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skinnay 08-21-2008 04:49 PM

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D Ghost 08-21-2008 04:50 PM

hot hot hot

minddust 08-21-2008 04:50 PM

methmannnn crack pipe puff puff

Shagbunny 08-21-2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641874)
6'3 perfect height, not to tall not to short
i am like a stallion.

more like a giraffe, not too tall... GTFO!

SuzzyQ 08-21-2008 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 14642877)
Your FIRST 18yo pussy?

You shouldn't brag about that man, seriously, that's pretty much the same as saying that you didn't get laid when you were 16-20.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 08-21-2008 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 14643745)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

READ THE THREAD foo

do you expect tranza to read it NO
yet you quote him haha

BucksMania 08-21-2008 06:33 PM

a lot of people do the same but dont scream on the boards about it
what's your idea?

Iron Fist 08-21-2008 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGameExpert (Post 14641885)
Congrats on getting laid! People that brag about this kind of thing don't normally get much ass.

Nah, people that need to brag about it at all are lying through their teeth. The fact the MM has to start threads all about getting laid on GFY all day just proves that he has no experience in such matters.

GFY is cheaper than buying a porn mag I guess. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SomeCreep 08-21-2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14641799)
and man was it fucking sweet tasting, i was amazed, lil ass lick lil pussy lick, the usual, but dam the entire thing was like nectar juice.
:pimp

http://www.poprox.us/ul/1830-550x-Th...%20Swartz2.jpg

DatingGameExpert 08-21-2008 06:59 PM

EXCLUSIVE photo of the pair before they had sex!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...4/promdate.jpg

moneybiz 08-21-2008 07:10 PM

I have never successfuly had sex with a 18 year old because my dick just wont fit in.

SuzzyQ 08-21-2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14643781)
READ THE THREAD foo

do you expect tranza to read it NO
yet you quote him haha

You are a complete, total and utter idiot...

Peace 08-21-2008 07:30 PM

for me it was when that girl you tasted were a sperm...

jonesonyou 08-21-2008 07:34 PM

congrats

BadBrad 08-21-2008 08:19 PM

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...ion_whore1.jpg

MetaMan 08-21-2008 10:16 PM

HI HATERS!

everyone here wants to be me it is fucking hilarious!

id post the pics but then where would be the fun in that? half you people are worthless and for some reason i care what you think.

you care about ME not the other way around. :pimp

you people should thank me i give you a 5min break from your worthless lives. :1orglaugh

HI HATERS :pimp

MetaMan 08-21-2008 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucksMania (Post 14643850)
a lot of people do the same but dont scream on the boards about it
what's your idea?

what makes you think i give a flying fuck what you people do? :pimp

bloggingseo 08-21-2008 10:26 PM

LOL Metaman you so craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzayyyyyyyyy.

I bet you masturbated hard while you wrote out this fantasy

MetaMan 08-21-2008 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloggingseo (Post 14644807)
LOL Metaman you so craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzayyyyyyyyy.

I bet you masturbated hard while you wrote out this fantasy

it is great living my fantasies, i think i am def one of Gods favorite sons.

Iron Fist 08-21-2008 11:02 PM

No one can love Mario Brothers that much... at least not as much as making avatars and sigs for it... there is something wrong there.

woj 08-21-2008 11:10 PM

100 18 year old pussies

Iron Fist 08-21-2008 11:14 PM

Let's hope they were all shaved too :)

WWC 08-21-2008 11:16 PM

no pics, no proof!

Penny24Seven 08-21-2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14642839)
you cant fuck me because i would never let you, trust me.

i am real with my women, she was a friend from before, and she still is.
i havent told a single friend of mine because she is known to us as a real nice girl and it's no ones business, unlike you losers i have friends outside of GFY so when i air out my laundry on here im not talking to all my best friends.

i dont take advantage of women like you take advantage of middle aged men for $.

BURNNNNNNN

its gettin hot in hurrrrr.

You just said you met her through a friend and now you say she was a friend from before. Before what? Turning 18 and you were just waiting LOL, well why did you say you met her through a friend?
Didn't wanna admit you hung out with a 17 year old?

I still do not get it anyway. 18 year olds bang anything that moves so I would think even some normal douche can do that if not two at the same time LOL, Your bragging about something like buying a gallon of milk.
Last time I checked there was more then one 18 year old out there and even better. I believe Hugh Hef said it " Every year I get old and there will always be girls turning 18 too" haha well something like that.

Not trying to put you down I would just assume it would be like nothing to a man like you. Bragging about something is showing what your content with. I had friends that would brag about having 1000 cash in their pocket LOL, at the time I had 100,000 in my bank and I sure as hell would not tell them cause I was not content with that.

So go drink a coke and look for your next 18 year old cause this shit should be like clock work for you. When you tap 6 at one time , then come in here and brag but you better bring some fucking pics haha

NicAngel 08-21-2008 11:23 PM

wow..what a guy.

MetaMan 08-21-2008 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 14644996)
You just said you met her through a friend and now you say she was a friend from before. Before what? Turning 18 and you were just waiting LOL, well why did you say you met her through a friend?
Didn't wanna admit you hung out with a 17 year old?

she is my buddies cousin, i was friends with her before hand, i was taken she used to fly in and hang out with us for many many years.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 14644996)
I still do not get it anyway. 18 year olds bang anything that moves so I would think even some normal douche can do that if not two at the same time LOL, Your bragging about something like buying a gallon of milk.
Last time I checked there was more then one 18 year old out there and even better. I believe Hugh Hef said it " Every year I get old and there will always be girls turning 18 too" haha well something like that.

i bang 10/10 chicks its like comparing fuckin russian prince vodka to grey goose.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 14644996)
Not trying to put you down I would just assume it would be like nothing to a man like you. Bragging about something is showing what your content with. I had friends that would brag about having 1000 cash in their pocket LOL, at the time I had 100,000 in my bank and I sure as hell would not tell them cause I was not content with that.

who's bragging? not me. i just like to see how many GFY haters i cant whirl up. you people always think i am bullshitting but all my stories are for real.

one of my friends know because he was there, there is a difference, what you seem to not understand is i dont go around and give my buddies high fives.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 14644996)
So go drink a coke and look for your next 18 year old cause this shit should be like clock work for you. When you tap 6 at one time , then come in here and brag but you better bring some fucking pics haha

who says i dont have pics? thatd be the day i post them here, people who have seen me get the deal, and people who have seen my women get the deal.

it's not my fault you guys are so caught up on me. i mean look at this thread 1000 fucking views already and i barely even gave you people a snippet. fact is people know i am a pimp and they just cant handle it.

look bro dont hate appreciate, i still wish you haters to get your pimp game going.

always remember:

when players like me set a date, simps like you sit at home and masterbate

Bojangles 08-21-2008 11:45 PM

You be pimpin'

Drake 08-21-2008 11:52 PM

Teen girls lover older guys. It's a status thing.

PSSuperstars 08-22-2008 12:54 AM

This is really good marketing, Meta..
Post all these things so the dudes who aren't getting laid "respect" you and sign up under ya. It's genius. It's the same as every other fake nick and persona on here...

Just you guys talking out your ass to get the real hardworkers of the industry who send yall traffic to "look up to you" and sign up.

I think that's why the majority of people don't even respond to these threads.. it's like unspoken code that it's just done to attract the "props" of the sexless nerds.

I mean it's cool that you can set and postulate like this and come up with what to say and all...
But god, doesn't the bravado get boring?

potter 08-22-2008 01:01 AM

Does that mean you didn't loose your virginity until you were 19+ ???? Or did you just have a dry spell around the age of 18 ????

Iron Fist 08-22-2008 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 14645044)
always remember:

when players like me set a date, simps like you sit at home and masterbate

Damn, that's not half bad actually! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NinjaSteve 08-22-2008 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 14642803)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Ugly rocker types? HUH??
There is nothing about you that says "real man".. You're the "type" of man that feels the need to brag about "taking advantage" of some poor 18 yr old girl on GFY so u can get a bunch of virtual hi-5's from ur Bros.. well I am telling you, you are wrong, I am not impressed and i would never fuck you or fall in love with you, you are a douchey-mcdouche. KING DOUCHE :repuke

LOL!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...rkHighFive.png

jjmerago 08-22-2008 01:31 AM

Did anyone stop to notice his location ... Calgary ... bragging about 10/10 in calgary is like 10/10 in a leper colony to the rest of the world.
Calgary - smells like shit and has a river .... much like pittsburgh. If you can't score there turn in your dick because you my friend are a frenchman.

Plus the girls there especially the 18 yro have been "trained" chugga chugga choo choo by 30 oil riggers in 5 hrs up in the oil sands.

Oh and if you miss you friends you can find them all here hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Fuck that site is HI- Larry -Us !!!

VicD 08-22-2008 04:33 AM

dirty old pervert :)

BigDeanEvans 07-15-2010 11:52 PM

Jesus fucking Christ... can you image someone actually eating some pussy and coming here bragging about it?

I mean, what the fuck, is board full of 16 yr olds?

papill0n 07-15-2010 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans (Post 17339385)
Jesus fucking Christ... can you image someone actually eating some pussy and coming here bragging about it?

I mean, what the fuck, is board full of 16 yr olds?

u eaten any 18yo puss lately ?

D Ghost 07-16-2010 12:00 AM

I've been lately, very nice, very nice...

papagmp 07-16-2010 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 14642078)
man you are one sick fuck for thinking this is ok to do to your sister

Fuck............ Bring Me Your Sister!!!

And congrats and welcum to the club! :thumbsup


Actually I've always loved younger women and I do get the stray straggler or two myself. My current love is 29 years younger than I am and is best friends with the model in my avatar. Game must go a LONG way cuz I sure as hell don't do it with looks or money. It must be awesome to have all three :upsidedow

Chosen 07-16-2010 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans (Post 17339385)
Jesus fucking Christ... can you image someone actually eating some pussy and coming here bragging about it?

I mean, what the fuck, is board full of 16 yr olds?

Why would someone bump 2 year old thread???

martinsc 07-16-2010 01:10 AM

what's up with the bumping old threads lately?


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