Originally Posted by traffictrader (Post 2255016)

this sounds familiar to a story I heard recently.


Some guy offered women $100 a piece to test a new facial cream

he took them to a room, blindfolded them, and jerked off on their faces.

Later, a women relized she'd been duped, and went to the police.

The police couldn't charge him on sexual assault or indescent exposure (the girls were blindfolded). Eventually they got him on some stupid crime and he got probation.... interesting story though.

Originally Posted by TB Adriana (Post 18219310)

yeah but i don't think his own girlfriend would charge him with anything - unless she was looking for an excuse to get out of the relationship to begin with.

But it's a really funny thread

Originally Posted by laura (Post 2252673)

make sure you aim for the face
thats how i get such a clear complexion :Graucho

Originally Posted by SonOfRage (Post 2252525)

*This is not a Troll Post*


My girlfriend works two jobs and is very tired all of the time. She only gets like 4 hrs of sleep, so when she sleeps, I dont wake her.

A couple of weeks ago, we were having sex when she fell asleep before I could finish. Being that she had two orgasams, I felt very frustrated and decided to finish the job myself while she slept. I pulled myself out of her and jerked off all over.

Needless to say, I sort of liked the experience... being able to jerk it all over like in a porn movie or something.

Now, I get the urge to masteurbate on her during the night whenever we dont have sex. I find myself doing this almost every night now. She is so sexy, and I love watching her sleep.

Is this wrong and weird for me to do? I always feel guilty after I bust a nut all over her.

It turns me on when she wakes up and cant figure out why her hair is sticky.

I figure, at least Im not looking at porn and jacking off to other women like most of you sick fuckers do.... Im getting off on watching my own girlfriend.