I wonder if we could get a camera in there to video this? Seriously.

with 1k in las vegas, I can get married with a fake elvis.

these are starting to get real good

Apprently you have never watched family guy:

Lois: I'm upset because you never listen to me. This is Atlantic City all over again.
[Lois and Peter at Blackjack table]
Dealer: You've got 20!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter, don't.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: 21!
Peter: Hit me.
Lois: Peter.
Peter: Hit me.
Dealer: That's 30
Peter: Hit me.

I would get my ticket to Vegas with that extra GRAND....

Helping the less fortunate is important but there is nothing wrong with having some fun while doing that.

First, I'll get a bunch of gift baskets full of goodies ready. Then I'd get Brittany Skky and Jamie Brooks in a limo driving and looking for the less fortunate and handing them the baskets.

Now the fun part, the ones that the bitches would find reasonably doable in terms of cleanliness, will get a blowjob over a condom with the other girl in the limo filming the whole thing!

If I win I will give GFY members a pass to the URL for the videos...

I can use it to give $5 to everyone in front of me in line waiting for a cab.

I would take juicy out for dinner then afterwards I would pay some homeless dude to fuck him in the ass while he was drunk and tatto epassporte owns me on his head and take a video and show it to all of gfy!

Step 1 :

Calling a local escort agency.

Step 2 :

Asking for 3 trannies with the biggest dicks (Budget - 600$)

Step 3 :

Sending the trannies to Juicy D. Link's room.

Step 4 :

Hiring the following nightclub bouncers, making sure Juicy can't leave his room. (Budget : 400$)

http://www.porn-sex-list.com/bouncers.jpg

Step 5 :

Re-Playing again and again the following song in the room for the hour.

The song that Juicy will hear over and over...

nice contest!! :thumbsup

Get a deal on a buncha fleshlights, open a stand on the strip and sell em to the drunks and pervs and make a shitload of money

I would take the money buy some mirrors and baby powder place the baby powder in lines and leave them around certain places where I have cameras set up and see how many people try and snort it then post vids here The money would mostly be for the cameras:)

I would use that monty to get a VERY VERY well made George Bush face put on me, one that would look EXACTLY like him. I would also use the money to buy a type of suit he would wear with the USA flag pin on it. I would also hire a bodyguard or 2 for the day to make my George Bush status look real.

I would then walk around all the casinos and laugh at the people who lose money, and tell them how if they don't know how to gamble, they are not true american citizens.
I would also make a bunch of terrorist and oil jokes with people who come and go on the strip. I would flick off people so bad, throwing pennies at them, pushing them and running away, drawing things on the sidewalks, and if anybody would try to approach me, my bodyguards would block them.

And finally, I would hire a dirty hooker which I will screw in public, for everyone to see George Bush paying and having sex with a hooker.

All of this would be video taped and later posted on the internet as "Bush Gone Wild".

I would hire an army of hobos to kill Celine Dion.

sorry but i already hired all the hobo's

I would have a girl next to the desk where the badges are given to hand webmasters a free hardcopy of an english dictionary, a map and a digital version of britannica.

I would pull on a Epassporte Tshirt and start to break down/ destroy a famous place or club!

this will give you guys lots of publicity (bad publicity is also publicity;)
and i would use the 1000$ to pay for the damage i caused...

i would bring 4 $200 hookers and some guy with enormously large dick and then sit down an laugh! :D

I´ll hire Van Damme to escort me during the convention.... well what to do w/ the remaining 950 bucks it´s what i´m trying to figure out...

100 !!!!

101 ! !!!

2 rental cars, one casino parking lot, 1 round of demo derby, and hopefully enough left over for bail

Put it all on the colts winning the super bowl

#104 for me...

try to get a guy who just lost a grand to let me spend the night with his wife...I never did believe it would take a million :-)

So basicly all this to prove you're not a homo

Buy 1000$ worth of candy bars and dump the whole lot in front of a Jenny Craig.

Just watch the Richtor scale go off the charts! :P

Was my pick for the winner until "to watch me drink it :Graucho" :winkwink:

I'd spend 1000$ on tickets for a Celine Dion concert (say you get about 20 of em'), give them to homeless people and offer to buy them dinner if they go to the show and simultaneously boo Celine throughout the whole show.


Bail on them before they can collect on their meal.


Then say hi to the Devil cause you're going straight to hell if you do something as bad as that :P

I would use the Grand to Send a couple tranny Hooker to Juicy's room

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...7&postcount=89 :pimp

Visit every bank you can find in Vegas get change for 1000$ in Pennies.

Be sure they aren't rolled. It should all be loose change.

Hire a few escorts, bring 'em to your hotel room, have your fun.

Leave the "tip" (a few garbage bags filled with 100 000 pennies) by the door. Tell her not to spend it all in one place.

I'd spend the 1K on hiring a Bounty hunter to find Osama bin laden the fuck, I'm sure he is working behind the bar at one of those shady casino's in Vegas.

I would spend 1000 bucks on a a huge glowing neon sign that said "THESE PEOPLE FUCKED ME OUT OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS----> " and then i would stand next to the IBILL Booth at Internext passing out Epoch/Paycom/Epassporte buissness cards! :thumbsup

Whatever u do just try to be as much human as posible in that situation and good will come back to you,merry xmass :thumbsup

or i would give out 1000 free $1 dollar chips and make a deal that everoyne i gave them to split there winnings with me 50/50 on there $1 bet

Well dammit

Get it changed into $10 bills and have a camera crew from the industry follow me around handing it out to skid row peeps...

I'd use the 1K to put some clothes on some homeless guy and get him a rewarding career in the exciting and unpredictable world of Mc'donalds.

DAYUM...............can I share or sumthin :winkwink: