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I would use to to fly toVegas for internext. I have a full pass but no money to get there. lol
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I'd tip 1000$ to the security guard having access to the casino's speakerphones and ask him to give the following announcement everywhere in the casino, at 3am for at least 3 times :
"Attention everyone, this is a special announcement from Chris Mallick. Mr. Mallick is inviting everyone in his room for a free buffet and free drinks. His room number is <Room Number>. I repeat, there is a free buffet and free drinks for everyone in the casino. The first 5 people arriving at his room will also receive a special gift. Thank you, good night". |
or if you are looking for something funny other than a serious reason for money i guess i could steal the smash the xbox 360 idea and spend 500 on one
go to a large geeky store smash the shit out of the thing and then use the other 500 towards the tubes for my daughter ;) hehe |
After what happened to me Christmas Day
I will buy $1000 worth of leeches and one razor blade Iwill dump the leeches in a tub. then I will go and catch me the crackhead/gangbanger/punk who fucked up my 4x4's steering collum, while he was trying to steal christmas eve. I will cut tiny little cuts one his body, pecker/balls too with the razor blade. then I dump him in the tub full of leeches and let them drain his blood. Just before he loses enough blood, I make him roll around in some salt , then have him get up leeches and all and throw him out the door into the street. Little prick won't be stealing anymore cars. |
We are picking the winner at 5 today, LA time folks... There are a lot of funny and heart warming ideas here... Maybe we will give out a Grand to one in each category.
Keep em' coming.... C |
I would walk into a Casino and get 1k worth of 5$ chips and go to the middle of the casino, YELL~ Who want's 1k? Throw them everywhere, have it video taped and watch peeps go insane, then get kicked out of the casino, I bet.....
on a serious note, go look for peeps, that look like they need a 100.00 casino chip give them away! |
plan (and dream) #2
Get 1000 $1 bills. Dump out all over the freshly made Venetian Bed. Make sweet, sweet love to tASSy on top of a pile of money. BONUS: Auction off the soiled bills for Habitat for Humanity. |
Keep posting I am getting ready to send in my votes :)
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Tke it and buy a new DV cm and content for our site to make even more money. I know some of thse hottie country chicks would get naked for me for some dough hehe
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Hire a bunch of these country bumpkin babes here and shoot some exclusive content for a new paysite idea I have.
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I would walk to a roulette table with someone from EPass and bet the 1000$ on red or black, The waitress who brings us the ordered bottle of champagne will decide the color.
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I would pay Keyser, Shaliza and Chris to skydive with the Flying Elvises over Las Vegas.
http://www.flyingelvi.com/The%20Flyi.../TeamPhoto.jpg But there is only one problem : They have to jump naked from the plane. :pimp |
I would pay models to walk around CES with big signs that read "While you are here seeing all the new electronics, your wives/girlfriends are upstairs in a suite shooting porn" :winkwink:
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I would find a bunch of hobos and crack whores, buy some colt 45's & hot dogs and throw them all in the cheapest motel in vegas for the best night of their life.
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I'd buy a promotional display at the Internext (right at the entrance) with the following picture on it :
http://www.porn-sex-list.com/ibillgoatse.jpg |
I'd give 1K to the special effect guy working on the images being displayed during Celine Dion's show to display the following image for 5 secs.
http://www.porn-sex-list.com/celinedion.jpg |
30 more minutes guys
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With 1k??
How about finding some Family that really needs a boost, ( and in vegas there are plenty ), and help them out. |
I wont. This ones mine if I win it
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bjjb - yes :)
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Buy 500 worth of toys and 500 in clothes and donte them to a homeless shelter in Vegas
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i'd get change for $1000 worth of nickels and toss them off the Stratosphere... it may make the next episode of CSI
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I guess we still got some time to get some entrys in :winkwink:
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I would hire 10 models and walk with me all day, and pay them 100$ each
It will bring attention :) people will look |
I would give a 1k check for the las vegas recovery center to someone who's about to commit suicide in his car, in a parking lot because he lost his family, his job, his house.. Thanks to his gambling problems.
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rent the biggest electonic bill board on the stip and masturbate on cam for the whole town to see :) :) :)
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I'd rent a bulldozer and destroy the biggest electronic billboard on the strip to make sure we never see bjjb's masturbation session
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Its past 5pm est.
Who is the winner? I win right? |
Use it to pay my lawyer to get back my frozen paypal funds :'(
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This has been a fun contest to read. I look forward to hearing who the winner is...
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And the winner is.....
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=556814 Thanks everyone for playing. C |
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