You left out the GTS impromptu dinners!

tooo fuckn funny.

anal hobbit has some of the best 'tips' posts on gfy, morally wrong or not, loll, fucking comedy nonetheless

Tip: Drinking coke will help with the hangover too!

I'll try these tactics out this year.

I have been using Anal Hobbit's technique for years, charisma is EVERYTHING! LOL!

DH

LOL! Those kind of dinners, order whatever you want to eat and drink and then run as soon as the bill comes LOL!

DH

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not to mention it is the town of 5 cent hot dogs and 99 cent prawn cockatails and free drinks (with the $1 tip) even when you are paying the penny slots.

I could teach you and your staff how to defend against such acts as well.

A security consultant if you will.

That my firend is for scumbags.

Im not stealing. Im adapting and networking.

Look at me... one year ago I was telling random strangers how boneprones traffic sucked now I host award shows

Again.... You are only looking for trouble if you want to include me or my name in your bullshit..

Keep pushing. See what happens..

:321GFY

FU................

Thanks for your endorsement.

I will now put in my sig that I am "Not BP4L Approved"

And to think Like Whoa, Snow, Hungryman, Grim Shawn and many other "Classy Guys" were.

What ever will I do???

:321GFY

See you at Internext bud this year?

I will be there for sure....

wandering about looking like I have shit going on :1orglaugh

Ill wander with ya.

People will think we are up to something..

:winkwink:

Jim Holio, Hustler or whatever you are now days, I just want to let you know how offensive I found you over the years with the Exploitation of that Midget guy you all broght to all the shows back when you were Holio.

Its people like you that make people like us have to climb up the social ladders all the more difficult after making us look like clowns.

Exploiting us will come back to haunt you someday.

You too Boneprone

Those are good tips! can't wait for the next ones ;)

noted and forwarded to the proper department

I would never do it, but your post are still funny :)

Smoooooth...Lol

You look hot!!

Will you be at Internext?? Id like to buy you a coke..... And some bread.

Next tip... How to pick up girls in the industry :1orglaugh

Its all about perception.

The perception of power and money make them all want to be with you, seen with you, and want you.

Its all perception.. Not reality.

And its simple.

That will be a Tip for next week. It is indeed on the list.

haha these tips are hilarious :)

I concur, I LMFAO hehe..

This shit is classic.

its funny how half of you laughing and praising him were the same ones bitching and moaning a couple of days ago.

This guy is a genius! haahahah

interesting tips

im gankkkkkkkksta!!!!! and you? touch the hoes!

You sound just like one of my old friends from high school? How have you been doing?

:1orglaugh

i prefer to bring a bag of staples and say i found one in my $50 steak :)

OK thats the best line so far! LMAO :1orglaugh

If you get up early enough or are just getting in, you can walk up and down the halls of you hotel and eat the half finished food on the room service trays left outside of rooms. I usually eat like a king.

I had a friend just like this a couple years ago - except he went a lot further and sleazier with his scams. He was charismatic as hell, though, and I never saw him get busted. But when he stole from me I cut all ties.

These tips will be useful come Jan.

wow, and they used to call me "the cheap asian" behind my back!? This is amazingly hilarious (and detailed). You are my new guru anal hobbit!

Unreal.......

Great tips, I'm going to be using them.
Not only at internext, but everywhere!