasharapova.com/forum/...She-or-He.aspx

How can you explain the degree of muscles the Williams sisters have in comparison to other players and black players (which are said to be able to develop a bigger muscular tissue). Of course that is off-topic to the thread I've created but still, the Williams sisters are doubtful about when it comes to their "training" methods...



the doping is secondary to the rigging of the draws around serenas matches...shame for tennis...

lezinterracial 06-28-2013 03:46 AM

I haven't watched tennis in a while, but...
I want a threesome with Martina Navratilova and Jennifer Capriati.

adultchatpay 06-28-2013 04:16 AM

Williams' sisters i guess.

bronco67 06-28-2013 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ctggls (Post 19688928)

Winner by a mile.

eroticsexxx 06-28-2013 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ctggls (Post 19690353)
How can you explain the degree of muscles the Williams sisters have in comparison to other players and black players (which are said to be able to develop a bigger muscular tissue). Of course that is off-topic to the thread I've created but still, the Williams sisters are doubtful about when it comes to their "training" methods...

Just take a look at the NFL, NBA and US Track & Field teams and you have your explanation for their "degree" of muscles.

Decades of breeding the biggest and strongest slaves ended up with the inevitable result of the US having some of the best athletes in the world. It's a bummer how it happened, but the evidence is there.

Despite their muscle tone, both sisters have honed their ball targeting skills precisely. Even if someone was to give your flawed accusations some thought, steroids would have nothing to do with their being able to put a ball within centimeters of where they want it to go - Consistently, no less. That takes dedication and training.

PornDiscounts-V 06-28-2013 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ctggls (Post 19688809)
I'd like to try Camila Giorgi....:smokin hot !

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures...SPX-054797.jpg

Her tits will be in line with her naval by the time she is forty.

JP-pornshooter 06-28-2013 11:11 AM

needs some more imagery...

http://us.cdn002.fansshare.com/photo...-597580022.jpg

http://us.cdn002.fansshare.com/photo...r-94213719.jpg

JFK 06-28-2013 12:26 PM

Fitty Hotties , with Balls :Graucho

evy97 06-28-2013 03:14 PM

Daniela Hantuchová - tennisboulevard.blogspot.com/2012/07/daniela-hantuchova-naked-in-espn-body.html

Scott McD 06-28-2013 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19690259)
This statement is either an attempt at trolling or you don't watch much ladies tennis.

Serena and Venus are technicians at putting the ball exactly where they want it.


That's because they are guys... :2 cents:

Sam - Mr. Skin 06-28-2013 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19690473)
the doping is secondary to the rigging of the draws around serenas matches...shame for tennis...

Explain how and when they have rigged a draw? It's based on world ranking in the majors. And end of the day you have to play everyone eventually who keeps winning.

I'd love to hear specifically what you are talking about.

Scott McD 06-28-2013 03:30 PM

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/phot...-1819-1024.jpg

VamosNicholas 06-28-2013 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam - Mr. Skin (Post 19691477)
Explain how and when they have rigged a draw? It's based on world ranking in the majors. And end of the day you have to play everyone eventually who keeps winning.

I'd love to hear specifically what you are talking about.

Not exactly. Their seedings have to do with their rankings, but tennis is not a sport where for example in the semifinals 1 plays 4 and 2 plays 3. It does not work this way in tennis. The number 1 seed could potentially play 3 or 4 in a semifinal match. I don't know anything about rigged draws for Serena, but on the men's tour there have been some odd coincidences before.

ctggls 06-29-2013 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by evy97 (Post 19691460)
Daniela Hantuchová - tennisboulevard.blogspot.com/2012/07/daniela-hantuchova-naked-in-espn-body.html

That's hot... never knew about this one...

ctggls 06-29-2013 03:13 AM

I also don't know anything about rigged draws but regarding "the best breed of athletes that US has" etc etc just think of: Tim Montgomery - found doped, medals removed; Marion Jones - doped, medals removed and maybe the famous of them all and the winner of all time US-best-breed athletes - Lance Armstrong. These are just the examples that emerge at the top but taking into account that doping controls are kinda easy in tennis, I can bet my life that the Williams are also using drugs the enhance performance beyond normal human possibilities.

eroticsexxx 06-29-2013 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ctggls (Post 19692037)
I also don't know anything about rigged draws but regarding "the best breed of athletes that US has" etc etc just think of: Tim Montgomery - found doped, medals removed; Marion Jones - doped, medals removed and maybe the famous of them all and the winner of all time US-best-breed athletes - Lance Armstrong. These are just the examples that emerge at the top but taking into account that doping controls are kinda easy in tennis, I can bet my life that the Williams are also using drugs the enhance performance beyond normal human possibilities.

Giving three examples of dopers doesn't make your claim any more valid than me giving examples of the many other superstar athletes who haven't doped up.

However, the differentiation is that the doped-up performances of Tim, Marion and Lance all were directly related to their success - running/cycling.

Tennis is a skill-based sport. Doping up would not help a tennis player have the eye/hand coordination to hit a ball anywhere on the court within centimeters of a line.

adult-help 06-29-2013 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19689032)

how is this her? this is her:

http://us.cdn002.fansshare.com/photo...-772621216.jpg

are those two the same?? this is why i hate makeup - it is the ultimate deception tool..

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 06-29-2013 08:44 AM

Would love to get up close and personal with Serena Williams :winkwink:

CHMOD 06-29-2013 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19689032)

Holly mama!!! :eyecrazy

VamosNicholas 06-29-2013 11:26 AM

Here's Golovin. Hasn't played in a few years but without a doubt one of the better looking girls:

http://www.tennisrulz.com/players/go...lery03/258.jpg

kgp43 06-29-2013 01:11 PM

Laura Robson
She is gorgeous
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...art-1ZJdZi.jpg

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/L...3YdjaBLhlx.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...91_306x423.jpg

pimpmaster9000 06-29-2013 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam - Mr. Skin (Post 19691477)
Explain how and when they have rigged a draw? It's based on world ranking in the majors. And end of the day you have to play everyone eventually who keeps winning.

I'd love to hear specifically what you are talking about.

well not entirely...you have to be a great player to be in the USopen agreed BUT it is not the same who you will play against, her biggest opponents are always left to eliminate each other out whilst she gets the easy ones in the early matches and is left with facing just one instead of more...

other players do not have this "luck"...there was a whole article about it how eastern european/russian players, statistically speaking get a much higher % of difficult opponents compared to serena for example...

even serena herself jokingly said, during wimbledon i think, that "she is starting to believe the draws are rigged too" when she saw who she would be up against and who her opponents are up against...

gfy zac 06-29-2013 02:01 PM

for sure andrea petkovic

Best-In-BC 06-29-2013 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19689032)

OMFG, Damn, Time to turn tenis on.

Profits of Doom 06-29-2013 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19689032)

I'm pretty sure that top pic is not Simona Halep. If I'm not mistaken that is one of the Sports By Brooks girls, and after one of their galleries of Simona Halep was ripped by a shit ton of other sports blogs and reposted they accidentally also grabbed this pic at the bottom, which was just promoting the Sports By Brooks girls...

ctggls 06-30-2013 01:17 AM

Laura Robson is hot also!

ctggls 06-30-2013 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 19692675)
I'm pretty sure that top pic is not Simona Halep. If I'm not mistaken that is one of the Sports By Brooks girls, and after one of their galleries of Simona Halep was ripped by a shit ton of other sports blogs and reposted they accidentally also grabbed this pic at the bottom, which was just promoting the Sports By Brooks girls...

She actually had a 34DD cup so it could be her, she had huge boobs before the surgery.

ctggls 06-30-2013 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19692129)
Giving three examples of dopers doesn't make your claim any more valid than me giving examples of the many other superstar athletes who haven't doped up.

However, the differentiation is that the doped-up performances of Tim, Marion and Lance all were directly related to their success - running/cycling.

Tennis is a skill-based sport. Doping up would not help a tennis player have the eye/hand coordination to hit a ball anywhere on the court within centimeters of a line.

Probably it does not help with the e/h c. but it can help with the fitness level and endurance level which also plays a great role in tennis. Being fatigued could hurt the chances of hitting a precise ball no matter what ball-sport one is playing.
I'm not saying the Serena is not a talented player but it think part of her success is based on some sort of doping.

As a side note it seems that Andy Murray challenged Serena to a battle of the sexes match... :)

http://www.dnaindia.com/sport/185408...st-andy-murray

Scott McD 07-01-2013 09:53 AM

Thank goodness the tranny got beaten today!

Choopa_Pardo 07-01-2013 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19689757)
I watched 5mins of the Sharapova match yesterday. The screams every time she and her opponent hit the ball was just unbearable. I think they should do something about it. I couldn't pay to listen to that shit for 2 hours or so, never mind watching it on tv.

It's not even just the harder hit shots they do it with. It's the little shots aswell. No need for it at all. How come can guys smash their serve must faster and hardly make a sound ??

Bitches...

I love Tennis. I don't watch the women's matches until the semis these days mostly because I cant deal with the screaming. When I do watch, the matches are usually muted.

Novak and Nadal don't bellow a battle-cry with each return. A grunt is acceptable but the caterwauling of a gut-shot banshee we get in women's tennis is simply too much for me.

ctggls 07-01-2013 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19694798)
Thank goodness the tranny got beaten today!

Haha, yes I've seen it also :D !

scarlettcontent 07-01-2013 11:42 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup

maximiweb 07-02-2013 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 19690987)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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