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MattO 06-25-2004 01:10 PM

50 soccers

CamChicks 06-25-2004 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
BTW, can someone explain to me the difference between American football and rugby? :helpme
what I've noticed:

Rugby players wear no padding/armor.

In American Football, they stop after every few seconds of play (or after every few yards) to stand around, doing nothing... taking a break? I don't know. In Rugby, it seems like they don't stop beating on eachother until somebody loses consciousness or breaks a leg.

Evil1 06-25-2004 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by CamChicks
Rugby players wear no padding/armor.

It's easier to do all that hugging and grab each others balls without it, Thats what the sport is all about.

Buff 04-29-2010 06:05 PM

It's still soccer.

Fletch XXX 04-29-2010 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Buff (Post 17088156)
It's still soccer.

LOL Buff, forgive my brief silliness in other thread, truly good to see you around.

Yes, its still soccer. :thumbsup

Loch 04-29-2010 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by loco12 (Post 4621495)
It's football.

The worlds biggest game. Not that rugby type american game with all that padding for sissees.


Come on Greece, show those frogs the way home tonight.

Should be called Handball imho.....then again that name is taken and dominated by women :winkwink:

PornMD 04-29-2010 06:20 PM

I call it soccer because Group X does:


NetHorse 04-29-2010 09:57 PM

Men watch Football, Queers watch Soccer.

Varius 04-30-2010 01:07 AM

The reason futbol/football/soccer is the most watched sport is because all the poor countries grow up with it being the easiest to play; you can pretty much play anywhere and just need a ball (and feet).

That said, it's a sport WHICH ACTUALLY ENCOURAGES faking injuries and crying like a little girl (to draw an advantage), which I think pretty much sums it up.

I don't want to watch grass grow while a bunch of men flop around on the ground, hitting the net and forcing a save one out of every ten shots. I'll stick to hockey, thank you very much.

Kirby 04-30-2010 01:57 AM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IuUC0ZfUXp...00/handegg.jpg

martinsc 04-30-2010 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 17088988)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Andro 04-30-2010 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by margarita (Post 4622069)
soccer soundl like sucker to me

:love2suck

BlackCrayon 04-30-2010 04:29 AM

stop using gay UK slang and we'll stop calling it football...deal?

TheDoc 04-30-2010 05:06 AM

I played rugby in the Marines... broke my knee sideways.

The average hit in American Football is a 100x harder than the hardest hit in Rugby. It only makes logic, no two humans could run into each other that hard without pads.... so thinking rugby is a harder game simply means you have never played American Football before.

Soccer is just boring... like watching basketball but on a bigger playing field.

MaDalton 04-30-2010 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 17088988)

i think that settles it...

and the most boring sports ever is baseball - 3 or 4 hours of someone trying to hit a ball and an occasional run every 15 minutes

Fiddler 04-30-2010 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornHero (Post 4621580)
If I am in North America I'll call it soccer, if I am elsewhere I'll call it football... its like coming to North America and telling me I should be calling an elevator a "lift" or a lineup a "queue"

Lineup... like what the police do for people to identify someone

halfpint 04-30-2010 05:47 AM

Oh fuck I hate soccer/ football whatever you want to call it ..sooooo much

zEn84 04-30-2010 07:21 AM

Hockey owns all..

Andy CHOOPA 04-30-2010 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick (Post 4621817)
I'll start calling it football as soon as EA stops printing "soccer" on its North American games.

http://images.ea.com/sports/games/20...04_200x265.jpg

Until then, it's SOCCER!

ooohhh snap!

PR_Glen 04-30-2010 07:46 AM

Am I the only one who loves all these sports? I was never one for rugby, living in canada it's not all that big out here, but still respect the game as a whole.

In my experience there are tough bad ass people in any sport that i've played, from boxing to football to even slow pitch so saying one is more manly than the other is more based on how the way you are playing it... if soccer seems girly to you maybe you should man up a bit and stop playing it that way ;)

american pervert 04-30-2010 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17089247)
i think that settles it...

and the most boring sports ever is baseball - 3 or 4 hours of someone trying to hit a ball and an occasional run every 15 minutes

THIS!!!!

its like watching paint dry. going to a game and getting drunk is ok, but on tv, I'd rather watch soccer.

BaldBastard 04-30-2010 08:02 AM

Which is hotter?
Soccer moms or Football moms?

BTW any one want to give me an offer of foottball.com ?

baddog 04-30-2010 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buff (Post 17088156)
It's still soccer.

You are still a tool.

cwd 04-30-2010 09:57 AM

41 days to the World Cup!!!

Tom_PM 04-30-2010 10:08 AM

http://drluka.altervista.org/wp/wp-c...r-football.jpg


I forgot the question :helpme

Amputate Your Head 04-30-2010 10:10 AM

You guys realize this thread is 6 years old, right?

pornguy 04-30-2010 10:16 AM

I call it soccer and either way its the most boring sport on the planet. Even Golf is more exciting.

poncabare 04-30-2010 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by beergood (Post 4624334)
This is football muther fuckers

http://www.2cuz.com/fansgate/gallery/stad05.jpg


Not a bunch of homos running around in short shorts playing grabass like they do in soccer.



SOCCER = GRABASS

I love when a player gets hauled off the field on a stretcher only to come out sprinting minutes later to re enter the game, sweet sport

Scott McD 04-30-2010 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17089247)
i think that settles it...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IuUC0ZfUXp...00/handegg.jpg



and the most boring sports ever is baseball - 3 or 4 hours of someone trying to hit a ball and an occasional run every 15 minutes

Agreed!!

I lose interest in a baseball match after 5mins. "oh look, he threw the ball, and the other dude missed it. Oops he did it again. Oh and again"

Pish !!!

michael.kickass 04-30-2010 12:25 PM

Soccer rules, rugby sucks! heheh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-30-2010 12:28 PM

FOOTBALL

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Page...2/football.jpg

CDSmith 04-30-2010 12:32 PM

6 years later I still feel the same about this --- I just don't care what people want to call it. Soccer, football, whatever. Why let what other people say drive you crazy? To me it's SOCCER. When I was a kid and signed up for this sport the signup sheet said "SOCCER TRYOUTS". If it had said "football" it would have been an entirely different sport and I'd have had to spend a shitload of money for all the equipment necessary to play it.

But if I'm talking to people from EU, UK, etc, I'll refer to it as football. I don't see why the need for any hangups about it. Who cares?

I do know I'm very much looking forward to the FIFA world cup. Not sure which country I'll be rooting for this go-round, but I'm pretty sure Canada won't be in it. lol

rogueteens 04-30-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17089247)
i think that settles it...

and the most boring sports ever is baseball - 3 or 4 hours of someone trying to hit a ball and an occasional run every 15 minutes

i disagree, basketball is the most boring sport ever. Two tribes of freaks run up the court bouncing a ball, pop it in a hoop then run down to the other end and do the same. repeat endlessly.


BTW, in answer to the original question, its football not soccer and its the greatest sport ever invented.

leedsfan 04-30-2010 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17090654)
6 years later I still feel the same about this --- I just don't care what people want to call it. Soccer, football, whatever. Why let what other people say drive you crazy? To me it's SOCCER. When I was a kid and signed up for this sport the signup sheet said "SOCCER TRYOUTS". If it had said "football" it would have been an entirely different sport and I'd have had to spend a shitload of money for all the equipment necessary to play it.

But if I'm talking to people from EU, UK, etc, I'll refer to it as football. I don't see why the need for any hangups about it. Who cares?

I do know I'm very much looking forward to the FIFA world cup. Not sure which country I'll be rooting for this go-round, but I'm pretty sure Canada won't be in it. lol

I agree with CDSmith 100%

I don't care what you call the game I know as Football. If you call it soccer I'm not offended.

So if we call "the boot" of a car just that, I don't care that you call it "the trunk". I don't need you to change anything about it, period. I accept the fact that you take our language to make it your own. It's evolutionary, so whatever. I got over that a long time ago. People here will fight over anything, and say just about anything to justify that fight. It's pretty sad.

As long as you respect that it's the worlds most popular sport, and that the vast majority of the world call it Football then we're good. Diss on that and you can GFY.

Thanks for listening.:thumbsup

seeric 04-30-2010 03:28 PM

i love soccer

poncabare 04-30-2010 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17090679)
i disagree, basketball is the most boring sport ever. Two tribes of freaks run up the court bouncing a ball, pop it in a hoop then run down to the other end and do the same. repeat endlessly.


BTW, in answer to the original question, its football not soccer and its the greatest sport ever invented.

It can't be a "sport" if you don't use your hands. Basketball is boring? LOL

Joxxy 04-30-2010 03:36 PM

I love Australian rules football. It's so cool it's named after something yelled during a Black Sabbath concert.

"Ozzy Rules" football. Get it... :)

seeandsee 04-30-2010 03:38 PM

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...20-Handegg.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mgtarheels 04-30-2010 03:46 PM

Serious lol @ American football being for "sissies".

Fuck, soccer has the biggest actors in sports.

rogueteens 04-30-2010 04:29 PM

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4c..._be_played.jpg

poncabare 04-30-2010 04:37 PM

good point, #8 looks like a force to be reckoned with... pussy #84 in the nfl has tiny arms

Lace 04-30-2010 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17091682)

LOL Look at those scrawny bastards on the left :1orglaugh


..and yes, I know this thread is old as hell.

BigDeanEvans 04-30-2010 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17091682)

ROFL can you imaging suiting those guys up against NFL players?

poncabare 04-30-2010 04:50 PM

Is that the singer from simply red in the left of the picture? hell of an athlete he is I bet

TheDoc 04-30-2010 04:59 PM

Loving Soccer
http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer.jpg

http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer_2.jpg

http://rumcorps.net/rebellion/files/...gay-soccer.jpg

Loving Rugby
http://www.whytraveltofrance.com/ima...ugbyfrance.jpg

How it's really done...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_35kDzNt-gT...L-injuries.jpg

And finally..... why it's really better.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress....der-final1.jpg

rogueteens 04-30-2010 05:28 PM

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...30-gayness.jpg

:)

mgtarheels 04-30-2010 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17091859)

http://www.all4humor.com/images/file...r%20Player.jpg
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress....y_soccer_1.jpg
http://rumcorps.net/rebellion/files/...gay-soccer.jpg

fatfoo 04-30-2010 05:37 PM

Sounds like the word starts with the word "sock."

CDSmith 04-30-2010 06:07 PM

Mock it all you want but I love watching handegg.

When they make a forward pass is it called an eggtoss?

When a touchdown is scored and the guy spikes the egg on the ground in celebration should he get penalized for "scrambling"?

rogueteens 04-30-2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17091956)
Mock it all you want but I love watching handegg.

When they make a forward pass is it called an eggtoss?

When a touchdown is scored and the guy spikes the egg on the ground in celebration should he get penalized for "scrambling"?

LOL, and is a stolen pass a poached egg?


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