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baddog 07-16-2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 19720525)
(Sorry but this thread just screams out for some racial comedy)

What black people want:

1. Fried chicken
2. Rap, Hip Hop and Reggae
3. That greasy shit they put in their hair to make it straight instead of afro
4. Dave Chappelle to make a comeback
5. Cocoa butter and jojoba for their skin

Well, as white people we could offer the black community:

A drive thru fried chicken/jojoba/CD store that only sells rap, hip hop, reggae and Dave Chappelle albums. "Gimme a bucket o' wings, some cocoa butter and the soundtrack to 'Half Baked' - to GO!"

<////////////>~~~

It's three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit."

I remember thinking, "yeah, me too."

mineistaken 07-16-2013 06:44 PM

More white guilt and more double standards towards racism issues.

CPA37710T 07-16-2013 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 19720525)
(Sorry but this thread just screams out for some racial comedy)

What black people want:

1. Fried chicken
2. Rap, Hip Hop and Reggae
3. That greasy shit they put in their hair to make it straight instead of afro
4. Dave Chappelle to make a comeback
5. Cocoa butter and jojoba for their skin

Well, as white people we could offer the black community:

A drive thru fried chicken/jojoba/CD store that only sells rap, hip hop, reggae and Dave Chappelle albums. "Gimme a bucket o' wings, some cocoa butter and the soundtrack to 'Half Baked' - to GO!"

<////////////>~~~


i cant believe the solution havent been quoted! thank you mr pea booty

Seth Manson 07-16-2013 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 19720493)
Trying to get a serious discussion going here.

What changes can white people make to society that will rise black communities up?

Be specific...

fuck white people

a hispanic shot that kid the blacks can go ask the hispanics for shit see how well that fuckin works

baddog 07-16-2013 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19720539)
not white people the violent kind to die don't try to put up smoke screens :2 cents: not going to work this time


You are so eloquent at times.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twerk Tube (Post 19720567)
i want a white girl that doesnt act black

:1orglaugh We all do.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 19720571)
The problem with cash reparations is that the black population is too high for the country to afford it.

As of 2012 there were 44.5 million blacks. If you add $1 Trillion to the national debt to pay out reparations, that averages just $22,500 per person. If you look at a difference making figure, say $500,000 per person, the cost is over $22 Trillion. This is not possible.

Cash payments are not going to happen.

Wait, I thought we covered it with welfare and food stamps. Yeah, I know some white people got it too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19720592)
Earl Butz former Secretary of State under Ford and Nixon lost his cabinet post and created a big stink by responding to the same question with ?.. "three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit."

I remember my father saying at the time, throw in a cold 6-pack and I'm pretty happy with that list too.

.

Sorry, I responded before reading the entire thread. Forgot there might be others that remembered this bit of trivia. Was the first thing that popped into mind when I saw topic. :thumbsup

L-Pink 07-16-2013 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19720759)
Sorry, I responded before reading the entire thread. Forgot there might be others that remembered this bit of trivia. Was the first thing that popped into mind when I saw topic. :thumbsup

Haha I chuckled when I saw your post. First thing that came into my mind too. I always liked my father's out of character comment as well.

.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-16-2013 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 19720742)

Your "feel good" pile of steaming shit all sounds so good. Next time you need to hire some one try hiring a Black person. All is fine until the shit hits the fan then they pull the race card and take you to court.

http://qcirestoration.com/img/humanresources.jpg

As a matter of fact, I've hired many black people in the past, as well as people of other races. I spent most of my decades in mainstream in management, and was known for hiring a staff that mostly consisted of women and minorities.

I never had any of the problems that you speak of, and I had to discipline and fire all types of employees over the years, although I am happy to note that most of my staffs were strong and produced great results.

The only times it was difficult was when I inherited a staff, and I wasn't allowed to weed things out from the outset (some people are very resistant to change, and can be a pain in the ass when you intend to overhaul everything, but with experience and skill, you learn to identify and at least effectively neutralize those folks).

:2 cents:

The article I cited wasn't meant as a pile of steaming feel good shit, it has some concrete proposals. Apparently you are not here to discuss those, but instead to promote discord and incite people. Weak.

:stoned

ADG

Helix 07-16-2013 07:31 PM

Why does anyone have to change anything for the black community? Why don't they take care of their own issues like anybody else does? Tons of people immigrate here all of the time and they seem to make a go of it on their own with the system that is in place already.

Mutt 07-16-2013 07:35 PM

What do we wants

1. resparations fo da pain and suffering of all dese many centuries since our ancestors was removed from Africa for purposes of enslaving us - ONE MILLION dollars cash money fo each of us - don't seem enuff but we take it

2. no mo police harassments, profiling an shit like dat, in fact we don't need no police at all, black communities will be police free zones from dis day forward

3. white wimmin - from dis here day forward it shall be law that all white wimmins must submit to the black man whenever he need it

4. more movies and tv shows for black people, where black people are portrayed as heroes, some shit like Black Superman, any shows wit niggas bein rich

5. education reforms - end racist academic requirements on black childrens who is in school to play football and basketball and make it to da NBA and NFL, everybody need a high school and college degree, all black people will receives a degree so when or if he do choose to work the man can't say no just becuz he don't gots one

6. more streets named after black people, Martin Luther King ain't the only nigga who did sumthin good

The Porn Nerd 07-16-2013 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19720750)

Times have changed yo.


Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 19720628)
We need more Shimmy's in the world!


I second that! But then, I'm not the father of some Indian girl caught in the "Shimmy shake". :D


Quote:

Originally Posted by CPA37710T (Post 19720755)
i cant believe the solution havent been quoted! thank you mr pea booty

That's what I'm here for.

Next problem to be solved:
What to do with all these damn Mexicans.

baddog 07-16-2013 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 19720824)
Times have changed yo.

Pretty sure that is timeless and knows no racial boundaries.

Grapesoda 07-16-2013 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 19720542)
Let's back up a bit. There's a reason why Zimmerman profiled Trayvon and why he even needed to be a volunteer watchman in the first place. It is those underlaying causes that society must eliminate.

What do you think should be done in that regard?

he was 'profiled' for walking around in a neighborhood at night that has been burgled several times hence the 'volunteer watchman'

24/7 Blogging Crew 07-16-2013 09:16 PM

iwhat kind of wanna be faggot would want to be a "neighborhood watch man" fucking idiot little inbred punk

Grapesoda 07-16-2013 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19720710)
http://data.whicdn.com/images/574245...e9ce_large.jpg

If anyone truly wants to know what Black people want, this Black woman's perspective is worth considering:



Some of you should be ashamed about your blatant ignorance and racism, but then again this is GFY - it's just too bad racist hate thought and race baiting is starting to become the status quo.... :disgust

:stoned

reality check homeboy: I work on average 80 hours a week, support my daughter and grandson and pay almost 44% of my income to taxes... I think the brothers are going to have to sort their own shit out, just like I do i.fucking e. 'man the fuck up'
:2 cents:

Seth Manson 07-16-2013 09:20 PM


pr0phet 07-16-2013 09:31 PM

Execute Peruvians. If Zimmerman is white than so is Obama

$5 submissions 07-16-2013 10:48 PM

Do you guys think this will be the trend of the future?

24/7 Blogging Crew 07-16-2013 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 19720493)
Trying to get a serious discussion going here.

What changes can white people make to society that will rise black communities up?

Be specific...

what happened to your green racist asshole

Major (Tom) 07-17-2013 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 19720571)
The problem with cash reparations is that the black population is too high for the country to afford it.

As of 2012 there were 44.5 million blacks. If you add $1 Trillion to the national debt to pay out reparations, that averages just $22,500 per person. If you look at a difference making figure, say $500,000 per person, the cost is over $22 Trillion. This is not possible.

Cash payments are not going to happen.

That money will be put back into the economy in white neighborhoods so fast it's actually a pretty good stimulus plan if you think about it. Literally killing 2 birds with 1 stone
Ds

fuzebox 07-17-2013 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19721137)
That money will be put back into the economy in white neighborhoods so fast it's actually a pretty good stimulus plan if you think about it. Literally killing 2 birds with 1 stone
Ds

QFT :1orglaugh :thumbsup

winter_ 07-17-2013 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 19720493)
Trying to get a serious discussion going here.

What changes can white people make to society that will rise black communities up?

Be specific...

who can say except the blacks themselves?

native americans are an even smaller minority but what they did i understand is get in to the gambling business and haven't looked back.

not all white people are racist, so there you have it. do people here really think all white people are racist? because i can assure you it is not true.

Matyko 07-17-2013 02:55 AM

Justice for Trayvon I guess..

lock 07-17-2013 03:48 AM

Just less vitamin D

shimmy2 07-17-2013 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by winter_ (Post 19721183)
native americans are an even smaller minority but what they did i understand is get in to the gambling business and haven't looked back.

government grants are their primary industry. i was head accountant for a large band in mn prior to filming some whores there. casinos can sink and it wouldn't matter they are awash in millions of federal dollars for just a few hundred people on a rez. they don't even work in their own casinos and tribal offices they hire niggas like me. more power to em as they got the race card on lock

Ringo 07-17-2013 04:37 AM

get on the board

crockett 07-17-2013 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19720730)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ment_rates.jpg

I previously posted an answer to your thread title, however to answer the question you posted above, here is a good in-depth article from the Economic Policy Institute, titled A jobs-centered approach to African American community development

The article is too long to post, but if anyone is seriously looking for answers to this question, I recommend that you read it. :2 cents:

Here is a summary:



:stoned

ADG

I'm sorry but your request has been denied. There is no African America. There are currently only north, south, and central Americas. Africa is a completely different continent.

Your claim has been deemed fraudulent, please come back when you consider yourself "American".

Thanks...

Tofu 07-17-2013 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ringo (Post 19720572)

Fixed it for ya. Now, it's true! :thumbsup

Trend 07-17-2013 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19720710)

If anyone truly wants to know what Black people want, this Black woman's perspective is worth considering:


Considered and thrown in the trash. :2 cents:

about 90% of that is 100% their own fault.

For example: African Americans still reside mainly in separate and unequal communities. In 2010, in the 100 metropolitan areas with the largest African American populations, 62.5 percent of blacks would have had to move to achieve full black–white integration.

Those 100 metro areas are shit holes .. of their own doing. If they move to "white communities" crime goes up ... property values go down and the white people move again.

Schools:

My daughters went to a private school , which was predominately white from k-6 . There were issues. Elitist attitudes , cliques based on parental financial standings etc.

In Jr High they went to public school in our very white suburban community. The issue. bussing. The school has quotas based on race. The issues... fights, gangs, drugs etc etc. The perpetrators .. the black kids .. almost ALWAYS.

Thankfully we voted bussing down so beginning in High School we are going back to community based schools. Otherwise they would be back in private school.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-17-2013 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trend (Post 19721932)

Considered and thrown in the trash. :2 cents:

about 90% of that is 100% their own fault.

For example: African Americans still reside mainly in separate and unequal communities. In 2010, in the 100 metropolitan areas with the largest African American populations, 62.5 percent of blacks would have had to move to achieve full black?white integration.

Those 100 metro areas are shit holes .. of their own doing. If they move to "white communities" crime goes up ... property values go down and the white people move again.

Schools:

My daughters went to a private school , which was predominately white from k-6 . There were issues. Elitist attitudes , cliques based on parental financial standings etc.

In Jr High they went to public school in our very white suburban community. The issue. bussing. The school has quotas based on race. The issues... fights, gangs, drugs etc etc. The perpetrators .. the black kids .. almost ALWAYS.

Thankfully we voted bussing down so beginning in High School we are going back to community based schools. Otherwise they would be back in private school.

http://meagainstiniquity.files.wordp.../07/nelson.jpg

People like to fix blame, however I prefer to know what people would do to fix the problem? :2 cents:

ADG

Trend 07-17-2013 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19721950)
http://meagainstiniquity.files.wordp.../07/nelson.jpg

People like to fix blame, however I prefer to know what people would do to fix the problem? :2 cents:

ADG

I'd like to see it fixed as well .. I admit.. I have no solution.


I honestly don't believe this problem can ever be fixed. Certainly not in my lifetime. The reasons are twofold:

1. The reality is suburban white people ( my demographic ) resent the premise that we need to "do" something to pull up a community that seems unwilling to help itself.

2. Black people seem to simply deflect blame and refuse to fix the issues in their community.

Example of this:

I ask : Do I need to go tutor the black kids who act out in Math classes because they don't understand?

Answer: No I don't. I have a hard enough time working with my own daughters to excel at math and to complete their daily work. I resent that their parents don't do what I do.


In contrast. ( and this happened at the last PTA meeting )

The parents of the black kids who are struggling all sat together and disrupted the PTA meeting shouting " you ( the teachers ) aren't doing enough to teach our kids." My kids have the same teacher ... my kids have two parents at home ... our kids have = opportunity. The difference?

We assume responsibility ... they turf it off.

Unless both sides agree to better each other simultaneously there will never be a true reconciliation. I just honestly do not see that happening.

I do not consider myself a racist .. We have a number of close black friends. The best man in my wedding and to this day dear friend is black. We love him and their family. Interestingly however he has been often accused by other black as not embracing his "blackness".

I do however admit to holding to stereotypes regarding the "community" . And those are rooted in fact.

signupdamnit 07-17-2013 03:01 PM

They probably want the same thing you want in the end: to be happy.







https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_Th...st_Battlefield

Imagine discriminating against someone because they have a deeper tan than you (or which side of their face is black versus white as in the clips above). Racial discrimination is just as ridiculous when you think about it.

Dvae 07-17-2013 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19721950)
http://meagainstiniquity.files.wordp.../07/nelson.jpg

People like to fix blame, however I prefer to know what people would do to fix the problem? :2 cents:

ADG

Now I know you've gone off the deep end. A quote from Nelson Mandela. That will fix everything.


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