Thanks for choosing me that morning babe made me feel good.

I'm not fine ...

I don't have sex with any girl I'm not dating and really like but I reserve oral sex for hookups and friends with benefits. I've had this policy for over a decade.

haha funniest thing a girl said to me once was when I was using one of her vibrators on her.. "don't stick it in me again. I wanna be tight for my next BF." :1orglaugh This girl was one of the towns biggest bar sluts.

I ran sound for the music video production of "Da Butt" back in the late 80s.....







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I moved 5 times in the last 3 years.

My first career (call center manager and analyst, for 13 years from the mid 1980's to 90's) was so traumatic and spiritually destructive, I've cauterized nearly everyone I worked with from my life. And, we're talking about thousands of people over that timespan. When I encounter someone I knew through work from those days and they recognize me, I deny that it was me. I pretend I have "just one of those faces," that they're mistaken, and that I've never met them before in my life. Like it never happened.

I was a limo driver in NYC back in the late 80's. The two worst people I ever drove where Martha Stewart and Jimmy Buffett. Martha always tipped me a whopping 5 fucking bucks, no matter if it were 1 or 14 hours. I drove Buffett and his mistress for 15 hours one day. She was missing a front tooth and I kept wondering if I should offer her a Chiclet to cram in there. He tipped $10.

Should have blackmailed the guy with his cheap-ass-tooth-missing ho ;-)

Seriously?

Kid you not. I was in the "thanks" acknowledgements in the liner credits probably because I turned my college roommate, one of the Dust Brothers, onto Jerry Garcia / Grateful Dead - which is how the Garcia hook found its way into "Johnny Royale". I also turned Yauch onto shrooms, Aldous Huxley, and Terrence McKenna, among others, which I'm told played a role in putting him on his spiritual path but I don't know about that.

Wow, you hung out with the Beastie Boys? Very cool.

I like "Cecil the Lion" hamburgers

I'm easily distracted. One time, I

I winced at that, groaned in pain slightly, facepalmed a little even,


but I am loving your politically INcorrect attitude. :thumbsup

I like pie

College roommates change the world. My dad's college roommate started Bobby Rahal's career by funding him with his allowance back in the day..

Same here, guess its more common than i thought

Being gfy this fits...

I lost my virginity @ 15yrs old to a smoking hot 21yr old blonde Swedish live in nanny (opare). Always thought that was a awesome.

I believe that the film 'Conjuring' based on a true story

i made extra money by being sound engineer and worked with some interesting people like Sisters of Mercy or Kingdom Come (and many well known german bands/musicians)

I might have if I would have known that I was going to get screwed on the tip, BUT it was Jimmy Fucking Buffett! Who would have guessed he was a tightwad?!?!

I like to see sexy women get messy & did a podcast about it!

While drinking at a bar in Quito a cop pulled a gun on me and spiked my drink.

I have played bagpipes since I was 8 years old and my bagpipe band ranked 2nd in the world in 1991. We also toured with Rod Stewart.:pimp

I once had to pay 9000 Euro's in damages to a convicted pedophile because I said I would throw is ass in a fire...

im sorry, you introduced Huxley to mushrooms?

I did not eat McDonalds until I was 25

You should have just done that and saved $9000...

I was a JR. Olympic diver for many years.

also.

I've been on the cover of the SF Guardian twice.

Aldous Huxley was born July 26, 1894, in Godalming, England. He published his first book in 1916 and worked on the periodical Athenaeum 1919–1921. Thereafter he devoted himself largely to his own writing and spent much of his time in Italy until the late 1930s, when he settled in California. He established himself as a major author in his first two published novels, Crome Yellow and Antic Hay.

That would be fucking EPIC!:pimp

Yauch was a better man for learning these things from you! Fun to turn people on to things they have never witnessed or absorbed.

to stay true to the thread....
I had sexual relations with Orgasmic! 2 TIMES!

<3 <3 <3 ...

My dick bends to the right and can hit that little know magic orgasm spot on the sugar walls --- which I will draw a map of if you Paypal me $50.

I had triple more sex way back in my colleague day now its annoying