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Colmike9 06-22-2016 09:11 AM

Lick from bottom to top with a wide tongue, then when she's warmed up, suck on her clit. But you can't just go all out right away and expect that to work..

Also... Don't lick hooker pussy... :Oh crap

Chosen 06-22-2016 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by iSpyCams (Post 20979193)
In my experience bringing a knife and fork kind of freaks them out.

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-22-2016 02:15 PM

I'm taking notes, guys ...

MakeMeGrrrrowl 06-22-2016 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 20980552)

Also... Don't lick hooker pussy... :Oh crap


Insane that you have to tell a grown man this. :helpme

Just why? Why would you do that Captain? Do you have some sort of creampie fetish? I can think of no other reason. :helpme :Oh crap

CaptainHowdy 06-22-2016 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20981395)
Insane that you have to tell a grown man this. :helpme

Just why? Why would you do that Captain? Do you have some sort of creampie fetish? I can think of no other reason. :helpme :Oh crap

She told me she was just starting her shift so :Oh crap ... I'm an empiricist.

JesseQuinn 06-22-2016 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20981395)
Insane that you have to tell a grown man this. :helpme

Just why? Why would you do that Captain? Do you have some sort of creampie fetish? I can think of no other reason. :helpme :Oh crap

seriously?

I adore your posts/your presence here MMG but this is so off point.

Live session sex workers have private life partners too that they protect along with themselves, and are generally aware of basic hygiene.

It's also not all that uncommon for escort clients to dine at the Y

On a pragmatic tip, most also use protection for all sex acts

Those that don't tend to be the most vulnerable/low end. They're often not in a place where they can manage their own long-term stability and safety, let alone anyone else's

Were I in that place I'd resent the fuck out of peeps like you or me judging them for not having our access to support and resources and love and all the ish that gets us through each day

you and I esp considering the nature of our own work which is a bite from the same apple.

The whole disease-ridden/cum-filled whore stereotype ish isn't fair and for real chica so far beneath ya. you realize the peeps inclined to your post would paint us with the same brush in a heartbeat, right?

Love ya anyways, just this was a wtf thing I had to address

peace and nuff respect

adultchatpay 06-22-2016 04:20 PM

They love it when they scream oh shittt!!!

MakeMeGrrrrowl 06-22-2016 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 20981506)
seriously?

I adore your posts/your presence here MMG but this is so off point.

Live session sex workers have private life partners too that they protect along with themselves, and are generally aware of basic hygiene.

It's also not all that uncommon for escort clients to dine at the Y

On a pragmatic tip, most also use protection for all sex acts

Those that don't tend to be the most vulnerable/low end. They're often not in a place where they can manage their own long-term stability and safety, let alone anyone else's

Were I in that place I'd resent the fuck out of peeps like you or me judging them for not having our access to support and resources and love and all the ish that gets us through each day

you and I esp considering the nature of our own work which is a bite from the same apple.

The whole disease-ridden/cum-filled whore stereotype ish isn't fair and for real chica so far beneath ya. you realize the peeps inclined to your post would paint us with the same brush in a heartbeat, right?

Love ya anyways, just this was a wtf thing I had to address

peace and nuff respect

I think you're pretty awesome too Jesse! <3

I tend to think someone that refers to a woman they've paid to spend time with as a "hooker" that she would be on the low/vulnerable end of the sex worker scale. More like a quick fuck, than someone you want to enjoy, spend time with and really indulge.

Still though, I wasn't judging the woman, I wondering why on earth Captain would do that when he's paying her to pleasure him. I know some men thoroughly enjoy a good tongue lashing on the pussy, but I just wouldn't think it was part of the "hooker" experience for obvious reasons.

So glad I'm a girl and I don't have to pay for sex! Whew!!!!

Colmike9 06-22-2016 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 20981506)
seriously?

I adore your posts/your presence here MMG but this is so off point.

Live session sex workers have private life partners too that they protect along with themselves, and are generally aware of basic hygiene.

It's also not all that uncommon for escort clients to dine at the Y

On a pragmatic tip, most also use protection for all sex acts

Those that don't tend to be the most vulnerable/low end. They're often not in a place where they can manage their own long-term stability and safety, let alone anyone else's

Were I in that place I'd resent the fuck out of peeps like you or me judging them for not having our access to support and resources and love and all the ish that gets us through each day

you and I esp considering the nature of our own work which is a bite from the same apple.

The whole disease-ridden/cum-filled whore stereotype ish isn't fair and for real chica so far beneath ya. you realize the peeps inclined to your post would paint us with the same brush in a heartbeat, right?

Love ya anyways, just this was a wtf thing I had to address

peace and nuff respect

I agree with both of you. It's normally fine for a "regular" hooker, but.. they can get pretty nasty if they're the ones needing money for drugs, fucking one guy, then when he's done and walking out the door, another comes in...

beerptrol 06-22-2016 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20978278)

Is that Iran or ISIS hanging the statue for being gay?

BaldBastard 06-22-2016 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 20981824)
Is that Iran or ISIS hanging the statue for being gay?

That's Hollywood in action, well the Bush Government propaganda side of it.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 06-22-2016 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 20981644)
I agree with both of you. It's normally fine for a "regular" hooker, but.. they can get pretty nasty if they're the ones needing money for drugs, fucking one guy, then when he's done and walking out the door, another comes in...


That's what I tend to think of when I hear the term "hooker".

If he said companion then I wouldn't have made a bitter beer face. I expect her to charge a whole lot more, and fuck a whole lot less.

*shrugs* I have no freeking idea man. :pimp

ironwebmaster 06-23-2016 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20981419)
She told me she was just starting her shift so :Oh crap ... I'm an empiricist.

This one made my day

_Richard_ 06-23-2016 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20981419)
She told me she was just starting her shift so :Oh crap ... I'm an empiricist.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://i.imgur.com/Njk2O02.gif

NatalieMojoHost 06-23-2016 04:30 AM

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_Richard_ 06-23-2016 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 20981842)
That's Hollywood in action, well the Bush Government propaganda side of it.

no, that's our intrepid allies removing all references to communism.

CaptainHowdy 06-23-2016 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 20982391)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://i.imgur.com/Njk2O02.gif

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.n...f1d87b62ae94f1

Brian8377 06-23-2016 08:46 AM

Clearly you are doing it wrong. I remember when I first started I would wonder if she was having an orgasm, She just said it feels good but she didn't know if she ever had one or not. One fine day she flipped the fuck out in a good way and was wanting sex at least 5 times or more a day. I'm talking at least an hour each time and to the point I was getting tired of it. That is how you know she is getting fucked the right way. She would ride me in just the right way and would yell if I wasn't hard enough. She would do anything to have that O. It was kinda scary. The pressure I was under LOL
Eating the pussy works the same way. Once you do it right you can't shake them off

ironwebmaster 06-23-2016 09:42 AM

Brian got mad skillz though

VikingMan 06-23-2016 01:16 PM

I used to love eating pussy until I found out you can get throat cancer from HPV infected whores.

CaptainHowdy 06-23-2016 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian8377 (Post 20982928)
Clearly you are doing it wrong. I remember when I first started I would wonder if she was having an orgasm, She just said it feels good but she didn't know if she ever had one or not. One fine day she flipped the fuck out in a good way and was wanting sex at least 5 times or more a day. I'm talking at least an hour each time and to the point I was getting tired of it. That is how you know she is getting fucked the right way. She would ride me in just the right way and would yell if I wasn't hard enough. She would do anything to have that O. It was kinda scary. The pressure I was under LOL
Eating the pussy works the same way. Once you do it right you can't shake them off

I can almost fap to this post, Brian ...

Colmike9 06-23-2016 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20983519)
I used to love eating pussy until I found out you can get throat cancer from HPV infected whores.

Just about everyone has some kind of HPV, you just don't know it yet.. And not all kinds cause cancer, more often a high risk strain will give a woman cervical cancer than a guy getting throat cancer.. :upsidedow

AMDWarrior 06-23-2016 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20983519)
I used to love eating pussy until I found out you can get throat cancer from HPV infected whores.



Like gspot?

xxxjay 06-23-2016 07:48 PM

So do / some don't

Then again, it all depends on your technique

I eat pussy like a lesbian

JamesM83 06-23-2016 09:39 PM

My ex absolutely loved oral... Giving it but especially receiving it but I fucking hated it :/


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