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dokk 05-03-2003 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
I hope you get addicted to GFY and post here more Dokk.

You seem to have a way with the people here.

The force is strong in you.
Even though you are on the verge of a nervous breakdown!!

You're loosin it man! These Swanie fucks are fuckin ya up!

Have JD sue for mental Distress also.

I agree, and that's why I called JD in the middle of the motha fuckin night when most lawyers would tell u to eat shit and took all the time he needed and i wanted so we were clear on everything before proceeding.

So now it's done and all I gotta do is wait for the check.

I'm really not on the edge of a nervous breakdown but am recovering from a severe heat stroke a few days ago when the float sensor on the drip pan under the heat pump malfunctioned... last thing I remember was flipping it to cool when I looked at the therm .. next thing I remember was my wife finding me slumped over the chair unconscious.

Totally uncool but totally cool now cause I've already seen the doc and been checked from asshole to appetite. The appetite part i'm just kidding about, the other part I couldn't see but I can't begin to tell you how much i did NOT enjoy that.

;-)

Brujah 05-03-2003 02:42 AM

The new AMP!

hybrid 05-03-2003 02:44 AM

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The appetite part i'm just kidding about, the other part I couldn't see but I can't begin to tell you how much i did NOT enjoy that.
:1orglaugh

dokk 05-03-2003 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by Brujah
The new AMP!
As in audio amplifier?
Which class?
Commercial, Prosumer or Consumer?
Tube (love em) or Off the shelf?
What brand?

rokk on

capribex 05-03-2003 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by dokk


LOL.. YOU DUMBASS
Can't you read?
I said only a PORTION.
I was a PI for many years.

How many have you?

hehehe... i am the dumbass... mr. PI who gives PART of his security system on the public web...

its like the american army will tell the iraqis we are coming at 3 o'clock through road number 15, next to the bridge. but we won't say what type of tank we will be in! HA! we just gave you PART of the information!

and i am the dumbass...

boneprone - you new business associate will give on the public web PART of the details about your business dealings... cause he is so smart...

dokk 05-03-2003 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by hybrid
:1orglaugh
ICU2!!!!!!

lol.. sorry.. that did suck but it sucked so bad u gotta admit it was kinda funny ;-)

rokk on

dokk 05-03-2003 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by capribex


hehehe... i am the dumbass... mr. PI who gives PART of his security system on the public web...

its like the american army will tell the iraqis we are coming at 3 o'clock through road number 15, next to the bridge. but we won't say what type of tank we will be in! HA! we just gave you PART of the information!

and i am the dumbass...

boneprone - you new business associate will give on the public web PART of the details about your business dealings... cause he is so smart...

Umm.. I'm sorry to disagree with you.. i thought all the tanks were overseas?

Have I been missing some news or were you that person in Hannibal that sat there with the top of the brain cut off while he cooked it and fed it to him?

boneprone 05-03-2003 02:48 AM

what part of the country do you live in?

dokk 05-03-2003 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
what part of the country do you live in?
I live on Lake Sidney Lanier, bout 1hr 10mins from ATL airport heading northeast. You can take a marta train to the last stop on the northeast route that ends in doraville and that's only about 30 mins from my house while u "relax and enjoy the ride"

Hey.. u coming to my bbq?

capribex 05-03-2003 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
what part of the country do you live in?
a PORTION of the answer would be Georgia

boneprone 05-03-2003 02:51 AM

I just sent ya the email again to your good email addresses.
Prety much copied and pasted what I sent ya a few days back.

I hope you find it intresting.

PersianKitty 05-03-2003 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by dokk


LOL.. YOU DUMBASS
Can't you read?
I said only a PORTION.
I was a PI for many years.

How many have you?

hmm.. maybe I need your security system. Someone's been using my circular driveway at odd ours of the night. No reason for a car to come through here (it's not on the main road at all). I've seen it 3 times in the last two weeks. And they black out their lights too boot. Makes me wonder how many times it's happened when I wasn't in my office to see it. If someone was checking out the place to possibly break in, I don't think they'd drive around.

capribex 05-03-2003 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by dokk


Have I been missing some news or were you that person in Hannibal that sat there with the top of the brain cut off while he cooked it and fed it to him?

sorry. i only watch films titled "gretchen and the four getho brothers who wouldn't take no for an answer"

and you are gretchen in those films

boneprone 05-03-2003 02:52 AM

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Originally posted by dokk


I live on Lake Sidney Lanier, bout 1hr 10mins from ATL airport heading northeast. You can take a marta train to the last stop on the northeast route that ends in doraville and that's only about 30 mins from my house while u "relax and enjoy the ride"

Hey.. u coming to my bbq?

no bbq for me bro!

Maybe next time! You are on the other side of the Country man.
Im here in Oregon.

dokk 05-03-2003 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty


hmm.. maybe I need your security system. Someone's been using my circular driveway at odd ours of the night. No reason for a car to come through here (it's not on the main road at all). I've seen it 3 times in the last two weeks. And they black out their lights too boot. Makes me wonder how many times it's happened when I wasn't in my office to see it. If someone was checking out the place to possibly break in, I don't think they'd drive around.


PK,

Why don't you go ahead and give me a call on a special line so I'll know it's you.


Use 770-965-0982

I will be glad to take all the time you need to solve your provlem. It's an easy one compared to some of the shit I've gotten stuck with in the past.

I can't afford to lose my wife and kid.. and we got a kitty too..

smitty the kitty

lol solid black.. saved from the pound kitty ;-)

boneprone 05-03-2003 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty


hmm.. maybe I need your security system. Someone's been using my circular driveway at odd ours of the night. No reason for a car to come through here (it's not on the main road at all). I've seen it 3 times in the last two weeks. And they black out their lights too boot. Makes me wonder how many times it's happened when I wasn't in my office to see it. If someone was checking out the place to possibly break in, I don't think they'd drive around.


hmmm. maybe you need to hire the boneprone family.
We could put pete up in a tree like batman to watch over things.

In fact we could chip in and get em the batman outfit.

He could fly out of the tree when the car comes by with a shout "Im Batman"

that should scare em away.

dokk 05-03-2003 02:54 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone


no bbq for me bro!

Maybe next time! You are on the other side of the Country man.
Im here in Oregon.

Fuck it then, I'll come see you!
Haven't been to oregon since.. fuck I don't remember.
When's best time of year to come?

I don't dig snowing so if you can offer any advice that'd be kewl.

boneprone 05-03-2003 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by dokk


Fuck it then, I'll come see you!
Haven't been to oregon since.. fuck I don't remember.
When's best time of year to come?

I don't dig snowing so if you can offer any advice that'd be kewl.

June-October is good time bro..

Maybe for the Summer AWE. I think it may be in Portland again.

boneprone 05-03-2003 02:56 AM

check your mail when you sober up dokk.
It may be right up your alley.

dokk 05-03-2003 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone


June-October is good time bro..

Maybe for the Summer AWE. I think it may be in Portland again.

kewl
rokk on

PersianKitty 05-03-2003 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by dokk



PK,

Why don't you go ahead and give me a call on a special line so I'll know it's you.


Use 770-965-0982

I will be glad to take all the time you need to solve your provlem. It's an easy one compared to some of the shit I've gotten stuck with in the past.

I can't afford to lose my wife and kid.. and we got a kitty too..

smitty the kitty

lol solid black.. saved from the pound kitty ;-)

It's late here.. early there.. I got a kid asleep in room nearby. Don't want to wake him up with me talking on the phone. The sneaky car just has me bugged. Dunno if it's my ex or what. No problems in my neighborhood with break-ins and I have an alarm system.
I can count on one hand the number of cars that have used my drive as a turnaround in the last 6 years and that's in the daytime. Now at night.. and I'm sure it's the same car each time (newer dark sedan). My brother said I needed to put some sort of nightvision camera to record the driveway. I don't even have a license plate number to give the cops if I called them about it.

hehe.. I hate being paranoid.

dokk 05-03-2003 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk



PK,

Why don't you go ahead and give me a call on a special line so I'll know it's you.


Use 770-965-0982

I will be glad to take all the time you need to solve your provlem. It's an easy one compared to some of the shit I've gotten stuck with in the past.

I can't afford to lose my wife and kid.. and we got a kitty too..

smitty the kitty

lol solid black.. saved from the pound kitty ;-)


Wait!
Don't call yet.
Just email me a pic of the different points of entry from your home. It'll take me a little time but I'll put the whole thing together for you and make it so simple that only if you are unable to understand how to install an "AA" size battery, You can handle it. It's just that easy.

Always,

capribex 05-03-2003 03:00 AM

HEY! Boneprone, Dokk - may I join aswell? I also have some smart insights about the industry and stuff, and can easily partner with you! Please Dokk. I am really nice after you get to know me. I am only a smartass behind a keyboard!

dokk 05-03-2003 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by dokk



Wait!
Don't call yet.
Just email me a pic of the different points of entry from your home. It'll take me a little time but I'll put the whole thing together for you and make it so simple that only if you are unable to understand how to install an "AA" size battery, You can handle it. It's just that easy.

Always,

Woops.
I'm SO sorry.
I did try to get to you in time to tell you not to call though so please gimme a little credit for that.. i was typing as fast as I could and my hands are real swollen..

boneprone 05-03-2003 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by capribex
HEY! Boneprone, Dokk - may I join aswell? I also have some smart insights about the industry and stuff, and can easily partner with you! Please Dokk. I am really nice after you get to know me. I am only a smartass behind a keyboard!
Sure man.
Meet us at the library in 4 hours.
We'll meet ya there!

dokk 05-03-2003 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by capribex
HEY! Boneprone, Dokk - may I join aswell? I also have some smart insights about the industry and stuff, and can easily partner with you! Please Dokk. I am really nice after you get to know me. I am only a smartass behind a keyboard!
Then I'd FUCKING LOVE TO MEET YOU!!!
I been called things a lot harsher than smartass and am proud to still be alive lol.

;-)

dokk 05-03-2003 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone


Sure man.
Meet us at the library in 4 hours.
We'll meet ya there!

Absolutely!
Can he make it there in time?
I dunno what your time zone is so i'm lost.
Help me heeeeelllllp... no wait....

I just spotted a spamalope.
Gimme a sec, gonna try to play it fair and place a round right between his eyes at 900yds using only a hard on as a support.

Let ya know in a sec... shhhhh.... I don't want him to get away!

dokk 05-03-2003 03:10 AM

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Originally posted by dokk


Absolutely!
Can he make it there in time?
I dunno what your time zone is so i'm lost.
Help me heeeeelllllp... no wait....

I just spotted a spamalope.
Gimme a sec, gonna try to play it fair and place a round right between his eyes at 900yds using only a hard on as a support.

Let ya know in a sec... shhhhh.... I don't want him to get away!

WOOHOO!!!!
FUCKING DEAD CENTER.
And no I didn't cheat with an illegal load or even use a hollowpoint unless the hollowpoint you refer to is my dick which i believe i stated clearly i intended to use as a support..


ROFL... ;-))

U GUYZ FUKKING ROKK

capribex 05-03-2003 03:10 AM

Dokk, you forgot the early warning systems for the hardon... I am right behind you!

BOO!

Anyway, boneprone/dokk, why meet at the library when at least one of us (me) can't read????

Lets just meet at the paint ball arcade for laughs.

mule 05-03-2003 03:12 AM

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Originally posted by dokk
Each zone is equipped with auto switching color/bw infrared waterproof (down to 500m) cameras that get a gorgeous picture even in pitch black of night. The day pic ain't so bad either.

The entire system is integrated into a matrix that i designed myself using commercial grade modulators (holland), I tri multiplexed through a hacked Replay unit (look up replay hacking project on google) and I have a pair of 150giggers in there that will record real time multiple camera angles of EVERYTHING that goes on the outside perimeter of the whole place.

Dammit man, hook that shit up to Voyeurdorm and make bank!

dokk 05-03-2003 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by mule


Dammit man, hook that shit up to Voyeurdorm and make bank!

Don't have to.
Don't want to.
The best shit goes to the people I've agreed never to discuss the matter with.
Any 2nd gen item however is usually in stock at all times so if you got a paypal acct just decide how much u want to spend and I can make anything work.

mule 05-03-2003 03:25 AM

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Originally posted by dokk
Don't have to.
Don't want to.
The best shit goes to the people I've agreed never to discuss the matter with.
Any 2nd gen item however is usually in stock at all times so if you got a paypal acct just decide how much u want to spend and I can make anything work.

heh, you always totally confuddle me.
And my paypal acct is empty after ordering your thing the other day :)

dokk 05-03-2003 03:51 AM

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Originally posted by mule

heh, you always totally confuddle me.
And my paypal acct is empty after ordering your thing the other day :)


Look... if there's every anything you really need, don't worry about paypal being empty.

Your credit is good with me and that's all I give a shit about.
Just because I can.

lol ;-)

Jakke PNG 05-03-2003 03:55 AM

I've forgotten to pay my electric bill. I got it in january I think. The good thing about living in a 1st world country with cold climate is that they're not allowed to cut my electricity (since I could freeze). :)

I think I'll go pay it now.

Toker 05-03-2003 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by dokk
It is my opinion that Sawnee EMC SUCKS ASS.

For the past three days they have tried to break into the studio office upstars and not downstairs. There are even different addresss at each, i've padlocked the gate for now, the only reason they got as far as they did was the gardener was cleaning up trash in the front yard otherwise my dog would've eatin that stupid north georgia raisin fuckhead alive. And once a chow gets a hold of you they can be nasty fuckers.

Mr. J.D. Obenberger and Associates will be reprenting myself, ALBUMSIDE.COM and certain other parties and individuals I am not at liberty to discuss at this time.

JD can't lose because those knuckleheads at Sawnee have already provided everything he needs and don't even know it yet.

The first guy refused to identify himself. Then he after several polite and repeated requests and making it quite clear that the upstairs and downstairs were two totally seperate entities actually owned by some umm.. adult companies and some companies that I have signed agreements to never reveal the nature of work I do for.

Then the second guy came out. Saw him pass by the house, my pir zone 4 sensor went off so i checked that cam and managed to walk to the driveway before he could get away, i gave him the come back here gesture with my finger .. he put it in reverse.

Clearly marked on side of truck SAWNEE EMC.
I identified my self clearly as being the one in charge of all this stuff up here which you can't even put a price tag on there have been so many yrs invested in.

And to top it all off.. I got multiple camera shots of everything that went along with the audio, phone call records, sawnee's own records and lord i forget how many laws they've repeated broken. The last guy that just walked in scared the shit out of me cause I was on air and can't hear when I have headphones on.. so fuck if he hadn't hit so hard on the door he could've cut my throat and that'd be the last anyone would've ever heard of me.

I'm sure that might make somebody happy but i hope not.

Anyway.. even called them back a few minutes ago they promised me they'd have it taken care of right away, had head of security and some other guy i dunno and me on a three way discussing the whole problem and that I had agreed that I'd take care of my end if they'd just do theirs.

Well they didint'.. they didn't even bother to call my wife to try to collect a debt that wasn't owed because of.. oh my goodness i bet you'lll never guess.. a check she forgot to write.. and I'm sure you all know how quick an electric company will cut u off if you don't pay immediately or they .. um. .. cut your power isn't that right?

Well gee.. that means that all the shows I do.. all my customers.. my listeners.. and partners in Albumside.com and Webmasterlive.com etc... at my going rate of a standard 250.00 an hr... and at last call which was an hour ago to see if they had resolved it yet... and had not.. tried to inform the only available superviser at the time that it was my duty at this point to direct any communicatoins towards Mr. Obenberger as that I had already contacted him and hired him to take my case.

The great thing about it is you and me and everybody else knows there is no way Joe can lose this one, he doesn't even have to come to georgia! All he has to decide is how much they're willing to settle out of court for and I'm gonna leave that totally up to him.

I warned em... some people.. just don't fucking listen.. and even though I have lived in GA for over 30 yrs I must say at this point I am ashamed of myself and every single individual who ever chose or were forced to use what is in my opinion THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE DUMBASS GO FUCKYOURSELF WITH A BRROMSTICK COUNTRY HICK IDIOTS I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.

YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCKING MORONS.

Time's up for you Sawnee EMC
And it's time to pay the piper.. and the attorney and the one certain person who above all others and except god and my wife and family has ALWAYS been a friend to me. ALWAYS AS IN FUCKING ALWAYS.

So I guess the question is...

What the hell do I do now with an Electric Company?

I can't even use a vacuum cleaner lol.

Thanks for taking the case Joe, U ROKK!!

If anybody else needs the BEST BAR NONE KICK SOME MOTHA FUCKIN ASS TELL U NO LIES ATTY IN THE WORLD AND I FUCKING MEAN IT

Contact Joe

http://www.xxxlaw.net/

http://130.89.160.183/jig/fora/whocares.jpg

dokk 05-03-2003 04:08 AM

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Originally posted by Toker
http://130.89.160.183/jig/fora/whocares.jpg
Cool pic!
Show me the rest of your family!

lol, dumass

Toker 05-03-2003 04:10 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
oh.. Its a security system?
I hope it works without power..LOL

dokk 05-03-2003 04:13 AM

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Originally posted by Toker

I hope it works without power..LOL

As a matter of fact it does. Not just one but multiple backups.
Would you like me to list them in order you clueless fuck?

what a fool.. u may want to stop.. cause you jumped in the wrong sandpile if you want to play with me.

cause i'll bet you i can bury you quicker than you can bury me.

so put up or shut up.

I'll put up 1000 cash to be held by a third party.
We'll film it.
I'll make a mil at least.

dokk 05-03-2003 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


As a matter of fact it does. Not just one but multiple backups.
Would you like me to list them in order you clueless fuck?

what a fool.. u may want to stop.. cause you jumped in the wrong sandpile if you want to play with me.

cause i'll bet you i can bury you quicker than you can bury me.

so put up or shut up.

I'll put up 1000 cash to be held by a third party.
We'll film it.
I'll make a mil at least.

Um.. did you not catch my offer?
I wanted to make sure you got a chance at 1000 cash.
If you're alredy flush and don't need it just say so!

jeez...

Gutterboy 05-03-2003 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by dokk


You wouldn't believe me but I'll go ahead and tell you anyway. The entire premises is surrounded by PIR sensors in different zones that let me know exactly whehther it's a car person and automatically is programmed not to activate on any animal going by etc.

So I know which direction they're coming from which kicks on a monitor and camera for that particular zone.

Each zone is equipped with auto switching color/bw infrared waterproof (down to 500m) cameras that get a gorgeous picture even in pitch black of night. The day pic ain't so bad either.

The entire system is integrated into a matrix that i designed myself using commercial grade modulators (holland), I tri multiplexed through a hacked Replay unit (look up replay hacking project on google) and I have a pair of 150giggers in there that will record real time multiple camera angles of EVERYTHING that goes on the outside perimeter of the whole place.

This is fed back into the already existing cable provided by.. shit.. whoever the dumbasses were that put in my cable way back and tromped all over my brand new carpet with their muddy ass boots.. DAMMIT and they even drilled holes through my electrical lines.

Any guess as to why I switched to Dish Network?
I'll only give ya one lol. ;-)

Anyway.. that's only a portion of the system.. the entire thing is computer controlled by a system i designed and built myself.

If an alarm goes off all I have to do is pick up the phone, press the pound sign and it will tell me what exactly is going on from the temperature, a rapisit, robber or whatever I want it to in very understandable computer english (latest microsoft codecs, i'm on their beta team)

And the sweetest part of it all is that I can do all that with a tiny little Motorola umm.. I think it's a T200 a little red pager thing with a teeensy little keyboard. You type on it with your thumbs.

Takes a little practice but once u get good with it it's easy and fun.

I can control everything in thte house from temp to lights (even dim by percentage increments) and have it all done by all kinds of automatic ways from just telling it to to sending it a little email on my little pager.

And jeez.. that's just the security portion... i'm pooped.

lol...

nitey!

You are a fucking kook.

quiet 05-03-2003 04:42 AM

lol

dokk 05-03-2003 04:44 AM

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Originally posted by Gutterboy


You are a fucking kook.

So you saw me on Iron Chef?
WooHoo!
I wasn't fucking, i was slicing a giant cucumber.
I can understand that even with their gear people can still make mistakes.

rokk on

Gunni 05-03-2003 05:09 AM

This is great stuff!
I´m hungover, and nothing is as soothing as reading about other peoples problems :)

I got about an hour to kill, so keep it coming!

Dokk, where can I listen to your radio show on the net? (I´m to lazy at the moment to find out my self)

Gunni 05-03-2003 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I've forgotten to pay my electric bill. I got it in january I think. The good thing about living in a 1st world country with cold climate is that they're not allowed to cut my electricity (since I could freeze). :)

I think I'll go pay it now.

That is the only good thing about it, I´m from Iceland, and I´d rather be here in Spain with out electricity than freasing my ass of there + the bear is dead cheap here :glugglug

helis 05-03-2003 05:31 AM

hey dok your house sounds fucking insane lol i wanted to do shit like that but the woman said no......how did you get around the wife ? lol

next time i get 5mins spare i'm gonna give you a call. i've listened to you for 3 years on albumside and never actually had the time to chat :) i'm sure it'd be a cool experience :) anyway keep up the good work and dont let other fuckers stress you man its not worth the hassle

Mat

funkmaster 05-03-2003 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by dokk


Not you obviously since you don't understand so why don't you just shut the fuck up and find some other playpen to shit in.

All the best,

... I open you´re skull and take a deep shit inside ... will brighten up your brain for sure !

Mutt 05-03-2003 05:58 AM

i know you're a gadget and technology geek but why do you have your house set up with all this surveillance and security gadgetry like you were some evil genius Bond character?

what is your beef with Sawnee EMC? What are you going to sue them over?

dokk 05-03-2003 06:24 AM

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Originally posted by Mutt
i know you're a gadget and technology geek but why do you have your house set up with all this surveillance and security gadgetry like you were some evil genius Bond character?

what is your beef with Sawnee EMC? What are you going to sue them over?

If you can give me 1 single legal reason why I should tell you anything at all I will answer Immediately.

Otherwise, fuck off.

That should be clear enough.


rokk on

dokk 05-03-2003 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


If you can give me 1 single legal reason why I should tell you anything at all I will answer Immediately.

Otherwise, fuck off.

That should be clear enough.


rokk on

I'll wait all day on your answer if you wish, just let me know when you want to drop this and stop before you make a big mistake.

otherwise

rokk on

dokk 05-03-2003 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dokk


I'll wait all day on your answer if you wish, just let me know when you want to drop this and stop before you make a big mistake.

otherwise

rokk on


anybody home?
come on don't make me wait, i really would enjoy ripping you to pieces before i call it a fully successful morning..

so i'll keep waiting till i hear from you...


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