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dokk 05-03-2003 03:23 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by mule


Dammit man, hook that shit up to Voyeurdorm and make bank!
Don't have to.
Don't want to.
The best shit goes to the people I've agreed never to discuss the matter with.
Any 2nd gen item however is usually in stock at all times so if you got a paypal acct just decide how much u want to spend and I can make anything work.

mule 05-03-2003 03:25 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk
Don't have to.
Don't want to.
The best shit goes to the people I've agreed never to discuss the matter with.
Any 2nd gen item however is usually in stock at all times so if you got a paypal acct just decide how much u want to spend and I can make anything work.
heh, you always totally confuddle me.
And my paypal acct is empty after ordering your thing the other day :)

dokk 05-03-2003 03:51 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by mule

heh, you always totally confuddle me.
And my paypal acct is empty after ordering your thing the other day :)

Look... if there's every anything you really need, don't worry about paypal being empty.

Your credit is good with me and that's all I give a shit about.
Just because I can.

lol ;-)

Jakke PNG 05-03-2003 03:55 AM
I've forgotten to pay my electric bill. I got it in january I think. The good thing about living in a 1st world country with cold climate is that they're not allowed to cut my electricity (since I could freeze). :)

I think I'll go pay it now.

Toker 05-03-2003 04:04 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk
It is my opinion that Sawnee EMC SUCKS ASS.

For the past three days they have tried to break into the studio office upstars and not downstairs. There are even different addresss at each, i've padlocked the gate for now, the only reason they got as far as they did was the gardener was cleaning up trash in the front yard otherwise my dog would've eatin that stupid north georgia raisin fuckhead alive. And once a chow gets a hold of you they can be nasty fuckers.

Mr. J.D. Obenberger and Associates will be reprenting myself, ALBUMSIDE.COM and certain other parties and individuals I am not at liberty to discuss at this time.

JD can't lose because those knuckleheads at Sawnee have already provided everything he needs and don't even know it yet.

The first guy refused to identify himself. Then he after several polite and repeated requests and making it quite clear that the upstairs and downstairs were two totally seperate entities actually owned by some umm.. adult companies and some companies that I have signed agreements to never reveal the nature of work I do for.

Then the second guy came out. Saw him pass by the house, my pir zone 4 sensor went off so i checked that cam and managed to walk to the driveway before he could get away, i gave him the come back here gesture with my finger .. he put it in reverse.

Clearly marked on side of truck SAWNEE EMC.
I identified my self clearly as being the one in charge of all this stuff up here which you can't even put a price tag on there have been so many yrs invested in.

And to top it all off.. I got multiple camera shots of everything that went along with the audio, phone call records, sawnee's own records and lord i forget how many laws they've repeated broken. The last guy that just walked in scared the shit out of me cause I was on air and can't hear when I have headphones on.. so fuck if he hadn't hit so hard on the door he could've cut my throat and that'd be the last anyone would've ever heard of me.

I'm sure that might make somebody happy but i hope not.

Anyway.. even called them back a few minutes ago they promised me they'd have it taken care of right away, had head of security and some other guy i dunno and me on a three way discussing the whole problem and that I had agreed that I'd take care of my end if they'd just do theirs.

Well they didint'.. they didn't even bother to call my wife to try to collect a debt that wasn't owed because of.. oh my goodness i bet you'lll never guess.. a check she forgot to write.. and I'm sure you all know how quick an electric company will cut u off if you don't pay immediately or they .. um. .. cut your power isn't that right?

Well gee.. that means that all the shows I do.. all my customers.. my listeners.. and partners in Albumside.com and Webmasterlive.com etc... at my going rate of a standard 250.00 an hr... and at last call which was an hour ago to see if they had resolved it yet... and had not.. tried to inform the only available superviser at the time that it was my duty at this point to direct any communicatoins towards Mr. Obenberger as that I had already contacted him and hired him to take my case.

The great thing about it is you and me and everybody else knows there is no way Joe can lose this one, he doesn't even have to come to georgia! All he has to decide is how much they're willing to settle out of court for and I'm gonna leave that totally up to him.

I warned em... some people.. just don't fucking listen.. and even though I have lived in GA for over 30 yrs I must say at this point I am ashamed of myself and every single individual who ever chose or were forced to use what is in my opinion THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE DUMBASS GO FUCKYOURSELF WITH A BRROMSTICK COUNTRY HICK IDIOTS I HAVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE.

YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID FUCKING MORONS.

Time's up for you Sawnee EMC
And it's time to pay the piper.. and the attorney and the one certain person who above all others and except god and my wife and family has ALWAYS been a friend to me. ALWAYS AS IN FUCKING ALWAYS.

So I guess the question is...

What the hell do I do now with an Electric Company?

I can't even use a vacuum cleaner lol.

Thanks for taking the case Joe, U ROKK!!

If anybody else needs the BEST BAR NONE KICK SOME MOTHA FUCKIN ASS TELL U NO LIES ATTY IN THE WORLD AND I FUCKING MEAN IT

Contact Joe

http://www.xxxlaw.net/
http://130.89.160.183/jig/fora/whocares.jpg

dokk 05-03-2003 04:08 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Toker
http://130.89.160.183/jig/fora/whocares.jpg
Cool pic!
Show me the rest of your family!

lol, dumass

Toker 05-03-2003 04:10 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by boneprone
oh.. Its a security system?
I hope it works without power..LOL

dokk 05-03-2003 04:13 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Toker

I hope it works without power..LOL
As a matter of fact it does. Not just one but multiple backups.
Would you like me to list them in order you clueless fuck?

what a fool.. u may want to stop.. cause you jumped in the wrong sandpile if you want to play with me.

cause i'll bet you i can bury you quicker than you can bury me.

so put up or shut up.

I'll put up 1000 cash to be held by a third party.
We'll film it.
I'll make a mil at least.

dokk 05-03-2003 04:34 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk


As a matter of fact it does. Not just one but multiple backups.
Would you like me to list them in order you clueless fuck?

what a fool.. u may want to stop.. cause you jumped in the wrong sandpile if you want to play with me.

cause i'll bet you i can bury you quicker than you can bury me.

so put up or shut up.

I'll put up 1000 cash to be held by a third party.
We'll film it.
I'll make a mil at least.
Um.. did you not catch my offer?
I wanted to make sure you got a chance at 1000 cash.
If you're alredy flush and don't need it just say so!

jeez...

Gutterboy 05-03-2003 04:40 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk


You wouldn't believe me but I'll go ahead and tell you anyway. The entire premises is surrounded by PIR sensors in different zones that let me know exactly whehther it's a car person and automatically is programmed not to activate on any animal going by etc.

So I know which direction they're coming from which kicks on a monitor and camera for that particular zone.

Each zone is equipped with auto switching color/bw infrared waterproof (down to 500m) cameras that get a gorgeous picture even in pitch black of night. The day pic ain't so bad either.

The entire system is integrated into a matrix that i designed myself using commercial grade modulators (holland), I tri multiplexed through a hacked Replay unit (look up replay hacking project on google) and I have a pair of 150giggers in there that will record real time multiple camera angles of EVERYTHING that goes on the outside perimeter of the whole place.

This is fed back into the already existing cable provided by.. shit.. whoever the dumbasses were that put in my cable way back and tromped all over my brand new carpet with their muddy ass boots.. DAMMIT and they even drilled holes through my electrical lines.

Any guess as to why I switched to Dish Network?
I'll only give ya one lol. ;-)

Anyway.. that's only a portion of the system.. the entire thing is computer controlled by a system i designed and built myself.

If an alarm goes off all I have to do is pick up the phone, press the pound sign and it will tell me what exactly is going on from the temperature, a rapisit, robber or whatever I want it to in very understandable computer english (latest microsoft codecs, i'm on their beta team)

And the sweetest part of it all is that I can do all that with a tiny little Motorola umm.. I think it's a T200 a little red pager thing with a teeensy little keyboard. You type on it with your thumbs.

Takes a little practice but once u get good with it it's easy and fun.

I can control everything in thte house from temp to lights (even dim by percentage increments) and have it all done by all kinds of automatic ways from just telling it to to sending it a little email on my little pager.

And jeez.. that's just the security portion... i'm pooped.

lol...

nitey!
You are a fucking kook.

quiet 05-03-2003 04:42 AM
lol

dokk 05-03-2003 04:44 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Gutterboy


You are a fucking kook.
So you saw me on Iron Chef?
WooHoo!
I wasn't fucking, i was slicing a giant cucumber.
I can understand that even with their gear people can still make mistakes.

rokk on

Gunni 05-03-2003 05:09 AM
This is great stuff!
I´m hungover, and nothing is as soothing as reading about other peoples problems :)

I got about an hour to kill, so keep it coming!

Dokk, where can I listen to your radio show on the net? (I´m to lazy at the moment to find out my self)

Gunni 05-03-2003 05:12 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I've forgotten to pay my electric bill. I got it in january I think. The good thing about living in a 1st world country with cold climate is that they're not allowed to cut my electricity (since I could freeze). :)

I think I'll go pay it now.
That is the only good thing about it, I´m from Iceland, and I´d rather be here in Spain with out electricity than freasing my ass of there + the bear is dead cheap here :glugglug

helis 05-03-2003 05:31 AM
hey dok your house sounds fucking insane lol i wanted to do shit like that but the woman said no......how did you get around the wife ? lol

next time i get 5mins spare i'm gonna give you a call. i've listened to you for 3 years on albumside and never actually had the time to chat :) i'm sure it'd be a cool experience :) anyway keep up the good work and dont let other fuckers stress you man its not worth the hassle

Mat

funkmaster 05-03-2003 05:32 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk


Not you obviously since you don't understand so why don't you just shut the fuck up and find some other playpen to shit in.

All the best,
... I open you´re skull and take a deep shit inside ... will brighten up your brain for sure !

Mutt 05-03-2003 05:58 AM
i know you're a gadget and technology geek but why do you have your house set up with all this surveillance and security gadgetry like you were some evil genius Bond character?

what is your beef with Sawnee EMC? What are you going to sue them over?

dokk 05-03-2003 06:24 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt
i know you're a gadget and technology geek but why do you have your house set up with all this surveillance and security gadgetry like you were some evil genius Bond character?

what is your beef with Sawnee EMC? What are you going to sue them over?
If you can give me 1 single legal reason why I should tell you anything at all I will answer Immediately.

Otherwise, fuck off.

That should be clear enough.


rokk on

dokk 05-03-2003 06:26 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk


If you can give me 1 single legal reason why I should tell you anything at all I will answer Immediately.

Otherwise, fuck off.

That should be clear enough.


rokk on
I'll wait all day on your answer if you wish, just let me know when you want to drop this and stop before you make a big mistake.

otherwise

rokk on

dokk 05-03-2003 06:29 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk


I'll wait all day on your answer if you wish, just let me know when you want to drop this and stop before you make a big mistake.

otherwise

rokk on

anybody home?
come on don't make me wait, i really would enjoy ripping you to pieces before i call it a fully successful morning..

so i'll keep waiting till i hear from you...

helis 05-03-2003 06:33 AM
dokk carm down dude if you wanna live to be one of those annoying old dudes who say "in my day..." you gotta learn to just say fuck it :)

hey BTW if ya ever plan on coming to sydney look me up i'll show you the sites :)

Mat

mule 05-03-2003 06:38 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk



Look... if there's every anything you really need, don't worry about paypal being empty.

Your credit is good with me and that's all I give a shit about.
Just because I can.

lol ;-)
Ah, cool, you had me worried there for a sec. What I really need is the means to hack into the VLA and Seti and to wideband my camgirls to Alpha Centauri, but there are a few minor bugs to do with warping space/time that I still need to iron out. I'll keep you posted :)

mule 05-03-2003 06:40 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by helis
hey BTW if ya ever plan on coming to sydney look me up i'll show you the sites :)

Mat
if he needs to go to Sydney to see your sites, there's something fundamentally wrong with the way you interpret the internet
*grin*

BVF 05-03-2003 06:44 AM
hell, instead of arguing with the phone company trying to cut you off, the first thing you should have done is put a foot in your wife's ass for "forgetting" to pay the bill.

I'd be like "What the fuck are you living in my house and you can't even fucking remember to pay the electric bill"? ...Then I would say "This hick town is already trying to figure out a way to shut me down, so we NEED to keep on top of our utilities, hosting, etc. so that we don't give assholes a reason to KEEP FUCKING US!!".

After a few more curses and maybe a slap or two, I would conclude in my foot in ass session by saying "Thanks to you, I'm having a fucking nervous breakdown and it has me babbling to the whole world my problems!!".

RottenPug 05-03-2003 06:56 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by BVF
hell, instead of arguing with the phone company trying to cut you off, the first thing you should have done is put a foot in your wife's ass for "forgetting" to pay the bill.

I'd be like "What the fuck are you living in my house and you can't even fucking remember to pay the electric bill"? ...Then I would say "This hick town is already trying to figure out a way to shut me down, so we NEED to keep on top of our utilities, hosting, etc. so that we don't give assholes a reason to KEEP FUCKING US!!".

After a few more curses and maybe a slap or two, I would conclude in my foot in ass session by saying "Thanks to you, I'm having a fucking nervous breakdown and it has me babbling to the whole world my problems!!".
Then he may end up with an ex-wife that stalks him to the end of earth and will try to throw him in county :)

foe 05-03-2003 06:59 AM
sum it on three words please

helis 05-03-2003 08:09 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by mule

if he needs to go to Sydney to see your sites, there's something fundamentally wrong with the way you interpret the internet
*grin*
hehe that was a very sad joke but hey i still laughed so bravo
:thumbsup

Toker 05-03-2003 09:05 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk


As a matter of fact it does. Not just one but multiple backups.
Would you like me to list them in order you clueless fuck?

what a fool.. u may want to stop.. cause you jumped in the wrong sandpile if you want to play with me.

cause i'll bet you i can bury you quicker than you can bury me.

so put up or shut up.

I'll put up 1000 cash to be held by a third party.
We'll film it.
I'll make a mil at least.
HeHe, at least I can make a pot of coffee and read my bank statment at night without a candle.....
http://130.89.160.183/jig/fora/dumbfuck.jpg

Dveron 05-03-2003 09:14 AM
Damn Dokk has had more drama in his life this week than I've had the past year. Nice work.

Joesho 05-03-2003 09:41 AM
What the hell did he say? did his Att advise hime to put that post up?

Joesho 05-03-2003 09:42 AM
don't pay elictric bill = no power.

any questions einstien Van damm?

Kick Ass Chat 05-03-2003 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by stocktrader23


http://www.sawnee.com/

Looks like Dokk didn't pay his electric bill, power got killed, and now the Men in Black and Aliens can get in his house to probe him and he's losing the $250 an hour he should be making from his radio shows.

Me thinks.
That's what it looks like to me also. This dokk dude, seems to not pay for electricity, or hosting, yet seems to think the world owes him something ?? ......
things that make you go hummmmmmmmmm??

shawcutie 05-03-2003 09:48 AM
Sorry to hear you are having such a hard time Dokk!
BoneProne is your man if you need anyone "taken care of" ;)

*hugs*

cutie

Gunni 05-03-2003 12:47 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk



anybody home?
come on don't make me wait, i really would enjoy ripping you to pieces before i call it a fully successful morning..

so i'll keep waiting till i hear from you...
How about that yoo are making us curious by telling us bits, but not the whole thing. So we understand a little bit, but not the whole thing it self! (I´m drunk again...fuck hang overs!!!)

vending_machine 05-03-2003 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by dokk



EXACTLY! BONE THE MOTHA FUCKIN PRONE MAN

That other dude is out and I think we already have a winner folks... ;-))))


u also rokk

i give you the official rokk rating of 5 out of a possible 5 ***** stars
You type exactly like Serge Oprano. Coincidence?

Pappa 05-03-2003 01:13 PM
You rokk dokk!!!

Guess you'll keep us posted huh? Best of luck. :thumbsup

barryf 05-03-2003 01:13 PM
Can't wait to see how this ends... has it ended yet?

B
P.S. How about now?

boneprone 05-03-2003 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by shawcutie
Sorry to hear you are having such a hard time Dokk!
BoneProne is your man if you need anyone "taken care of" ;)

*hugs*

cutie
Ah Laura the boneprone family shaw cutie.

Adult Site Traffic 05-03-2003 02:16 PM
I totally don't understand. Not at all...

Is he hearing the same things other ppl hear, or did he forget to take his medicine for the last week or so?

Just joking, it is an interesting thread, kinda like a mystery-riddle. Do we win something if we solve it??

Adult Site Traffic
Big Traffic Sale !

dirtydesignz 05-03-2003 02:39 PM
Deep breath and exhale.......now that's better


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