Hire this attorney to draft up your prenup with a weight gain clause.

Cool story bro.
Every brother in town busted a nut in that ho.

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My mother is a saint. Where I'm from dudes have lost their lives for less than that. Apologize now and I may not rock you in the mouth if I ever see you.

Death threat reported.

:2 cents:

At least you read that correctly. :2 cents:

Remember, the mods won't be able to help you if I ever see you, punk bitch.

and I'm not hiding behind an anonymous handle like you, you coward.

Don't let your internet ego write checks your ass can't cash, pussy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2KC...e_empath-Topic



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Maybe the high % has to do with LDS beliefs in that part of the country?

It absolutely does have to do with LDS. Mormonism is like Islam for white people. The women are raised to be wives and boasts the nation's lowest rates of single motherhood and divorce.

Current Utah law sets a limit of 4.0 percent alcohol by weight (5% ABV) in beer sold at grocery and convenience stores and at establishments operating under a "beer only" type license, such as taverns, beer bars and some restaurants.[5] Beer over 4.0 percent by weight (5% ABV) is available in State Liquor Stores and Package Agencies and at clubs and restaurants licensed to sell liquor.[2][5]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_laws_of_Utah

Utah gambling is nonresistant, as it is one of only two states in the country without any forms of gambling. There is no state lottery. Charities cannot even hold bingo games or raffles. Indian tribes in Utah are not able to offer any forms of gambling because none are legal at the state level and no governor has agreed to create a gaming compact.

There are, however, plenty of establishments that will hold events called “casino parties”. These are establishments that provide all of the games found in a casino, but without any real money being wagered. Everything used is for fun and free, like playing poker or blackjack on social gaming sites. You can find some top Utah casino party establishments below.

https://www.onlineunitedstatescasino...utah-gambling/

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^ If he doesn't report you his butt buddy who follows him around begging to suck his dick, will.

50 virgin losers.

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In before the ban? :helpme

If I get banned before that useless sack of rotting smegma for defending the honor of my mother, then I'm better off gone from here anyway. You know damn well if he said that shit to any mod, he would be long gone. If they'd rather have that mouth-breathing, bumbling-ass, dumb shit posting 'yo mamma' in every other post, then so be it.

I'm talkin' 'bout YER MUTHA!!!!

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Suggestion: don't take words written on the Internet so seriously. :thumbsup

I have every right to check him.

Eat a dick you virgin sissy.

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Not banned yet.

Looks like he's got protected status to make death threats.

:2 cents:

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If you dorks were actually capable of getting a woman that didn't resemble this

https://www.slashfilm.com/img/galler...tro-import.jpg

I'd take her from you and show her what being with a real man is like :)

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Keep digging...

Good for you. Something for you to remember, the urge to drink goes away whether you drink or not.

Thanks. Did you mean the urge *never* goes away? There's a saying "once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic" since it's always a constant battle not to drink. I don't think I was an alcoholic, but I was getting close about 7 years ago. I used to binge drink a few nights per week, but not everyday or else I'd be dead. I guess it depends on the definition.

Some days I just want to go back to my old ways and drown myself in whiskey (Makers or Crown rocks were my drinks), but I'm done with that. I wasted too much time, money and energy doing that. New Orleans is a city full of functioning alcoholics and is the main reason I had to leave.

Today, at age 39 I'm in the best shape of my life. I actually have 10-pack abs showing now that I don't have all those extra empty calories and I train hard in the gym everyday. I've run about 15 marathons in the last 2 years. I had to replace one addiction with another.

"A sound mind in a sound body" is absolutely true.

I really feel like a god now and I'm searching for my goddess.

My life don't matter.

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If you believe that, it's your own fault.



If Jocko is too manly for you to muster, this pretty young lady will tell you the same thing.



Now hike up your skirt, grab your balls and man the fuck up.

It must, normally you'd be banned by now since talking about one's family member is grounds for banning under gfy rules. The "your mom" schtick might be a tad funny still to 15 year olds, but after that you gotta know when you're crossing the line.

wear really nice leather shoes, (keep them polished) slacks and dress shirts. maybe a sports coat and nice expensive watch. women ALWAYS look at the shoes to judge a man.

live in a nice clean area, even if the place is small. get a nice car, even a used car, tesla? maybe a small Mercedes?

keep everything super clean. ALWAYS have clean hands and nails. a woman looking at your hands is thinking about that hand in her pussy. you wanna be really really clean and neat. keep your finger nails clipped too. finger nails will cut up a pussy inside.

you need to represent stability and conservatism. don't use foul language, still working on this myself. the better you are, the better woman/partner you will draw. and most importantly... LISTEN. women need to be heard.

get dressed up and go practice somewhere... be polite a bit silly and chat women up that are open to it with no intention. no motivation other than the joy of chatting up a woman. I like women so this is easy for me.

this is where you learn, a woman will make the move if she is interested. get information with out the risk of rejection: 'wow you are really an amazing person, is your boy friend as cool as you are?" or "your boyfriend is one lucky guy" or "what kind of guys do you date?" like a casual friendly question :) these questions will give you info at no risk.

the most important thing is find the woman for you. not every woman is right for you, but the right woman, the right partner will light your life up and bring you to a new level. so think very clearly about what you're doing. like a business move. I was told never date a woman unless she has these 4 things 1. a place to live, couch surfing ids not a place to live. 2. a car, look inside and see that the car is clean inside... because that's your future home environment. 3. a bank account and 4. a steady job or profession and is gainfully employed. ultimately it comes down to merging your business with another business. you want to merge with a healthy business, correct?

that should give you something to think about. BTW I'm not sure porn chicks are stable enough or sane enough.

Yo mamma smells like a trash can.

Did that make you mad enough to make a death threat?

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There was never a death threat, he said he may rock you in the mouth if he sees you.

Alcoholism is a mental state spiritual state whether you drink or not.

Even when you stop drinking you're still spiritually an alcoholic.

I never wanted to go back to using because using is worse than not using. I'm not sure how you feel about that situation. Yes I am a blackout drinker however I preferred drugs.

The main thing to do when you 1st stop drinking take it slow and don't make any lifelong changes or plans.

It might not seem like it to you but your thinking is definitely suspect at this point.

Honestly the best thing to do is go to some meetings and find 1 or 2 guys that you trust

The pussy at meetings is fucked up and they never get better.....

Was his cum sweet or salty?

:helpme

I guess you're trying to be funny again, no idea what that even means.

Talk all day, everyday, about Black fathers and baby moms but freak out about

Yo mamma!

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That's because you're so smart.

:thumbsup

You must have me confused with someone else, I don't talk about any of that.

GFY Rule #5
Do not attack people's personal lives or families.

Nobody surfing this website has a personal life bro.

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Think salted caramel

Damn, you admit you know.

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