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evildick 06-25-2004 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
What do you think FIFA stands for?! :glugglug

FEDERATION INTERNATIONALE DE FOOTBALL ASSOCIATION

:321GFY

You missed the word soccer printed under that.

:Graucho

Babaganoosh 06-25-2004 12:54 PM

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Donny 06-25-2004 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
Alright... here's the deal. Everyone in the UK has to start calling a cigarette a cigaratte. It's not a fag. Everyone in the UK has to start calling the trunk of a car the trunk.... it's not a boot.

Look up "fag" and "boot" in the dictionary some time. Then, report it back to the masses in your country. Once those two things are fixed (amongst other things), then we'll consider calling it Football. :winkwink:


Two thumbs up. :thumbsup :thumbsup

NoCarrier 06-25-2004 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by evildick
You missed the word soccer printed under that.

:Graucho


Yeah but it's printed in smaller latters for the losers who don't know the real name of the game.

:glugglug

evildick 06-25-2004 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Yeah but it's printed in smaller latters for the losers who don't know the real name of the game.

:glugglug

I thought it was there for the people that like to ignore everything the French have to say.

:glugglug

Lonny 06-25-2004 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by Buff
It's soccer.

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Lucy 06-25-2004 01:02 PM

that's football in Europe and soccer in USA:Graucho

NoCarrier 06-25-2004 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by evildick
I thought it was there for the people that like to ignore everything the French have to say.

:glugglug

Who fucking cares about what the french have to say, in small or big letters. I don't give a fuck about them.

:1orglaugh

It's still Football.

:glugglug

inabon 06-25-2004 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Webasic
Then it's a perfect name for a gay sport.

How gay is it to play a sport for 90 fuckin' minutes that doesn't allow you to show any skill/offence, because there are too many fuckin' people on the field?

:thumbsup

beergood 06-25-2004 01:09 PM

This is football muther fuckers

http://www.2cuz.com/fansgate/gallery/stad05.jpg


Not a bunch of homos running around in short shorts playing grabass like they do in soccer.



SOCCER = GRABASS

MattO 06-25-2004 01:10 PM

50 soccers

CamChicks 06-25-2004 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
BTW, can someone explain to me the difference between American football and rugby? :helpme
what I've noticed:

Rugby players wear no padding/armor.

In American Football, they stop after every few seconds of play (or after every few yards) to stand around, doing nothing... taking a break? I don't know. In Rugby, it seems like they don't stop beating on eachother until somebody loses consciousness or breaks a leg.

Evil1 06-25-2004 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by CamChicks
Rugby players wear no padding/armor.

It's easier to do all that hugging and grab each others balls without it, Thats what the sport is all about.

Buff 04-29-2010 06:05 PM

It's still soccer.

Fletch XXX 04-29-2010 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Buff (Post 17088156)
It's still soccer.

LOL Buff, forgive my brief silliness in other thread, truly good to see you around.

Yes, its still soccer. :thumbsup

Loch 04-29-2010 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by loco12 (Post 4621495)
It's football.

The worlds biggest game. Not that rugby type american game with all that padding for sissees.


Come on Greece, show those frogs the way home tonight.

Should be called Handball imho.....then again that name is taken and dominated by women :winkwink:

PornMD 04-29-2010 06:20 PM

I call it soccer because Group X does:


NetHorse 04-29-2010 09:57 PM

Men watch Football, Queers watch Soccer.

Varius 04-30-2010 01:07 AM

The reason futbol/football/soccer is the most watched sport is because all the poor countries grow up with it being the easiest to play; you can pretty much play anywhere and just need a ball (and feet).

That said, it's a sport WHICH ACTUALLY ENCOURAGES faking injuries and crying like a little girl (to draw an advantage), which I think pretty much sums it up.

I don't want to watch grass grow while a bunch of men flop around on the ground, hitting the net and forcing a save one out of every ten shots. I'll stick to hockey, thank you very much.

Kirby 04-30-2010 01:57 AM

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martinsc 04-30-2010 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 17088988)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Andro 04-30-2010 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by margarita (Post 4622069)
soccer soundl like sucker to me

:love2suck

BlackCrayon 04-30-2010 04:29 AM

stop using gay UK slang and we'll stop calling it football...deal?

TheDoc 04-30-2010 05:06 AM

I played rugby in the Marines... broke my knee sideways.

The average hit in American Football is a 100x harder than the hardest hit in Rugby. It only makes logic, no two humans could run into each other that hard without pads.... so thinking rugby is a harder game simply means you have never played American Football before.

Soccer is just boring... like watching basketball but on a bigger playing field.

MaDalton 04-30-2010 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Kirby (Post 17088988)

i think that settles it...

and the most boring sports ever is baseball - 3 or 4 hours of someone trying to hit a ball and an occasional run every 15 minutes

Fiddler 04-30-2010 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by PornHero (Post 4621580)
If I am in North America I'll call it soccer, if I am elsewhere I'll call it football... its like coming to North America and telling me I should be calling an elevator a "lift" or a lineup a "queue"

Lineup... like what the police do for people to identify someone

halfpint 04-30-2010 05:47 AM

Oh fuck I hate soccer/ football whatever you want to call it ..sooooo much

zEn84 04-30-2010 07:21 AM

Hockey owns all..

Andy CHOOPA 04-30-2010 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by evildick (Post 4621817)
I'll start calling it football as soon as EA stops printing "soccer" on its North American games.

http://images.ea.com/sports/games/20...04_200x265.jpg

Until then, it's SOCCER!

ooohhh snap!

PR_Glen 04-30-2010 07:46 AM

Am I the only one who loves all these sports? I was never one for rugby, living in canada it's not all that big out here, but still respect the game as a whole.

In my experience there are tough bad ass people in any sport that i've played, from boxing to football to even slow pitch so saying one is more manly than the other is more based on how the way you are playing it... if soccer seems girly to you maybe you should man up a bit and stop playing it that way ;)

american pervert 04-30-2010 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17089247)
i think that settles it...

and the most boring sports ever is baseball - 3 or 4 hours of someone trying to hit a ball and an occasional run every 15 minutes

THIS!!!!

its like watching paint dry. going to a game and getting drunk is ok, but on tv, I'd rather watch soccer.

BaldBastard 04-30-2010 08:02 AM

Which is hotter?
Soccer moms or Football moms?

BTW any one want to give me an offer of foottball.com ?

baddog 04-30-2010 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Buff (Post 17088156)
It's still soccer.

You are still a tool.

cwd 04-30-2010 09:57 AM

41 days to the World Cup!!!

Tom_PM 04-30-2010 10:08 AM

http://drluka.altervista.org/wp/wp-c...r-football.jpg


I forgot the question :helpme

Amputate Your Head 04-30-2010 10:10 AM

You guys realize this thread is 6 years old, right?

pornguy 04-30-2010 10:16 AM

I call it soccer and either way its the most boring sport on the planet. Even Golf is more exciting.

poncabare 04-30-2010 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by beergood (Post 4624334)
This is football muther fuckers

http://www.2cuz.com/fansgate/gallery/stad05.jpg


Not a bunch of homos running around in short shorts playing grabass like they do in soccer.



SOCCER = GRABASS

I love when a player gets hauled off the field on a stretcher only to come out sprinting minutes later to re enter the game, sweet sport

Scott McD 04-30-2010 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17089247)
i think that settles it...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IuUC0ZfUXp...00/handegg.jpg



and the most boring sports ever is baseball - 3 or 4 hours of someone trying to hit a ball and an occasional run every 15 minutes

Agreed!!

I lose interest in a baseball match after 5mins. "oh look, he threw the ball, and the other dude missed it. Oops he did it again. Oh and again"

Pish !!!

michael.kickass 04-30-2010 12:25 PM

Soccer rules, rugby sucks! heheh


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