I changed my mind, I would use it to help me take my kids to Disney Land/World

Hire a hooker for $1,000.00 and find the gayest person in the Casino - Tell her she has to at least suck him off to get the Grand :)

I would use it for a upgrade from LV to Channel or how about the change fee to expedite a code 59 from europe

Off to the stadium to watch the Cardinals get killed with me little boy:)

Ron C

1500, but you get the Family discount....

Change the $1000 into $1 bills, get hammered, then head out to one of the shady all-nude clubs in the middle of the day with a couple friends. Get the 45 year old skank stripper to do a spread eagle on stage, the start shooting folded $1 bills at her crack. It's alot of fun :)

ROFLMFAO! "Flight 59 now departing Amsterdam for Hell; all aboard please..."

See you on tour P-I-M-P...

C

Slip the money to one of the security guards on the set of CSI so I can get on set. Pretend to be an extra and pull funny faces and flash my cock in the background while Grissom is examining a dead body on The Strip. Fly home and wait for the new season to finally hit our screens in the UK, then have all my buddies round for beers and just hope I didnt get edited out.

I would have a "white christmas" theme in Vegas at the internext. I would pay props directors who work on porn movies to get some of the best liquids together that look like cum, and drop a huge bucket on random webmasters who act like asses at the internext show. Drunk and pinching ladies' nipples on the internext floor=huge bucket of cum-like liquid all over you! Sort of like from the old 80's nick show "you can't do that on television" except it's cum. Acting like a supreme jackass=huge bucket of cum-like liquid all over your head.

I would also be sure and pimp out an Elvis impersonator especially for the occasion who would come and dance and sing next to the jackass with the bucket full of cum all over them and pose in pictures taken especially for webmasters to view.

BTW I would also tip a few bucks all the twinks to come and lick the cum of people acting like jack asses at the vegas show.

Boy I'm good.

i will use 1k open 166 ($5 for the fees and $1 for the min balance and the other $4 will for my Xmas gift.)epass gifts acount. and then i will have 166 chances to win.

Most CSI episodes are shot in L.A. I have seen at least 5 shootings by my area in the past few years :1orglaugh

I'd use that money to pay a part of hiring a hitman... to take care of the ibill people ;)

not something funny, but seeing as it's xmas, a time to make people happy etc.. I would walk around vegas and find at least 10 homeless people and take them out for something to eat. Not a cheap meal either.. Something that they've probably never had in their lives. I'm sure that something like this would make them feel good and give them some hope..

I would spend the whole $1000 on just that. Everyone deserves something for xmas rich or poor. Only thing is the poor can't really afford it so why not help when you can. It would show them that there are still caring people on this planet.

or maybe take them out for a meal that is not as expensive then ask them what they would love to do that they have not gotten to do in a long time or ever.. So after we eat we would go do that 1 thing that they wanted. As long as it's financially doable that is.

Ohh you actually gotta use the $1000 to do what you said ? lol

Nvm the above post, I don't wanna get in legal trouble (allthought they can't hire shit probably now)

Put everything on red.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

rent a bus, load it up with ibill and a few others and send them off on the "secret covert opp mission" to area 51

pay the driver to not stop at all costs :P

I'd use $500 to buy some xxxsize woman lingerie, then the other $500 to dare the fattest and ugliest webmaster to run half naked with it arround the players ball.

I would buy a bunch of homeless people a nice dinner and donate to the Childrens make a wish society

I would rally up a bunch of random girls and have an epassporte contest.
whoever came up with the most creative idea to do in vegas with a $1000
would win $1000 to carry out her idea

with all seriousness intact....thats a great one...

I would play the 1000$ at a 1$ Blackjack table. But I would always ask the dealer to hit me, even if I have 21. Everytime I'd bust, I'd say "WOOHOO!!!".

This is why you are such a PIMP! Shit, lets do that one anyway... COME TO VEGAS FOR GOD'S SAKE!

I'd use it to round arround town to chappels ... with a hot date called bdjuf.

And ask every place if we can get married !

or how about buying $1000 worth of flesh lights, go into one of the bigger churches in vegas and replace the candles with the flesh lights.

Bet it ALL on one hand of Blackjack in front of the Epassporte crew!

If you get a blackjack you can't ask for another card I think...

Actually put candles in the holes of the fleshlights ;)

i would buy roger a last minute plane ticket first class of course

I would buy a ticket to the Celine Dion show, front seat. Then in the middle of the show, I would jump on the stage, remove my clothes and run naked around the stage as the security guards try to catch me.

I would use the remaining cash for bail.

ah yes, even better.. that would be funny haha

No you can't, that's the only occasion where I could not.. :1orglaugh

I'd purchase $700 worth of lsd & spike everyone on the show floor, then pay someone $100 to pull the fire alarm....and another $200 for a dozen local bums to stand near the exits wearing jason masks & mumbling/screaming incoherently with rubber machetes.

oooookaaaayyy.... that is certainly original....

I'd put the 1000$ on RED then leave and never come back.

Honestly? I would take it to the Nike Golf store in Mandalay Bay and blow the lot.

(that's the only Nike Golf store I have ever heard of)

I would take that money that brag about me "making cash off the internet porn"...

***Halcyon's $1000 ePassporte ePerfect ePink ePlan***

Budget:
$500 front row seats to Blue Man group.
$70 all black sweat suits for tassy and I.
$30 pink liquid latex.
$100 to pay the cabbie to wait for us near the Luxor exit.
$300 in one dollar bills.

The Plan:
Midway during the show, tASSy and I retreat to the bathroom near the BlueMan theatre.
We paint our faces pink.
We return and walk right pass our seats and get up on stage with the blue men.
We steal the mic and scream, "THE BLUE ERA IS OVER!!! LONG LIVE THE PINK!"

Then we yell "Spread the Pink!" as we run through the casino towards the waiting cab. As we run, we throw fistfulls of dollar bills to create a distraction.



A lifelong dream...realized.

Buy two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers.... A quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls
Four Days, Three nights, Two Convertibles, One City
Buy the ticket, take the ride.

HAHAHA!! I just saw that your plan was very similar to mine. I hope SOMEBODY disrupts a show with the money. ;)

I'd buy some shoes