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Godsmack 08-21-2008 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14642502)
fuckin A

totally agree with you, it takes fucking confidence!

i swear i have good looks and game they go hand and hand, my good looks came first and the game came with more experience now i can go up to any hotty in the bar of my choosing and pick her up.

i totally believe you also, good on ya, other people just like to hate because they have never manned up or stepped up.

i am ALL about the quality and not quantity, but when your me you get quality + quantity.
Nice man!

Do you wank while looking in the mirror?

MetaMan 08-21-2008 01:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Godsmack (Post 14642540)
Nice man!

Do you wank while looking in the mirror?
where have you guys beeeeen?
i havent heard back since that early morning.

i will be back in town shortly, not to sure if you guys want your stuff still or not?
i been on the run around so i dont have much time to stay in touch with everything but let me know.

bbm 08-21-2008 01:23 PM
How does is taste?

stickyfingerz 08-21-2008 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641799)
and man was it fucking sweet tasting, i was amazed, lil ass lick lil pussy lick, the usual, but dam the entire thing was like nectar juice.

i normally go after older women and it just so happened a 18 yo i knew from through a friend wanted my jock and it was fucking amazing.

i may have to go back for seconds wow its nice being me. :pimp
You accidentally added "18 yo" in your thread title and post. Don't mean to be a grammar Nazi, just letting you know.

MetaMan 08-21-2008 01:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bbm (Post 14642565)
How does is taste?
imagine a maple tree and a peach tree came together as one. :pimp

TheAmericanCannibal 08-21-2008 01:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14642524)
this is where you fall off ive seen your pic you have 0 game, you are the type of doucebag who thinks they have game by using their cash to get chicks.

i am a real pimp, girls do not get a dime out of me. i got money but that would be the day when i let a girl touch it.

she would be lucky if i let her get an extra dipping sauce at the mcdies drivethru for her mcnuggets. :2 cents:


That's funny...

My GF is Aaliyah Love dumbass.

U seem to just "get it" now don't you?

Man you are too funny


BAHAHAHAHA

MetaMan 08-21-2008 01:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 14642631)
That's funny...

My GF is Aaliyah Love dumbass.

U seem to just "get it" now don't you?

Man you are too funny


BAHAHAHAHA
whats your point i bang hotter chicks then you?
i know already you dont have to remind me.

TheAmericanCannibal 08-21-2008 01:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14642659)
whats your point i bang hotter chicks then you?
i know already you dont have to remind me.

Point is.

It's all about confidence.
Aaliyah makes her own money.

I am not a rockstar dude.

I have a bigger cock than you do.

And you don't know what you are talking about.
Your psychic abilities have you batting 0-4, Yuri Geller

MetaMan 08-21-2008 01:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 14642678)
Point is.

It's all about confidence.
Aaliyah makes her own money.

I am not a rockstar dude.

I have a bigger cock than you do.

And you don't know what you are talking about.
Your psychic abilities have you batting 0-4, Yuri Geller
look dude i know you live in a daily mid life crisis so i will do you a favor this time and not break it down for you.

here is some psychic abilities for you...... KB is gay

Martin 08-21-2008 01:45 PM
Play on playboy.

TheAmericanCannibal 08-21-2008 01:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14642687)
look dude i know you live in a daily mid life crisis so i will do you a favor this time and not break it down for you.

here is some psychic abilities for you...... KB is gay

Good one.

You really got me.

I am speechless

MetaMan 08-21-2008 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 14642703)
Good one.

You really got me.

I am speechless
you decided to shut up for once?

good for you dude!

AaliyahLove 08-21-2008 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 14642703)
Good one.

You really got me.

I am speechless
He's kidding.. he's never speechless :)

baddog 08-21-2008 01:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14642502)

totally agree with you, it takes fucking confidence!
http://juliablue.com/confidence.jpg

Deej 08-21-2008 02:00 PM
This thread delivers more than ordered :thumbsup

AaliyahLove 08-21-2008 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14642512)
look girl yawn or puke all you want.

if you spend 5 min with me you wouldnt be able to decide whether you want to fuck me, fall in love with me or both.

i know your type you go for the ugly rocker type wannabes, do yourself a favor and stay away real guys like me you aint on my level trust me when i tell you I AM OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.

i like real women.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Ugly rocker types? HUH??
There is nothing about you that says "real man".. You're the "type" of man that feels the need to brag about "taking advantage" of some poor 18 yr old girl on GFY so u can get a bunch of virtual hi-5's from ur Bros.. well I am telling you, you are wrong, I am not impressed and i would never fuck you or fall in love with you, you are a douchey-mcdouche. KING DOUCHE :repuke

AaliyahLove 08-21-2008 02:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14642787)
LOL Baddog I heart you!! PLZ point this Meta-douche out to me at the next convention I'd like to see what a REAL MAN thats OUTTA MY LEAGUE looks like :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 08-21-2008 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 14642803)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Ugly rocker types? HUH??
There is nothing about you that says "real man".. You're the "type" of man that feels the need to brag about "taking advantage" of some poor 18 yr old girl on GFY so u can get a bunch of virtual hi-5's from ur Bros.. well I am telling you, you are wrong, I am not impressed and i would never fuck you or fall in love with you, you are a douchey-mcdouche. KING DOUCHE :repuke
you cant fuck me because i would never let you, trust me.

i am real with my women, she was a friend from before, and she still is.
i havent told a single friend of mine because she is known to us as a real nice girl and it's no ones business, unlike you losers i have friends outside of GFY so when i air out my laundry on here im not talking to all my best friends.

i dont take advantage of women like you take advantage of middle aged men for $.

BURNNNNNNN

its gettin hot in hurrrrr.

baddog 08-21-2008 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 14642817)
LOL Baddog I heart you!! PLZ point this Meta-douche out to me at the next convention I'd like to see what a REAL MAN thats OUTTA MY LEAGUE looks like :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Here ya go

AaliyahLove 08-21-2008 02:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14642839)
you cant fuck me because i would never let you, trust me.

i am real with my women, she was a friend from before, and she still is.
i havent told a single friend of mine because she is known to us as a real nice girl and it's no ones business, unlike you losers i have friends outside of GFY so when i air out my laundry on here im not talking to all my best friends.

i dont take advantage of women like you take advantage of middle aged men for $.

BURNNNNNNN

its gettin hot in hurrrrr.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ok I had fun but I'm done w this thread I have to get back to work.. I mean taking advantage of middle age men for $.. thats why all of my customers are repeat customers u idiot.. have fun with your 18 yr old twat, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about. You intellect seems to be about on the level of an 18 year old so hey it might work out for you. Plz let us all know when you bang her again so we can congratulate you some more. :thumbsup :321GFY
ps- ur still a douche.. now ur a douche arguing with a 23 yr old webcam girl on a message board.. hows it feel? I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU game over.

tranza 08-21-2008 02:14 PM
Your FIRST 18yo pussy?

You shouldn't brag about that man, seriously, that's pretty much the same as saying that you didn't get laid when you were 16-20.

Deej 08-21-2008 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 14642873)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ok I had fun but I'm done w this thread I have to get back to work.. I mean taking advantage of middle age men for $.. thats why all of my customers are repeat customers u idiot.. have fun with your 18 yr old twat, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about. You intellect seems to be about on the level of an 18 year old so hey it might work out for you. Plz let us all know when you bang her again so we can congratulate you some more. :thumbsup :321GFY
ps- ur still a douche.. now ur a douche arguing with a 23 yr old webcam girl on a message board.. hows it feel? I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU game over.
You ARE just as cool, youre arguing with him too...

MetaMan 08-21-2008 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 14642873)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ok I had fun but I'm done w this thread I have to get back to work.. I mean taking advantage of middle age men for $.. thats why all of my customers are repeat customers u idiot.. have fun with your 18 yr old twat, I'm sure you two have a lot to talk about. You intellect seems to be about on the level of an 18 year old so hey it might work out for you. Plz let us all know when you bang her again so we can congratulate you some more. :thumbsup :321GFY
ps- ur still a douche.. now ur a douche arguing with a 23 yr old webcam girl on a message board.. hows it feel? I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS YOU game over.
im so proud of you for your repeat customers!

i mean using your "brain" and all to earn your living i totally respect that out of a webcam "girl" (or though i would use a different phrase myself)

better an 18yo one then one that is seen by everyone else no?

hey here is a tip USE PARAGRAPHS, they taught that in all the classes you dropped out of.

FACT: i agree you are not as cool as me, i hit the hottest smartest girls on the planet, dont be jealous because you didnt make the cut.

have a great day. :pimp

HI HATER HI HATER

Jayvis 08-21-2008 02:19 PM
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7...diormenjk3.jpg

Don't worry Metaman, brought you some hater blockers. :thumbsup

Deej 08-21-2008 02:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14642877)
Your FIRST 18yo pussy?

You shouldn't brag about that man, seriously, that's pretty much the same as saying that you didn't get laid when you were 16-20.
taggin the nanny since 1987 :thumbsup

Jeka 08-21-2008 02:40 PM
http://caitlinsxxx.net/Meta&#37;20man/header.GIF

BradM 08-21-2008 02:42 PM
AaliyahLove: What is your dysfunction?

DatingGameExpert 08-21-2008 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641905)
:1orglaugh

dude if u saw pics of the average type of chick i bang you would shit your fucking pants. i bang 10/10 fucking hotties and the few people who know me here know it also.

i dont do it to brag i do it so some of you HATERS will have some fucking hope on getting out of your shitty ass life by peering into someones who is much better MINE.
Whatever makes you feel better bro. I however don't need to brag about getting laid like you. I'm personally not hating, just think you're a bit pathetic, do your thing bro.

Jay-Rock 08-21-2008 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 14642803)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Ugly rocker types? HUH??
There is nothing about you that says "real man".. You're the "type" of man that feels the need to brag about "taking advantage" of some poor 18 yr old girl on GFY so u can get a bunch of virtual hi-5's from ur Bros.. well I am telling you, you are wrong, I am not impressed and i would never fuck you or fall in love with you, you are a douchey-mcdouche. KING DOUCHE :repuke
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh Well said.

Manowar 08-21-2008 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by klaze (Post 14642085)
Is MetaMan funny?

I miss being 18 banging 16 yearolds.

Some of my 25 - 27 yearold friends still pickup and bang 18 - 19 yearold girls at bars..
you should still be on it

skinnay 08-21-2008 04:49 PM
http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h9...e/Applause.gif

D Ghost 08-21-2008 04:50 PM
hot hot hot

minddust 08-21-2008 04:50 PM
methmannnn crack pipe puff puff

Shagbunny 08-21-2008 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641874)
6'3 perfect height, not to tall not to short
i am like a stallion.
more like a giraffe, not too tall... GTFO!

SuzzyQ 08-21-2008 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14642877)
Your FIRST 18yo pussy?

You shouldn't brag about that man, seriously, that's pretty much the same as saying that you didn't get laid when you were 16-20.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 08-21-2008 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 14643745)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
READ THE THREAD foo

do you expect tranza to read it NO
yet you quote him haha

BucksMania 08-21-2008 06:33 PM
a lot of people do the same but dont scream on the boards about it
what's your idea?

Iron Fist 08-21-2008 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert (Post 14641885)
Congrats on getting laid! People that brag about this kind of thing don't normally get much ass.
Nah, people that need to brag about it at all are lying through their teeth. The fact the MM has to start threads all about getting laid on GFY all day just proves that he has no experience in such matters.

GFY is cheaper than buying a porn mag I guess. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SomeCreep 08-21-2008 06:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641799)
and man was it fucking sweet tasting, i was amazed, lil ass lick lil pussy lick, the usual, but dam the entire thing was like nectar juice.
:pimp
http://www.poprox.us/ul/1830-550x-Th...%20Swartz2.jpg

DatingGameExpert 08-21-2008 06:59 PM
EXCLUSIVE photo of the pair before they had sex!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...4/promdate.jpg

moneybiz 08-21-2008 07:10 PM
I have never successfuly had sex with a 18 year old because my dick just wont fit in.

SuzzyQ 08-21-2008 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14643781)
READ THE THREAD foo

do you expect tranza to read it NO
yet you quote him haha
You are a complete, total and utter idiot...

Peace 08-21-2008 07:30 PM
for me it was when that girl you tasted were a sperm...

jonesonyou 08-21-2008 07:34 PM
congrats

BadBrad 08-21-2008 08:19 PM
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...ion_whore1.jpg

MetaMan 08-21-2008 10:16 PM
HI HATERS!

everyone here wants to be me it is fucking hilarious!

id post the pics but then where would be the fun in that? half you people are worthless and for some reason i care what you think.

you care about ME not the other way around. :pimp

you people should thank me i give you a 5min break from your worthless lives. :1orglaugh

HI HATERS :pimp

MetaMan 08-21-2008 10:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucksMania (Post 14643850)
a lot of people do the same but dont scream on the boards about it
what's your idea?
what makes you think i give a flying fuck what you people do? :pimp

bloggingseo 08-21-2008 10:26 PM
LOL Metaman you so craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzayyyyyyyyy.

I bet you masturbated hard while you wrote out this fantasy

MetaMan 08-21-2008 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bloggingseo (Post 14644807)
LOL Metaman you so craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzayyyyyyyyy.

I bet you masturbated hard while you wrote out this fantasy
it is great living my fantasies, i think i am def one of Gods favorite sons.

Iron Fist 08-21-2008 11:02 PM
No one can love Mario Brothers that much... at least not as much as making avatars and sigs for it... there is something wrong there.


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