You know all those mexicans handing out flyers on the sidewalks in vegas for strippers? I'd buy them all beer they promised to go the hell home for ONE day and leave us be.

I would use it to rent a male stripper in a pimp suit and send him to do a private show for Elli while Lars takes pictures.

Not funny but most fullfilling: go into the largest toystore around, buy $1000 worth of nice toys and donate them to 5 families who don't have it as good as we have.
If you wanna throw money out of windows atleast do it with money you've worked (pref. hard) for... what's the fun in waisting money you did not do shit for?

I'd buy $1,000 dollars worth of Xbox 360 BOXES (not the actual 360's mind you) and give them away to random people on the streets and then proclaim it was a direct gift from Bill Gates & Microsoft.

I'd then laugh as news reports would eventually display headlines saying "Microsoft receives hundreds of angry hatemail in an Xbox 360 fake give away."

I have a few ideas.

#1) I would rent a Dodge Viper / Hummer / or Ferrari, get the insurance, and fuck em up in the desert.

#2) I would pay anyone to jump into the lake in front of the Belagio, just before or during the water show. Swim out into one of the rings of fountains. Watching the show from there would be pretty bad ass. Or i would dare them to sit/stand on top of one of the fountains to see just exactly how powerful they are...

#3) Most escort services say if you dont like the way the girl looks, you can turn her down at the door at no charge. So i would call up 50 different $50 escorts, and i would have a "Miss Escort" competition where the girls decide the top 20 that actually get paid. With the winning 20 escorts i would first have a few moments behind closed doors and then with the remaining time i would have them all follow me down to the casino, and we'd take over one of the craps tables.

#4 - my favorite) Rent a bus, find 50 starving bumbs, and then find one cheap all you can eat buffet. This would make an interesting scene... :)

My personal dream is to have sex in a balloon, so i guess i would rent one and have a good time. :) Hell, it could even bear Epass banner for a publicity!

Another idea is to invest money into something socially useful. For example, i could run a small local advertising campaign to get people to donate money or blood, or maybe just call their friends or parents they haven't talked to for a long time.

Or buy toys and books and send them to an orphanage.

I would buy all the epassporte team make a lapdance for me ^^ .

I'd pay for all of anal hobbits hookers and meals,

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lots of good ones

I'd go buy toys and hand them out to the evacuee kids that came here to Baton Rouge to escape Katrina. www.katrinaskidsproject.org :)

Not going to vegas and have no real funny use for it
but will help pay for tubes for my daugthers ears :):)


Chris

Keep the entries coming for your chance of $1,000 :)

And watch the Seahawks kick their ass again

I'd buy $900 worth of KY , for the other 100 bucks I'd print big "IBill" logo on each pack , and give it all to gfyers...

Fuck it I would turn the 1k into 1 dollar bills and throw it up in the air in the casino and watch everyone scramble for them..

Infact I have a video doing that i Need to get it from Illcash LOL

I would buy a hanglider, climb to the highest building and fly all over vegas naked while doing the "helicopter" with my dick. If i happened to spot Van Damme while doing this i would shoot a well placed jizz bomb in his eye and moon him as i fly away in to the sunset victorious.

I would line up as many strippers as physically possible, and stick my fact between thier buttcheeks and go "bpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp"

I could donate that amount to Shaliza to see her naked :)

Hell yes I would. I'd have someone on the ground video it too. :thumbsup

I would kiss you all, just give me that money since I badly need it for my baby ...

What i need to do? do a bump? ok. here is a bump. Anything else you want from me? :pimp

Martini? :pimp

You better add a few zeros to that number pal...
:)

C

i would rent a helicopter fly to the top of the luxur casino and go pyramide jumping. lol

These are great guys! Keep them coming... We will pick a winner tomorrow around 5PM PST...

I hope you all had a great Holiday today...

C

I learned from the best. :winkwink:

Same to you! See you very soon! :thumbsup

Keep the $1k and fix ePass's problems.

BWAHAHAHAHA! We'll make the code 59 insta-pack! Ticket, local map, barf bag and a "My dumb-ass just got 59'd" t-shirt, all in a special "Code 59" travel pouch. Small enough that you could carry a couple on the bus and pack a few in your luggage for long trips. :1orglaugh

I'll buy $700 worth of premium hashish and $300 to buy a camera to make you a creative ad promoting epassporte with the huge amount of hashish I bought :)

Correction: I would line up as many strippers as physically possible, and stick my face between thier buttcheeks and go "bpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbp

$200 for ice cream
$50 for kiddie size pool

Id have Vanilla and Sunny wrestle inside a kiddie size pool full of ice cream winner gets $750 :P
hehehe

Hire a midget to stick his head inside a fat bitches pussy.

by the way, this would be video taped and posted on GFY as well ;)

also have the midget wearing flippers on his feet as well and maybe a snorkel so he can breath properly

break up the $1000 in $1 bills, eat it with some ketchup, go to a roulette tabel and shit it out on red

Could give it to those suicide girls to unexpectedly kick the shit out of each other.

Bump :winkwink:

Get a very convincing and attractive tranny escort to go on a date with some lucky webmaster. Go the whole 9 with it. Best restaurants, limo rides, etc. Have the tranny start to get grabby and kissy. Before anything goes too far tell the lucky webmaster the secret.

Be sure to tape the entire thing.

I would spend an extra grand on a troop of oompa loompas to follow me around the whole show, or at least at the parties.

I could also imagine spending the grand helping a poor, but VERY hardworking and ambitious newbie make it out to a show he could never afford to network, look for work, show off his skills, etc.

Get a bunch of t-shirts made with a company logo and url and pay homeless people to walk around the strip all day. Maybe bye them each a cheap meal.