:glugglug 50 Webmasters Boxing

In Phoenix! hmmm, I wonder if I couldn't drum up some hot ring girls to help out?

Steve Lightspeed

I'd be game if I were in my weight class, in headgear and it's not against somebody that hates me.

I love the fact that you and I are the only two trying to make money off that comment LOL

I thought I was being sly!

Hahaha...no one hates you sherm!!! :winkwink:

I almost asked you what you weigh as I might be in for a fun match...

..but then I remembered that some of us will need to provide drinking partners for the ring girls between rounds.

We seem perfect for that role.

I can get hit in the head anytime.

Sounds good JFK will take pics right?


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are you kidding, I jumped on that offer . . .now, if we can only get him to back his talk with cash . . . I can mortgage my house, how much do you want to put up?

we should set up an escrow account

Man, you don't want this bet....just let me take the risk.

Like he said, the smaller guy will probably be a better bet man

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ROFLMAO.........

You guys are too much.

Yeah im sure ill be there. Im at every show.

Cory I dont think I have had the pleasure to meet you, but baddog I have met and do know. Baddog all I will have to do is take the tennis balls off of your walker and you wont make it to the ring.

Oh yeah Baddog, I got a bar of soap if you need it.

:helpme

Exactly, you guys will like the plan and type of tournament we have lined up, complete with great after party, and many more surprises.

we are not out to get anyone hurt of course :Graucho
people will be required to pass a physical and show prrof to the state at time of fight, you must pass an aids test, and we will be wearing headgear, and using oversized gloves ( mouthpieces optional) LOL for shit talkers like pimplepussy I would suggest a mouthpiece ( although dont plan on keeping it in very long LOL) of course those nice dick protectore padded girdles you wear will be available too if you so choose to waear one.

we will be having some serious fights as well, so get yur boys ready cause this one is for some prize money!!!!

The webmaster prtion is gonna have prizes ansd maybe a little money to, but it is mostly the warm up part of the fight card.

( I hear a rumor we may even have a model or too squaring off topless)

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Damn, you got owned . . . by you. :eek7

You know it :thumbsup

okay cool, show up, introduce your anon self, and my money is on Joesho . . . how much?

I would like to do it, but when I fight, I'm not thinking about rules, I'm thinking about survival. As a result, I tend to involve lots of limb destruction and close quarter grappling. Not only is that shit illegal, but my opponent tends to get severely banged up. Too much real life experience and too little sport experience. I would actually like to learn to do more sport fighting, it looks fun.

Hey Joe I have always had a lot of boxing matches with my friends and in my opinion if you set up a ring and stuff you may just lose money because most of the people wont box anyway but if you just bring a couple pairs of gloves then you could just have the people that dont like eachother box when you see them and video tape it. Talk one of them up and then he will think he could win and then when you see the other guy mess with them in front of a crowd and they wont want to back down you will have to call bull shit on the excuses, if they do backdown fuck with them all night about it then nobody else will want to be a pussy.

I dont know but it always kept our parties fun

ummm yeah, the little guy always wins lol

can't find my 'roll eyes' icon :mad:

yes, you're just TOO dangerous for normal people!!! :helpme

this board really needs one for sure

I think I've said that a few times too LOL

i'm down anyone wanna box me? :Graucho

I want to see ram take on a big fat chick. Is that possible?

pimp vs joe!


now thats gonna be a mad fight!

you wuill never get him in the ring with me, he has no actual balls, only lies and board bullshit he says it himself LOL

but maybe you could get him to fight someone more e his equal like maybe hmmm punker barbie or something :)

This would be a good niche, porn webmaster boxing :1orglaugh

Wow... you are really moving forward on this Joe... congrats to you on getting AZ to approve it and best of luck on making it work.

Sherm has the right idea... to add to it... I think the best way this will really work is if you can get friends in the ring in the same weight class and keep it fun and have great prizes. If you have grudge matches someone will always back out... I'd be surprised to see a keyboard warrior participate in this... they would be way out of their element :2 cents:

I have the feeling that Mke Tyson is going to get a new job soon and start working for Epic Cash.

Lord know he could use the money.

Were do we signup for this at?....:glugglug

id like to beat the crap out of vietfag.... for life

Sasush, PlatinumPimp, I WANT YOU!!!

*this should be used for entertainment purposes only (kinda)(or not)

WEBMASTER BOXING is going to be alot of fun. This IS for entertainment purposes and the details will be coming soon!

I might be interested in this.. If you go by weight classes and shit like that..

Maybe make it like 3 weight levels, feather, light, and heavy.. Maybe we could divide prize money that you were thinking from the main event and make it 3 main events... Or have semi final and final with the 3 weight classes to narrow it down that way...

I'm not gonna just jump in the ring with people 2-3 times my size to start with.. And I don't really have big enough beefs with anyone to merit a fight right now...

does that mean we won't be able to beat the piss out of someone we don't like?

haha no..You can do that for entertainment purposes also ;)

excellent!!

i like aimee, but i'm dying to fight her in a naked oil match? can i? please?
;-)

Yes he is, I know Jace pesonally, he is a dumb mutherfucker! J/K

How you doing Jace, Ramona says Hi, give Tabitha our best :thumbsup

is this open to foreign guests too? or just american citizens?

Yea haha..she'd kick your ass ..I'll have to make her wear a strapon so it's even ;)

That's a great question..Details soon!

I'll do a fight, no problem at all!

Can someone e-mail me all info? [email protected]

Oh yeah, you know it! Grrrrrrrrrr! :warning

Edit: BTW, I'm a part time nightclub bouncer. Do you think I have to fight often and play for keeps?

Anyone wanna fight me? I'd get on the ring with anyone, my ass kicked by anyone, I don't care. Bring it on.

The only catch is that you gotta pay for my flight, hotel, transport and food. Then you get to kick my ass. I'm not gonna pay 1000's to have my face punched in.

I know I sure as hell do.. it sounds amazingly FUNNY. :1orglaugh

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okay.. hard man.. you've really proved yourself with those messages, lol :1orglaugh

I would actually enjoi watching this...if we get some solid cards, anyone wanna place bets?

where's the venue?

You would be suprised! Just like the belly flop contest was one of the Internext Highlights, I am sure this will be a Phoenix Main Event:thumbsup

I wanna talk shit, and I don't have to prove shit. I am a keyboard warrior :Graucho