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mikeyddddd 04-30-2010 06:28 PM


TheDoc 04-30-2010 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17091956)
Mock it all you want but I love watching handegg.

When they make a forward pass is it called an eggtoss?

When a touchdown is scored and the guy spikes the egg on the ground in celebration should he get penalized for "scrambling"?

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17091984)
LOL, and is a stolen pass a poached egg?

Now I will never view the game the same way... lol

nikki99 04-30-2010 09:17 PM

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaallll!

Evil1 04-30-2010 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 17089611)
THIS!!!!

its like watching paint dry. going to a game and getting drunk is ok, but on tv, I'd rather watch soccer.

If watching baseball is like watching paint dry (which i agree with) then watching soccer is like sitting there waiting for that same fresh coat to break the fuck down and start flaking off.

LoveSandra 05-01-2010 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by loco12 (Post 4621495)
It's football.

The worlds biggest game. Not that rugby type american game with all that padding for sissees.


Come on Greece, show those frogs the way home tonight.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
OMG... ONLY FAGGOTS CALLING SOCCER... what a fagg name too

CaptainHowdy 05-01-2010 08:02 AM

Success for those who care about these matters...

ruff 05-01-2010 08:54 AM

Ok, it's football, but here in the USA they play it with a soccer ball. But that's so we can tell the difference between football and football.

The Porn Nerd 05-01-2010 01:26 PM

We call it 'soccer' because you have to be a PUSSY to play it, like in "I hate that guy kicking that fucking ball around so I think I will SOCK HER."

bushwacker 05-01-2010 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17091682)


Those guys on the left look bad ass :eek7:eek7

Mr Gump 05-01-2010 03:49 PM

American Football should be named CrotchBall since the Quaterback always feels the Center's balls before each play.

VikingMan 05-01-2010 04:20 PM

Is this the thread about soccer that I heard about? Just checking:thumbsup

SmokeyTheBear 05-01-2010 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by loco12 (Post 4621495)
It's football.

soccer you mean ? :winkwink:

NetHorse 05-27-2010 03:06 PM

This is how queer soccer is, look at these acting pussies..

Typical soccer player...

http://i43.tinypic.com/33dcj08.jpg

Ravage 05-27-2010 03:55 PM

Lets come to a compromise and call it Socball.

SpongeBub 05-27-2010 04:37 PM

I'll call it what we call it in the US - a kiddie game for the children.

CamTraffic 05-27-2010 05:48 PM

we know.... it's football

CamTraffic 05-27-2010 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17090626)

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_APjgPmP_12w/SZ...egg_thumb4.jpg

leedsfan 05-27-2010 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17181757)
I'll call it what we call it in the US - a kiddie game for the children.

funny because you have a thriving MLS league growing in popularity year on year. Besides 4 BILLION people watching the world cup final compared to how many watching the superbowl?

Thats 4 Billion with a fucking B

leedsfan 05-27-2010 09:24 PM

and while we're at it, why the fuck is it called the Baseball World Series when 2 countries compete?

thats fucking hilarious. Stupid, but hilarious.

slayer69 05-27-2010 09:29 PM

kicky ball

Adam_M 05-27-2010 09:51 PM

When you live in a country where football can mean anyone for four games you need to call them all something different!

Denny 05-28-2010 01:39 AM

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Konkan 05-28-2010 03:13 AM

Don`t you realize that these are two keywords for the same shit. The most shitty game ever invented, BUT is the most profitable "sport" in the world. The most bets are focused on this "football-soccer" game.

leedsfan 05-28-2010 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Konkan (Post 17183012)
Don`t you realize that these are two keywords for the same shit. The most shitty game ever invented, BUT is the most profitable "sport" in the world. The most bets are focused on this "football-soccer" game.

muahahahahahaha


LOSER

I guess your momma dropped you on your head as a baby, because you can't see logic. The rest of the world enjoys playing the game of Football. Over 4 BILLION people watch the world cup finals. You're not smart enough to "get it" because there isn't enough time for commercials during the game. Heaven forbid you have to sit through 45 minutes of action without getting a commercial break!! I guess you only consider something a sport if you get 3 commercial breaks every 15 minutes. Wanker.

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Mr. E 05-28-2010 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy2 (Post 4622457)
the sport still sucks no matter what you call it


This.

The ONLY reason is the most popular sport in the world is because you can be piss poor and still play it. You only need a ball and your feet. American football requires at least 3-4 people and actual talent like throwing an accurate pass and a receiver getting open, someone pressuring the passer etc...Baseball? forget it. No way poor people can afford bats, balls, bases and most dont have the hand/eye coordination needed...Basketball is popular in other countries because again, you can be poor and still play it. you just need a ball and something to throw it into. Not much skill required. Soccer is by far the easiest and least expensive sport to play.

CDSmith 06-02-2010 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. E (Post 17185481)
The ONLY reason is the most popular sport in the world is because you can be piss poor and still play it. You only need a ball and your feet. American football requires at least 3-4 people and actual talent like throwing an accurate pass and a receiver getting open, someone pressuring the passer etc...Baseball? forget it. No way poor people can afford bats, balls, bases and most dont have the hand/eye coordination needed...Basketball is popular in other countries because again, you can be poor and still play it. you just need a ball and something to throw it into. Not much skill required. Soccer is by far the easiest and least expensive sport to play.

Pretty much spot-on. When most every other sport requires some outlay of cash for special equipment and you have one that only requires a ball, well, the one that requires a ball is going to be played by more people worldwide, period. Soccer, football, call it what you want, it's a very basic game that happens to be very affordable to get started playing.

I still love watching the world cup though. It's in a class all it's own.

Porko 06-02-2010 08:57 AM

http://e-ducativa.catedu.es/44004550...-de-futbol.png

Porko 06-02-2010 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. E (Post 17185481)
This.

The ONLY reason is the most popular sport in the world is because you can be piss poor and still play it. Soccer is by far the easiest and least expensive sport to play.

Itīs even easier to play Boxing and itīs not the most popular.

Scott McD 06-02-2010 09:18 AM

This still going!! :1orglaugh

nyllover 06-02-2010 09:45 AM

LOL... so good to be italian...for me it is and will always be CALCIO :D :D :D :D


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