dokk carm down dude if you wanna live to be one of those annoying old dudes who say "in my day..." you gotta learn to just say fuck it :)

hey BTW if ya ever plan on coming to sydney look me up i'll show you the sites :)

Mat

Ah, cool, you had me worried there for a sec. What I really need is the means to hack into the VLA and Seti and to wideband my camgirls to Alpha Centauri, but there are a few minor bugs to do with warping space/time that I still need to iron out. I'll keep you posted :)

if he needs to go to Sydney to see your sites, there's something fundamentally wrong with the way you interpret the internet
*grin*

hell, instead of arguing with the phone company trying to cut you off, the first thing you should have done is put a foot in your wife's ass for "forgetting" to pay the bill.

I'd be like "What the fuck are you living in my house and you can't even fucking remember to pay the electric bill"? ...Then I would say "This hick town is already trying to figure out a way to shut me down, so we NEED to keep on top of our utilities, hosting, etc. so that we don't give assholes a reason to KEEP FUCKING US!!".

After a few more curses and maybe a slap or two, I would conclude in my foot in ass session by saying "Thanks to you, I'm having a fucking nervous breakdown and it has me babbling to the whole world my problems!!".

Then he may end up with an ex-wife that stalks him to the end of earth and will try to throw him in county :)

sum it on three words please

hehe that was a very sad joke but hey i still laughed so bravo
:thumbsup

HeHe, at least I can make a pot of coffee and read my bank statment at night without a candle.....
http://130.89.160.183/jig/fora/dumbfuck.jpg

Damn Dokk has had more drama in his life this week than I've had the past year. Nice work.

What the hell did he say? did his Att advise hime to put that post up?

don't pay elictric bill = no power.

any questions einstien Van damm?

That's what it looks like to me also. This dokk dude, seems to not pay for electricity, or hosting, yet seems to think the world owes him something ?? ......
things that make you go hummmmmmmmmm??

Sorry to hear you are having such a hard time Dokk!
BoneProne is your man if you need anyone "taken care of" ;)

*hugs*

cutie

How about that yoo are making us curious by telling us bits, but not the whole thing. So we understand a little bit, but not the whole thing it self! (I´m drunk again...fuck hang overs!!!)

You type exactly like Serge Oprano. Coincidence?

You rokk dokk!!!

Guess you'll keep us posted huh? Best of luck. :thumbsup

Can't wait to see how this ends... has it ended yet?

B
P.S. How about now?

Ah Laura the boneprone family shaw cutie.

I totally don't understand. Not at all...

Is he hearing the same things other ppl hear, or did he forget to take his medicine for the last week or so?

Just joking, it is an interesting thread, kinda like a mystery-riddle. Do we win something if we solve it??

Adult Site Traffic
Big Traffic Sale !

Deep breath and exhale.......now that's better

Dokk has asked me to post here confirming our association and I am delighted to do so. I am honored to have Dokk as both a friend and client. He is a man of exceptional personal integrity and sincerity. (Even if his posts tend to be a bit on the long side.)

J. D. Obenberger
Attorney at Law
Chicago

maybe this will work better for you

http://www.qsl.net/kc2ufo/6.jpg

When your security system outdoes that of most world terrorists you know that you are living in a little too much fear..

The old american fear machine working its magic.. In Canada we don't even lock our doors.. wonder why our murder rate is about 5 times less per capita, maybe killers and robbers just don't get a kick out of it when we make it so easy for them..

hmmm..

yes but how much do you pay per email and are there deductions?

thanks

I hate hicks too... I really need to get out of the south someday...

Ya really wtf is going on.

they needin :helpme