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Struggle4Bucks 07-28-2016 06:46 PM

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sirkonstantine 07-28-2016 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 21057844)
why didn't they keep this ship ? it's hard to sink...

I was never in the Navy (I was in the Army) but, knowing how the DoD operates, I'm guessing the following:

* It was out of date and no longer battle effective - this it was slated for decommissioning.
* Top brass decided that it'll be better to use the ship as a training exercise.
* The ship was configured so that it'll last as long as possible for the exercise so that all ships, submarines, planes, etc participating in the exercise could fulfill their mission. This meant that all compartment doors were locked, which would make it harder to sink.
* The fire would be controlled. Like, one ship fires, they watch the projectile, measure the effect, and adjust fire. It'll be awhile between shots and the other ships would have to wait. It's not like they're bombarding the target ship endlessly for 12 hours before it sunk. It would be more like a ship fires a shot, an hour goes by, another ship fires another shot, and another hour goes by, etc. The DoD is getting as much information out of the exercise as possible.

Someone said this was a waste of tax payer money. It isn't. There was a staff who sat there and did the math to figure out how much it'll cost, how much money is in the budget for the year, and whether it'll be worth it. If it was a waste, they wouldn't have done it.

Horatio Caine 07-28-2016 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21066859)
What does america have against asians? Serious questions being asked here...you either cold wared the fuck or invaded and bombed the fuck out of everybody except india...the brits starved india tho ROR!

Your country sure has some serious beef with asia...maybe its you guys who are the assholes? ROR! Give it some thought...

Liberated every island from Java to Guam..
Here is a list of Serbian victorious voyages...


http://previews.123rf.com/images/bia...tock-Photo.jpg

pimpmaster9000 07-29-2016 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior (Post 21066916)
Have you considered that that was the goal?

so whats up with the hate for asians?...the USA really really really hates asisa shit you dropped more bombs than ww1 and ww2 combined on them....

serious question...

just a punk 07-29-2016 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 21066994)

Blondes are so.. blondes ;)









If your future wife can make you a borsch, it's nice but it's not enough if she can't fix a jammed AK-47 when it's needed ;)

Just another day in Russian Hogwarts:




Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 12:31 PM


just a punk 07-29-2016 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068671)

Which one is Olga and which one is Sveltana? Сцуко, твои соски жгут. Женился бы ты на нормальных :1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068707)
Which one is Olga and which one is Sveltana? Сцуко, твои соски жгут. Женился бы ты на нормальных :1orglaugh

No idea, you tell me. And why did they kick you of the wedding, Boris?
That kid sure put a nice punt on you face.

just a punk 07-29-2016 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068716)
No idea, you tell me. And why did they kick you of the wedding, Boris?

Are you asking me? C'mon, clown. Those are your own "ex-wife" and her mom who have used you like a rag. Enjoy it loser :winkwink:

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068734)
Asking me? Those are your "ex-wife" and her mom who have used you like a rag. Enjoy it loser :winkwink:

My ex never lived in a dump like that. She was born and raised in Sacramento, CA. This is your crib Boris. Stop acting stupid. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


just a punk 07-29-2016 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068746)
My ex never lived in a dump like that. She was born and raised in Sacramento, CA.

Sacra where? Sacra what?

https://www.wordans.ca/wvc-132400294...112746_340.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:09 PM

Boris, would you ask your kid to trade his favorite wall rug for new set of Lego and Sams Club super sized box of snickers bars?
I want one of those so bad.

http://i.imgur.com/ZTn0Tjk.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068749)

yes, its a city in N. California with GDP twice the size of your country :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Their Basketball team sucks but still brings in more money than your entire Lada manufacturing plant.


Where can i get one? I want mine in this sexy dirt-orange color

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...24_468x286.jpg

just a punk 07-29-2016 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068752)
Boris, would you ask your kid to trade his favorite wall rug

So is that your kid? A poor boy :( I thought you have a daughter

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c3/c37ec...643e37127d.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068761)
Where can i get one? I want mine in this sexy dirt-orange color

You can get it just easily if you have the time machine.

https://m5son.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/old-ford.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068764)
So is that your kid? A poor boy :( I thought you have a daughter

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c3/c37ec...643e37127d.jpg



You can get it just easily if you have a time machine.

No, mine is freshman in college running on a track team and lacrosse.
How's your kid doing in Wall Rug designing University of South West Moscow? Straight A? He has a bright future ahead of him.

http://www.rostovnews.net/wp-content...48808017_n.jpg

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/probo...247684_900.jpg

just a punk 07-29-2016 01:26 PM

I'm staring to love this thread :) Tomorrow you;ll get sober (I hople), but now you are very amusing clown :winkwink:

Sarn 07-29-2016 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068749)

mento :1orglaugh
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Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068779)
I'm staring to love this thread :) Tomorrow you;ll get sober, but now you are very amusing :winkwink:

Based on you gibberish english your party is in a full swing already Boris.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Say hi to your wife Svetlana and get her some Mary Kay.. shit.. no Mary Kay can fix that.


https://pp.vk.me/c622125/v622125757/...6ntfUtzMW8.jpg

Sarn 07-29-2016 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068761)


Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 21068782)


Guess which one is Sacramento :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


http://www.bergelectric.com/wp-conte...Sacramento.jpg


http://www.mir74.ru/uploads/posts/20...l6g9o8bagy.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 21068800)

I love Lada's.

http://www.bullshift.net/data/images.../rob-autos.jpg

just a punk 07-29-2016 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068809)

Yep. Germany is cool w/o any doubts, but the USA doesn't look good in comparison. Here is Russian Lada of 2009:

http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-shared/dims...daconceptc.jpg

And how is it worse to the US piece of shit from your picture above? Yes, Germans and Italians can make super cars, but there is nothing to be proud of for Russian and American car industry. You suck the same German cock - losers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068797)
Say hi to your wife Svetlana

Excuse me clown, but Svetlena is a mother of a prostitute Olga who is your own ex-wife. Sorry man, but I have no relationship to the both. Have never even touched them with a finger (I hope) :winkwink:

Sarn 07-29-2016 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068803)

this :1orglaugh
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Sarn 07-29-2016 01:37 PM

Horatio this astana kazahstan :1orglaugh
http://paradiseintheworld.com/wp-con...ana-europe.jpg
https://airastana.com/portals/6/Dest...tanaDGWide.jpg
http://investinastana.kz/sites/defau...stana-city.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068812)
Excuse me clown, but Svetlena is a mother of a prostitute Olga who is your own ex-wife. Sorry man, but I have no relationship to the both. Have never even touched them with a finger (I hope) :winkwink:

Now thats not nice calling your own wife a prostitute Boris. :1orglaugh
How much vodka have you had to drink so far?

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Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:43 PM

And?
How is it that neither you or Boris ever post pictures of your own 2 bedroom apartment but use some glamoured out pictures from promo booklets.
Lets see your house, son. Give us a little tour :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_or...6/0/585068.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:46 PM

I want one of those. Russian 3d picture of Vlad :1orglaugh

http://tvk6.ru/upload/cover/afanasye...%20portret.jpg

just a punk 07-29-2016 01:49 PM

Ok then :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sarn 07-29-2016 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068857)
And?
How is it that neither you or Boris ever post pictures of your own 2 bedroom apartment and use some glamoured out pictures from promo booklets.
Lets see your house, son. Give us a little tour :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_or...6/0/585068.jpg

if you look at your mortgage debt
you will understand that the house is not your :1orglaugh

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 21068884)
if you look at your mortgage debt
you will understand that the house is not your :1orglaugh

I own 4 rental properties besides the one I live in. Zero debt. :1orglaugh
I hear mortgage rates in Russia are in double digits. Think its around 4% here. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Are you going to show us your "house" now?

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068881)
Ok then :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


This is how 90% of Russia looks like making trailer parks look like paradise.

http://www.ljplus.ru/img/z/a/zabyg18/viborg06.jpg

Horatio Caine 07-29-2016 01:59 PM

Lets take a little tour. This is the city in Russia where I spent 2+ months.

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/57.6...02!2d57.635182


Depressing.
But boys, I have to go now. Got to get ready for my fishing trip tonight.

just a punk 07-29-2016 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068908)

Much better than 100% of your trailer parks ($2K for an "apartment" on ebay). Especially because those Khruskevkas are 100% free for their owners after the privatization of 90's (yes, I said it clear: they are FREE). Those low level houses have a central heating system, gas, electricity, canalization, hot and cold water, TV/Internet etc. They can stand -40C winters and they won't be blown away by a hurricane because they made of reinforced concrete. You can only dream about something like this.

If you think we have no storms in Russia, you are so wrong. Just a few days ago we had a storm in Moscow. About 300 trees were blown away and 20 cars were damaged. How many houses were harmed? Zero.

Sarn 07-29-2016 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068899)
I own 4 rental properties besides the one I live in. Zero debt. :1orglaugh
I hear mortgage rates in Russia are in double digits. Think its around 4% here. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Are you going to show us your "house" now?

i rent apartment
http://cs630919.vk.me/v630919442/3d494/c2HRZvdKdfQ.jpg

Sarn 07-29-2016 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 21068917)
But boys, I have to go now. Got to get ready for my fishing trip tonight.

0,45 :1orglaugh


just a punk 07-29-2016 02:42 PM

If your wife will got blind and you want her to fix your Kalashnikov (yeah it has jammed again), will she be able to do so? That's what we have the elementary school for :winkwink:


Nitzer Ebb 07-29-2016 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 21068926)
Much better than 100% of your trailer parks ($2K for an "apartment" on ebay). Especially because those Khruskevkas are 100% free for their owners after the privatization of 90's (yes, I said it clear: they are FREE). Those low level houses have a central heating system, gas, electricity, canalization, hot and cold water, TV/Internet etc. They can stand -40C winters and they won't be blown away by a hurricane because they made of reinforced concrete. You can only dream about something like this.

If you think we have no storms in Russia, you are so wrong. Just a few days ago we had a storm in Moscow. About 300 trees were blown away and 20 cars were damaged. How many houses were harmed? Zero.

What a dump. In Norway we have houses with its own heating system and - 45 C. They look like place you actually would want to live. This shit looks like its from 1943 Nazi camps.
And if you had a real storm like they had in US few years ago, Katrina, it would have blown away roofs off warehouses, stadiums and other commercial building. You geographical location does not have anything close to what some other countries have to go through.

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/fbac5eb9a6...ark-d5ck1w.jpg

pimpmaster9000 07-29-2016 04:00 PM

google eastern european girls, go to images...

then google USA girls...

keep your wood houses LOL :pimp

Sarn 07-29-2016 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitzer Ebb (Post 21069073)
In Norway we have houses with its own heating system and - 45 C.
http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/fbac5eb9a6...ark-d5ck1w.jpg

balcony for beauty? in -45 C :)

Nitzer Ebb 07-29-2016 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 21069133)
google eastern european girls, go to images...

then google USA girls...

keep your wood houses LOL :pimp

I can go to any brothel or strip club in Western Europe, Asia, Middle East and S. America and see them shaking their asses in hopes of one day finding rich sugar daddy. Most die of OD or get thrown out after few years. Never met Scandinavian or American girl doing it.

US rave party

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5460/9...b4cca464_z.jpg

Serbian party

http://disco.bg/ndbg/uploads/parties...97099.2781.jpg


You be the judge


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