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nocostporn 09-22-2002 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7



Do you think black people are worse than female bums?

Racist...
Obviously you are violent too, as you suggested shooting me in the head. You need therapy man.

um racist? I can't say black? I just know people liek you,you pick on the weak.. a gigantic black guy would scare you much worse than a gigantic white guy,yeah...That's the vibe I get from you


edit that racist remark out,would be smart on your part

KingK7 09-22-2002 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn


um racist? I can't say black? I just know people liek you,you pick on the weak.. a gigantic black guy would scare you much worse than a gigantic white guy,yeah...That's the vibe I get from you


edit that racist remark out,would be smart on your part

What do you mean? I am black... just have a light complexion.
Why would I edit that out? And why would I pick on a black guy? You are confusing me.

nocostporn 09-22-2002 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7


What do you mean? I am black... just have a light complexion.
Why would I edit that out? And why would I pick on a black guy? You are confusing me.


shit is just flying over your head isn't it? nevermind,you're just as useless as a street bum...First person and probably the last I'm going to have to block....

KingK7 09-22-2002 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by nocostporn



shit is just flying over your head isn't it? nevermind,you're just as useless as a street bum...First person and probably the last I'm going to have to block....

Now you are talking down on street bums, I thought you loved them? You need to get your shit straight...
:1orglaugh

Please don't block me, then you wont get to see episode #2, which I will dedicate to you and Carrie.
It involves a bucket of water and a bag of flour and the "Captain".
Should be a blast...

Jeez

KingK7 09-22-2002 08:10 PM

Hell, I am putting this shit on a website:

nocostbumfights.com

SleazyDream 09-22-2002 08:50 PM

Laugh with someone, not at them. That wasn't cool.

Carrie 09-22-2002 11:24 PM

I love the assumptions that because I said what I did, I must never have seen bums or interacted with them.
I took in a homeless person. Got her cleaned up. Got her off of the fucking drugs. Couldn't get her to go to school, but tried. Resurrected a relationship between her and her mother (after I took the time and effort to gain custody of her) and eventually, got her in a position where she was clean, she was staying away from the crowd that encouraged and enabled her behavior, and she was ready to go home. It worked.

During the ordeal she ran away a couple of times. She would physically strike out at us. She'd be given the trust to go out and would return high as a kite. It didn't work immediately.
It took the TIME and the EFFORT to show her that we wouldn't give up on her like everyone else did.
And it WORKED.

So I know what I speak. :321GFY

As for someone saying they'd never hire someone with no hygeine - you don't have a bathroom in your offices? It's a new invention, real high-tech. You can wash in there with this cool thing called water and this slippery stuff called soap.
You should get one.

pentae 09-22-2002 11:31 PM

Nice work king :thumbsup

You should capitalize on the situation. You need to go and offer her a few bucks to perform degrading public sex acts..

KingK7 09-23-2002 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Carrie
bla bla bla I am the good samaritan bla bla bla

So I know what I speak. :321GFY

As for someone saying they'd never hire someone with no hygeine - you don't have a bathroom in your offices? It's a new invention, real high-tech. You can wash in there with this cool thing called water and this slippery stuff called soap.
You should get one.

You think there would be a difference between a person that is still in school, and one that has been a homeless bum for the last 30 years? You have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

Yes I have a nice big bathroom in this office, as I am sure you have one in your trailer.
There is no chance in hell I'd let that stinking bum into it though.
Besides, I already gave her a bath, are you fucking blind?

fiveyes 09-23-2002 09:34 AM

Yuoo hefe-a certeeenly shoon yuoorselff tu be-a a feene-a, upstundeeng yuoong mun veet nut oonly un ixemplury etteetoode-a fur yuoor felloo mun, boot a defeluped sense-a ooff cummooneeceshun skeells.

Yuoo'll gu fer in leeffe-a, I'm soore-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

fiveyes 09-23-2002 09:43 AM

Tu iferyune-a ilse-a:
Seence-a thees persun seems a beet sloo in ingleesh, pleese-a use-a zee trunsleshun bux here-a

*** http://tbrowne.best.vwh.net/chef/ ***

tu furm yuoor reply. Bork Bork Bork!

fiveyes 09-23-2002 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
sheet is joost flyeeng oofer yuoor heed isn't it? nefermeend,yuoo're-a joost es useless es a street boom...Furst persun und prubebly zee lest I'm gueeng tu hefe-a tu bluck....
Bork Bork Bork!

Dun't let heem get tu yuoo, he-a's oobfeeuoosly joost a keed veet tuu mooch teeme-a oon hees hunds.
Bork Bork Bork!

HQ 09-23-2002 10:15 AM

Splashing water on someone is not a big deal. KingK7 should have explained the full story first, as it does look quite mean when you think it's just a random act of insensitivity towards the homeless.

I have no bums hanging around my office, so I can not relate!

KingK7 09-23-2002 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveyes
Yuoo hefe-a certeeenly shoon yuoorselff tu be-a a feene-a, upstundeeng yuoong mun veet nut oonly un ixemplury etteetoode-a fur yuoor felloo mun, boot a defeluped sense-a ooff cummooneeceshun skeells.

Yuoo'll gu fer in leeffe-a, I'm soore-a.
Bork Bork Bork!

Damn that shit is getting old, geek.

As for getting far in life... It doesnt get much better than this.
You submitted your TGP galleries today?

Dork Dork Dork!

-=HOAX=- 09-23-2002 10:26 AM

*sigh*

Dawgy 09-23-2002 10:36 AM

your office looks pretty tight, show us some pics :)

sherie 09-23-2002 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
"are there no prisons? are there no poor houses?"
LMFAO Great flick!!

Joshua 09-23-2002 10:40 AM

ROTFL. Funny! :1orglaugh

RockDaddy 09-23-2002 10:56 AM

Did I miss something other than the glass of water?? Did you beat her with a baseball bat or something??

No one here has ever thrown water balloons at an unsuspecting person?? Or doused them with a water blaster?? Or got caught in a sudden rainstorm??

It's JUST water. It'll dry!!

Shit, I wake my kids up like that at least once a week just for the hell of it.


She probably doesn't even remember that it happened by now.

Steve 09-23-2002 11:18 AM

Bums suck. Bums made NYC a pile of shit when that fucking tennis loving goofy fuckface Dinkins was the Mayor. I worked nights in NYC and the place was sometimes frightening - hookers, bums, junkies, and criminals all over the fucking 5 boroughs - and more bums on Madison Ave than anywhere else! Yeah, those high priced storefronts lock up for the night and Rufus and Lester piss all over the fucking place as they moved in with their cardboard condos.

Once Herr Rudy came to power, it was a miracle. No more squeegie men, panhandlers, no more homeless mental cases, the fucking hookers went way down, and I didn't have to worry about the 9mm Crack Killer in Brooklyn anymore. Greatest mayor that city has had in my lifetime, wether he banged his assistant or not.

I have no problem with homeless shelters, mental help for serious mental patients, and any kind of aid to help those who need it. But get the fuck off the streets. People on the streets are either victims, or victimizers. If your buildings guys can't keep the bums out, hire some whacky Ukranians - best super I knew in NY was a big ballbuster from the Ukraine. Nobody fucked with Boris's building.

KingK7 09-23-2002 08:56 PM

Dang, the posting stopped. And here I was hoping to win that DVD player, so I could sell it to buy booze for these poor souls.

You people are heartless!

Steve 09-23-2002 09:33 PM

video tape them pissing on the sidewalk, that will stir it up some more

Cogitator 09-24-2002 10:44 AM

Sweden has a socialist system there that's pretty damn generous. People who end up being bums usually have pretty bad mental or drug (or both) problems.

fear 09-24-2002 04:35 PM

The best thing that ever came from Sweden is:<br><br> http://www.generalsnus.com/ImageLibrary/pic_pp.jpg

Mmmmmmmm.....

BradShaw 09-24-2002 07:12 PM

I saw a bum today and peed on them just for you kingk!

dig420 09-24-2002 07:41 PM

I WAS a bum off and on from age 16 to 18 before I figured out how to survive in this world.

Rorion Gracie ended up a bum in Fla. the first time he came to this country to try to start up a Gracie Jiu-Jitsu school.

Both of us are doing very well now thank you....

Life is a wheel, what comes around goes around. I just pray that one of these bumfighting freaks runs into someone like Rorion one day pulling thier sick shit and catches a broken arm for their trouble.

Think they'll air THAT tape?

BradShaw 09-24-2002 07:54 PM

Dig, you must have made a cute bum!

dig420 09-24-2002 07:55 PM

no. I was usually starved half to death and desperate enough to steal, and unwashed.

it's hard to be cute when you're a bum, but look at me now!!

KingK7 09-24-2002 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
I saw a bum today and peed on them just for you kingk!
Derek WORKS for you man, cut him some slack :1orglaugh

BradShaw 09-24-2002 08:02 PM

KingK, any new footage to entertain us?

KingK7 09-24-2002 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
KingK, any new footage to entertain us?
Not yet, I have something hilarious coming up next time the "Captain" or his "girlfriend" decide to do a sleep-over though.

I saw her heading for the entrance door earlier today as I was coming back from lunch. She just turned the other way once she saw me though, she must not like me?

Troels 09-26-2002 07:57 AM

The only thing that amazes me in those videos is the fact that KingGay7 was able to make such a perfect hit with the water!

And I'm not sure that bum was drunk. Her and her husband are probably just friendly tourists from Finland overwhelmed by boredom. That usually happens to people who visit Malmų...

KingK7 09-26-2002 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troels
The only thing that amazes me in those videos is the fact that KingGay7 was able to make such a perfect hit with the water!

And I'm not sure that bum was drunk. Her and her husband are probably just friendly tourists from Finland overwhelmed by boredom. That usually happens to people who visit Malmų...

Haha, homo..
Are you in Copenhagen now? I am thinking about coming over over the weekend. Maybe next weekend?

BradShaw 09-26-2002 09:08 AM

Copenhagen the new tranny hang out spot? I hear thats where tranny trick is shot?

KingK7 09-26-2002 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
Copenhagen the new tranny hang out spot? I hear thats where tranny trick is shot?
Yeah, we are shooting trannybeastbus.com over the weekend
It's basically Troels (the tranny) driving around picking up stray dogs around the city. :1orglaugh

Kimmykim 09-26-2002 10:43 AM

OMG, I cant believe I read this whole thread, I'm not sure which posts are the funniest!!!

beemk 09-26-2002 11:05 AM

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Originally posted by KingK7
I have something hilarious coming up next time the "Captain" or his "girlfriend" decide to do a sleep-over though.

mabye next time it would be funnier if you stuck around to see their reaction instead of running like a little bitch.

KingK7 09-26-2002 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk


mabye next time it would be funnier if you stuck around to see their reaction instead of running like a little bitch.

What, you didnt see the 2 other clips? She looked rather wet and pissed off to me.

BradShaw 09-26-2002 12:30 PM

Yes KingK stick around next time, and pee on them!

Troels 09-26-2002 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingK7


Haha, homo..
Are you in Copenhagen now? I am thinking about coming over over the weekend. Maybe next weekend?

Yeah I'm in Copenhagen. Got back from Spain last week.
Brought some bug with me - think it's Salmonella. Been fuck sick while I've been back. Jonas and his brother got some food poisoning as well.

Although it's probably some kind of hooker related virus...

If I feel ok we can go out saturday. Give me a call, and I'll show you the latest gay spots with 2 friends.

<img src="http://64.38.225.40/olivia/borat2.jpg" width="700">


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