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woj 08-21-2008 11:10 PM

100 18 year old pussies

Iron Fist 08-21-2008 11:14 PM

Let's hope they were all shaved too :)

WWC 08-21-2008 11:16 PM

no pics, no proof!

Penny24Seven 08-21-2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14642839)
you cant fuck me because i would never let you, trust me.

i am real with my women, she was a friend from before, and she still is.
i havent told a single friend of mine because she is known to us as a real nice girl and it's no ones business, unlike you losers i have friends outside of GFY so when i air out my laundry on here im not talking to all my best friends.

i dont take advantage of women like you take advantage of middle aged men for $.

BURNNNNNNN

its gettin hot in hurrrrr.

You just said you met her through a friend and now you say she was a friend from before. Before what? Turning 18 and you were just waiting LOL, well why did you say you met her through a friend?
Didn't wanna admit you hung out with a 17 year old?

I still do not get it anyway. 18 year olds bang anything that moves so I would think even some normal douche can do that if not two at the same time LOL, Your bragging about something like buying a gallon of milk.
Last time I checked there was more then one 18 year old out there and even better. I believe Hugh Hef said it " Every year I get old and there will always be girls turning 18 too" haha well something like that.

Not trying to put you down I would just assume it would be like nothing to a man like you. Bragging about something is showing what your content with. I had friends that would brag about having 1000 cash in their pocket LOL, at the time I had 100,000 in my bank and I sure as hell would not tell them cause I was not content with that.

So go drink a coke and look for your next 18 year old cause this shit should be like clock work for you. When you tap 6 at one time , then come in here and brag but you better bring some fucking pics haha

NicAngel 08-21-2008 11:23 PM

wow..what a guy.

MetaMan 08-21-2008 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 14644996)
You just said you met her through a friend and now you say she was a friend from before. Before what? Turning 18 and you were just waiting LOL, well why did you say you met her through a friend?
Didn't wanna admit you hung out with a 17 year old?

she is my buddies cousin, i was friends with her before hand, i was taken she used to fly in and hang out with us for many many years.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 14644996)
I still do not get it anyway. 18 year olds bang anything that moves so I would think even some normal douche can do that if not two at the same time LOL, Your bragging about something like buying a gallon of milk.
Last time I checked there was more then one 18 year old out there and even better. I believe Hugh Hef said it " Every year I get old and there will always be girls turning 18 too" haha well something like that.

i bang 10/10 chicks its like comparing fuckin russian prince vodka to grey goose.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 14644996)
Not trying to put you down I would just assume it would be like nothing to a man like you. Bragging about something is showing what your content with. I had friends that would brag about having 1000 cash in their pocket LOL, at the time I had 100,000 in my bank and I sure as hell would not tell them cause I was not content with that.

who's bragging? not me. i just like to see how many GFY haters i cant whirl up. you people always think i am bullshitting but all my stories are for real.

one of my friends know because he was there, there is a difference, what you seem to not understand is i dont go around and give my buddies high fives.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 14644996)
So go drink a coke and look for your next 18 year old cause this shit should be like clock work for you. When you tap 6 at one time , then come in here and brag but you better bring some fucking pics haha

who says i dont have pics? thatd be the day i post them here, people who have seen me get the deal, and people who have seen my women get the deal.

it's not my fault you guys are so caught up on me. i mean look at this thread 1000 fucking views already and i barely even gave you people a snippet. fact is people know i am a pimp and they just cant handle it.

look bro dont hate appreciate, i still wish you haters to get your pimp game going.

always remember:

when players like me set a date, simps like you sit at home and masterbate

Bojangles 08-21-2008 11:45 PM

You be pimpin'

Drake 08-21-2008 11:52 PM

Teen girls lover older guys. It's a status thing.

PSSuperstars 08-22-2008 12:54 AM

This is really good marketing, Meta..
Post all these things so the dudes who aren't getting laid "respect" you and sign up under ya. It's genius. It's the same as every other fake nick and persona on here...

Just you guys talking out your ass to get the real hardworkers of the industry who send yall traffic to "look up to you" and sign up.

I think that's why the majority of people don't even respond to these threads.. it's like unspoken code that it's just done to attract the "props" of the sexless nerds.

I mean it's cool that you can set and postulate like this and come up with what to say and all...
But god, doesn't the bravado get boring?

potter 08-22-2008 01:01 AM

Does that mean you didn't loose your virginity until you were 19+ ???? Or did you just have a dry spell around the age of 18 ????

Iron Fist 08-22-2008 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14645044)
always remember:

when players like me set a date, simps like you sit at home and masterbate

Damn, that's not half bad actually! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NinjaSteve 08-22-2008 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 14642803)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Ugly rocker types? HUH??
There is nothing about you that says "real man".. You're the "type" of man that feels the need to brag about "taking advantage" of some poor 18 yr old girl on GFY so u can get a bunch of virtual hi-5's from ur Bros.. well I am telling you, you are wrong, I am not impressed and i would never fuck you or fall in love with you, you are a douchey-mcdouche. KING DOUCHE :repuke

LOL!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...rkHighFive.png

jjmerago 08-22-2008 01:31 AM

Did anyone stop to notice his location ... Calgary ... bragging about 10/10 in calgary is like 10/10 in a leper colony to the rest of the world.
Calgary - smells like shit and has a river .... much like pittsburgh. If you can't score there turn in your dick because you my friend are a frenchman.

Plus the girls there especially the 18 yro have been "trained" chugga chugga choo choo by 30 oil riggers in 5 hrs up in the oil sands.

Oh and if you miss you friends you can find them all here hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Fuck that site is HI- Larry -Us !!!

VicD 08-22-2008 04:33 AM

dirty old pervert :)

BigDeanEvans 07-15-2010 11:52 PM

Jesus fucking Christ... can you image someone actually eating some pussy and coming here bragging about it?

I mean, what the fuck, is board full of 16 yr olds?

papill0n 07-15-2010 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans (Post 17339385)
Jesus fucking Christ... can you image someone actually eating some pussy and coming here bragging about it?

I mean, what the fuck, is board full of 16 yr olds?

u eaten any 18yo puss lately ?

D Ghost 07-16-2010 12:00 AM

I've been lately, very nice, very nice...

papagmp 07-16-2010 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 14642078)
man you are one sick fuck for thinking this is ok to do to your sister

Fuck............ Bring Me Your Sister!!!

And congrats and welcum to the club! :thumbsup


Actually I've always loved younger women and I do get the stray straggler or two myself. My current love is 29 years younger than I am and is best friends with the model in my avatar. Game must go a LONG way cuz I sure as hell don't do it with looks or money. It must be awesome to have all three :upsidedow

Chosen 07-16-2010 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans (Post 17339385)
Jesus fucking Christ... can you image someone actually eating some pussy and coming here bragging about it?

I mean, what the fuck, is board full of 16 yr olds?

Why would someone bump 2 year old thread???

martinsc 07-16-2010 01:10 AM

what's up with the bumping old threads lately?

Fiddler 07-16-2010 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641905)
:1orglaugh

dude if u saw pics of the average type of chick i bang you would shit your fucking pants. i bang 10/10 fucking hotties and the few people who know me here know it also.

pics or it didnt happen

ottopottomouse 07-16-2010 04:20 AM

Congratulations on imagining you lost your virginity. Now wake up or you'll be late for school.

Grapesoda 07-16-2010 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641905)
:1orglaugh


i dont do it to brag .

it's not bragging if you can do it $.02

CaptainHowdy 07-16-2010 06:34 AM

Where are we?

Serial Pervert 07-16-2010 06:38 AM

i've tasted some, delicious.

NaughtyRob 07-16-2010 09:12 AM

Most 18 yr old girls are terrible at fucking but incredible at sucking cock.

chronig 07-16-2010 09:32 AM

Too old... :disgust

Amputate Your Head 07-16-2010 09:38 AM

Congrats on your successful masterbatory fantasy. Someday it may even come true.

Choopa Phil 07-16-2010 09:42 AM

nothing like a 2 1/2 year old bump

roly 07-16-2010 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641874)

i am like a stallion.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l3drt5pB49...tlemissy01.jpg

CaptainHowdy 07-16-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly (Post 17340366)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh...

ottopottomouse 07-16-2010 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly (Post 17340366)

This man is very big. The world's tallest man is Xing Chou from China, his height is 139 inches.
Have luck, MetaMan who likes to lick cats.

mafia_man 07-16-2010 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641799)
and man was it fucking sweet tasting, i was amazed, lil ass lick lil pussy lick, the usual, but dam the entire thing was like nectar juice.

i normally go after older women and it just so happened a 18 yo i knew from through a friend wanted my jock and it was fucking amazing.

i may have to go back for seconds wow its nice being me. :pimp

I don't get it. You're a chauvinistic arsehole but this is the first time you've banged an 18 year old?

Cash4Me 07-16-2010 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roly (Post 17340366)

:1orglaugh
God save that little cute horse...

alexchechs 07-16-2010 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justin (Post 14642078)
man you are one sick fuck for thinking this is ok to do to your sister

zing!!!!

sortie 07-16-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641799)
and man was it fucking sweet tasting, i was amazed, lil ass lick lil pussy lick, the usual, but dam the entire thing was like nectar juice.

i normally go after older women and it just so happened a 18 yo i knew from through a friend wanted my jock and it was fucking amazing.

i may have to go back for seconds wow its nice being me. :pimp

It must have been hell to have been 18 one time yourself and not even getting any pussy
back then.

:1orglaugh

mgtarheels 07-16-2010 05:13 PM

We're still waiting for your picture, Meta.

MetaMan 07-16-2010 05:30 PM

HATAS be mad because i been swining my cak all up in your bitches faces. :1orglaugh

HEY sortie you fucking CGI programming cock sucking loser when i was 18 i tapped 20+ year olds. DO THE MATH and no your ruler isnt mis marked my cock is that big. DAM SON.

this thread is 2 years old and ALL OF YOU BITCHES are still on my jock.

me = :pimp

MetaMan 07-16-2010 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17341576)
We're still waiting for your picture, Meta.

why do you think i give a fuck?

make yourself useful like go ram your head into a wall maybe it will trigger the on button in your small brain. :2 cents:

mgtarheels 07-16-2010 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17341625)
why do you think i give a fuck?

make yourself useful like go ram your head into a wall maybe it will trigger the on button in your small brain. :2 cents:

Coming from the guy who acts like he's the end all be all in design, yet didn't (doesn't?) know what a white label was/is. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 07-16-2010 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17341630)
Coming from the guy who acts like he's the end all be all in design, yet didn't (doesn't?) know what a white label was/is. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

when did i not know what a white label is you fucking idiot.

who am i:
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

do you think the more similes you post the funnier you appear?

you are so stupid you put on of of those "im with idiot" Tshirts and stood sideways in a mirror for an hour.

:1orglaugh

YOU = OWNED LIKE TOM JONES BITCH!

MetaMan 07-16-2010 05:43 PM

http://graphics.streamray.com/images...1271118700.jpg

dude please.. stop BAHAHAHAH look at your site! omg embarrassing. let me guess you tell your poker buddies you are a webmaster?

what a joke you are. there has a been a million of you losers who come and go from here. you wont last long i can already tell. you are all talentless fucks with an internet connection.

CDSmith 07-16-2010 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17341618)
HATAS be mad because i been swining my cak all up in your bitches faces. :1orglaugh

HEY sortie you fucking CGI programming cock sucking loser when i was 18 i tapped 20+ year olds. DO THE MATH and no your ruler isnt mis marked my cock is that big. DAM SON.

this thread is 2 years old and ALL OF YOU BITCHES are still on my jock.

me = :pimp

http://images.tvrage.com/shows/21/20518.jpg

http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-cont...onald-slap.jpg

http://njnb.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/monkey-slap.jpg

http://ohellnawlblog.com/newohnblog/...10/03/slap.gif

http://www.gossipsucker.com/wp-conte...ve_my_nuts.jpg



Way to take out the whole room with one swing. lol

MetaMan 07-16-2010 05:49 PM

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT son!

i love the chick getting whapped haha.

ok im off for the night. got places to go pussy to see.

SomeCreep 07-16-2010 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641831)
if you saw my pic you would realize i have no need to pay for sex.

i am 6'3 blue eyes big fucking cock, what kind of girl doesnt want me?


me = :pimp

Lol, that's every guy's "online" description. I look like Superrrrr Man!!!

MetaMan 07-16-2010 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 17341658)
Lol, that's every guy's "online" description. I look like Superrrrr Man!!!

a gay guy in tights who likes to hangout in phone booths most likely calling male escorts?

whatever floats your boat dude.

mgtarheels 07-16-2010 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17341639)
when did i not know what a white label is you fucking idiot.

who am i:
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

do you think the more similes you post the funnier you appear?

you are so stupid you put on of of those "im with idiot" Tshirts and stood sideways in a mirror for an hour.

:1orglaugh

YOU = OWNED LIKE TOM JONES BITCH!

Would you like me to link the threads where you didn't know what a WL was?
Say the word, and I'll post the links.

MetaMan 07-16-2010 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17341666)
Would you like me to link the threads where you didn't know what a WL was?
Say the word, and I'll post the links.

yep post it, you talk to much shit.

maccsta 07-16-2010 05:55 PM

Your First Eighteen Year Old Is Always The Sweetest!

mgtarheels 07-16-2010 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17341667)
yep post it, you talk to much shit.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...5#post17188415


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