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$200 for ice cream
$50 for kiddie size pool Id have Vanilla and Sunny wrestle inside a kiddie size pool full of ice cream winner gets $750 :P hehehe |
Hire a midget to stick his head inside a fat bitches pussy.
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break up the $1000 in $1 bills, eat it with some ketchup, go to a roulette tabel and shit it out on red
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Could give it to those suicide girls to unexpectedly kick the shit out of each other.
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Bump :winkwink:
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Get a very convincing and attractive tranny escort to go on a date with some lucky webmaster. Go the whole 9 with it. Best restaurants, limo rides, etc. Have the tranny start to get grabby and kissy. Before anything goes too far tell the lucky webmaster the secret.
Be sure to tape the entire thing. |
I would spend an extra grand on a troop of oompa loompas to follow me around the whole show, or at least at the parties.
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I could also imagine spending the grand helping a poor, but VERY hardworking and ambitious newbie make it out to a show he could never afford to network, look for work, show off his skills, etc.
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Get a bunch of t-shirts made with a company logo and url and pay homeless people to walk around the strip all day. Maybe bye them each a cheap meal.
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I would use to to fly toVegas for internext. I have a full pass but no money to get there. lol
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Mouhahahaha. Ibill still goes to the shows and all ? |
I'd tip 1000$ to the security guard having access to the casino's speakerphones and ask him to give the following announcement everywhere in the casino, at 3am for at least 3 times :
"Attention everyone, this is a special announcement from Chris Mallick. Mr. Mallick is inviting everyone in his room for a free buffet and free drinks. His room number is <Room Number>. I repeat, there is a free buffet and free drinks for everyone in the casino. The first 5 people arriving at his room will also receive a special gift. Thank you, good night". |
or if you are looking for something funny other than a serious reason for money i guess i could steal the smash the xbox 360 idea and spend 500 on one
go to a large geeky store smash the shit out of the thing and then use the other 500 towards the tubes for my daughter ;) hehe |
After what happened to me Christmas Day
I will buy $1000 worth of leeches and one razor blade Iwill dump the leeches in a tub. then I will go and catch me the crackhead/gangbanger/punk who fucked up my 4x4's steering collum, while he was trying to steal christmas eve. I will cut tiny little cuts one his body, pecker/balls too with the razor blade. then I dump him in the tub full of leeches and let them drain his blood. Just before he loses enough blood, I make him roll around in some salt , then have him get up leeches and all and throw him out the door into the street. Little prick won't be stealing anymore cars. |
We are picking the winner at 5 today, LA time folks... There are a lot of funny and heart warming ideas here... Maybe we will give out a Grand to one in each category.
Keep em' coming.... C |
I would walk into a Casino and get 1k worth of 5$ chips and go to the middle of the casino, YELL~ Who want's 1k? Throw them everywhere, have it video taped and watch peeps go insane, then get kicked out of the casino, I bet.....
on a serious note, go look for peeps, that look like they need a 100.00 casino chip give them away! |
plan (and dream) #2
Get 1000 $1 bills. Dump out all over the freshly made Venetian Bed. Make sweet, sweet love to tASSy on top of a pile of money. BONUS: Auction off the soiled bills for Habitat for Humanity. |
Keep posting I am getting ready to send in my votes :)
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Tke it and buy a new DV cm and content for our site to make even more money. I know some of thse hottie country chicks would get naked for me for some dough hehe
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Hire a bunch of these country bumpkin babes here and shoot some exclusive content for a new paysite idea I have.
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I would walk to a roulette table with someone from EPass and bet the 1000$ on red or black, The waitress who brings us the ordered bottle of champagne will decide the color.
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I would pay Keyser, Shaliza and Chris to skydive with the Flying Elvises over Las Vegas.
http://www.flyingelvi.com/The%20Flyi.../TeamPhoto.jpg But there is only one problem : They have to jump naked from the plane. :pimp |
I would pay models to walk around CES with big signs that read "While you are here seeing all the new electronics, your wives/girlfriends are upstairs in a suite shooting porn" :winkwink:
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I would find a bunch of hobos and crack whores, buy some colt 45's & hot dogs and throw them all in the cheapest motel in vegas for the best night of their life.
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I'd buy a promotional display at the Internext (right at the entrance) with the following picture on it :
http://www.porn-sex-list.com/ibillgoatse.jpg |
I'd give 1K to the special effect guy working on the images being displayed during Celine Dion's show to display the following image for 5 secs.
http://www.porn-sex-list.com/celinedion.jpg |
30 more minutes guys
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With 1k??
How about finding some Family that really needs a boost, ( and in vegas there are plenty ), and help them out. |
I wont. This ones mine if I win it
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bjjb - yes :)
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Buy 500 worth of toys and 500 in clothes and donte them to a homeless shelter in Vegas
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i'd get change for $1000 worth of nickels and toss them off the Stratosphere... it may make the next episode of CSI
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I guess we still got some time to get some entrys in :winkwink:
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I would hire 10 models and walk with me all day, and pay them 100$ each
It will bring attention :) people will look |
I would give a 1k check for the las vegas recovery center to someone who's about to commit suicide in his car, in a parking lot because he lost his family, his job, his house.. Thanks to his gambling problems.
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rent the biggest electonic bill board on the stip and masturbate on cam for the whole town to see :) :) :)
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I'd rent a bulldozer and destroy the biggest electronic billboard on the strip to make sure we never see bjjb's masturbation session
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Its past 5pm est.
Who is the winner? I win right? |
Use it to pay my lawyer to get back my frozen paypal funds :'(
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This has been a fun contest to read. I look forward to hearing who the winner is...
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And the winner is.....
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=556814 Thanks everyone for playing. C |
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