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halfpint 12-18-2008 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15214659)
and in jail..:upsidedow
at least it would have either shut her up or caused the lady to bash Juicy over the head with her handbag calling him an old perv :winkwink:

dav3 12-18-2008 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by LisaWP (Post 15214712)
I usually encounter the impatient ones at the grocery store. I don't mind a well deserved eyeroll, but keep your huffpuffery to yourself. I hate hearing people give the exagerrated sigh. Most of the time, the line holder upper has the decency to apologize, but those rare times when they don't....or if they give crap to the cashier....they get a devastating smart ass comment from me.....delivered with a sarcastic smile or confrontational evil eye.

This one time, an obvious gay guy was berating the cashier about how long he had to wait and he looked at me as if I would join in his bitchfest......instead I looked at him and asked "Do you suck your Daddy's dick with that mouth?"

his jaw dropped....and he was rendered speechless....the cashier grinned, the others in line snickered....and he walked away offended. I hope I ruined his entire day.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 12-18-2008 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15214659)
and in jail..:upsidedow
yup lollll

Juicy D. Links 12-18-2008 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LisaWP (Post 15214712)

This one time, an obvious gay guy was berating the cashier about how long he had to wait and he looked at me as if I would join in his bitchfest......instead I looked at him and asked "Do you suck your Daddy's dick with that mouth?"
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh We need to go shopping togehter!!!

TurboAngel 12-18-2008 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by jalami (Post 15214555)
December has a way of bringing out the inner asshole in all of us. It's really amazing to see ordinarily nice easygoing people magically turn into rude impatient fucks when Christmas is near.
Yea it's real strange, something in the water in December or what?



:Oh crap

CDSmith 12-18-2008 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LisaWP (Post 15214712)
This one time, an obvious gay guy was berating the cashier about how long he had to wait and he looked at me as if I would join in his bitchfest......instead I looked at him and asked "Do you suck your Daddy's dick with that mouth?"

his jaw dropped....and he was rendered speechless....the cashier grinned, the others in line snickered....and he walked away offended. I hope I ruined his entire day.
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sitesurfer70 12-18-2008 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by robfantasy (Post 15214443)
juicy u need to have an HBO comedy special, u are fucking hilarious
Agreed 100% :thumbsup

MaDalton 12-18-2008 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Daddy Big Nuts (Post 15214400)
"So line is long (like my cock)

Nice ....by the way...
means: he was second in line :helpme

Juicy D. Links 12-18-2008 05:44 PM
i forgot to mention i was the hottest person waiting in line

Rodrigo-Ibills 12-18-2008 07:10 PM
you americans are very hostile

Daddy Big Nuts 12-18-2008 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 15215235)
means: he was second in line :helpme
Good one....:1orglaugh

beerptrol 12-18-2008 08:58 PM
Some people are just natural douchebags. This last weekend I volunteered for the Holiday Bureau who were giving out food and toys at the local church. With the need being greater this year they focused more on giving out food. This lady had a cow because each of her kids could only pick out 2 toys each.She wasn't there for the food, she was there to get toys for her kids. She went on and on, so I finally walked up to her while her kids were picking out toys and said, "You greedy bitch! There are familys out there who have nothing! If it means so much to you that your kids have toys, then go down to the local truck stops and sell your fat ass to the truckers!"
She was white by the way.

bronco67 12-18-2008 09:40 PM
Even though I'm just as perturbed as the other folks in line, I try not to commiserate with the random douchebag who thinks the world revolves around him(or her). I just smile and say nothing, thinking "I can't wait until I never have to hear your fucking whiney little mouth again."

spacedog 12-18-2008 09:55 PM
I'm one of those douchebags.. I have absolutely no patience or tolerance for stupidity and slow brain activity.. Just scan my shit, take my fucking money and get me the fuck out of there...

Spunky 12-18-2008 09:57 PM
I would whip out the lil baboski next time

96ukssob 12-19-2008 01:48 AM
i hate going out and dealing with people around this time. everyone must double up on stupid pills before going out, especially the old people.

i couldnt imagine having to deal with people like that all day, id go nuts

V_RocKs 12-19-2008 02:01 AM
You lead a hard life!

John-ACWM 12-19-2008 07:20 AM
They are and can't realise why...

BVF 12-19-2008 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15214205)
So line is long (like my cock)
So basically this incident all happened within the span of 0.5 seconds?


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