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Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-29-2008 08:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15259850)
Finally some action :pimp
Oh it's an amazing story, heres from the full article.

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On Aug. 14, OCPD Officer Joseph Melena was on uniformed bike patrol in the area of 5th Street and Edgewater Ave. when he saw a white Chevy Impala parked diagonally on the street partially blocking traffic. The officer approached the vehicle and talked to the driver, later identified as McJilton, who told the officer he was parked there because he was waiting for somebody to move their car out of a nearby driveway.

The officer asked for McJilton?s license, but he said he didn?t have it on him. While questioning the suspect, the officer noticed a large bulge in McJilton?s front pants pocket. In the meantime, three other officers arrived to assist. While being questioned, McJilton became visibly nervous and it appeared to the officer he was trying to conceal his identity, according to police reports.

McJilton then rolled up the window and locked the car door before the officer could open it. He started the engine and revved it up while the officer shouted ?stop? several times. McJilton then put the car in reverse and accelerated very quickly, scattering the assisting officers who were standing behind it. According to the police report, if the officers hadn?t gotten out of the way, McJilton would have clearly hit them, causing serious injury and possibly death, according to police reports.

McJilton continued to floor the vehicle in reverse, striking a marked police car parked behind him.

McJilton then put the vehicle in drive and moved forward at a high rate of speed toward Melena, who scrambled to move his bike and get out of the way. The officer was able to get out of the way, but his police bicycle was not as lucky. In his report, Melena said as fast as McJilton was accelerating, if the vehicle had hit him, it would have caused serious bodily injury or even death.

McJilton rode over the police bike as he sped away and it got caught under the vehicle. Melena contacted OCPD communications to notify them of the situation as he chased the fleeing vehicle on foot. He could see his bike under the vehicle with sparks flying out as McJilton headed east on 7th Street.

Melena and the assisting officers tracked the vehicle to a parking lot on 7th Street where they found it with its lights still on but no suspect inside. A pedestrian witness pointed out the direction McJilton had fled and the officers continued the pursuit on foot. After a wild foot chase around several properties in the area, McJilton was eventually taken into custody.

Melena noticed the pocket he had questioned McJilton about was pulled inside out. A K-9 unit arrived on the scene and helped search the area around McJilton?s vehicle. Melena and the assisting unit found a large bag of marijuana, a large bag of cocaine and nearly $1,000 in currency, all consistent with drug dealing.

In addition, Melena?s police bicycle and his bag of police gear were completely destroyed in the incident. In addition to the one-year jail sentence, McJilton was ordered to pay $980 in restitution to the town of Ocean City.

MaDalton 12-29-2008 08:30 PM
http://weblogs.elearning.ubc.ca/vschools/fail.jpg

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-29-2008 08:36 PM
bump bump come on cutty, produce some DIRT on me, I'm waiting.

I've got nothing to hide, and I'm not ashamed of anything.

Bring it on.

96ukssob 12-29-2008 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Retox Josh (Post 15259820)
Wanna hear some real crazy shit?

The original poster of this thread, Cutty, was in some deep shit when a cop pulled up to his weirdly parked vehicle, and knocked on the window, he freaked out because he had drugs and drug money on him, so he slammed his vehicle in reverse punching into the car behind him, then proceeded to floor it nearly hitting a police officer as it dove out of the way, and ended up dragging the cop's bike a few blocks down the road. He even got caught.

What a failed cop killer, nofx would be ashamed.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

P.S. he's still butt hurt that I didn't do his job 20 seconds after he sent payment, and needed his $50 back asap to cover something else, probably his drug dealer was threatening to beat his ass if he didn't pay him his money! lolol.
dang Josh, how could you do that to him? the nerve of some programmers. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Cutty 12-29-2008 08:46 PM
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I succeed, you had a man baby meltdown ROFL!!!!

your fucking paranoid jaysin hahahhahhahhaha

Super Negro 12-29-2008 08:48 PM
other than the fact that Retox Josh acts like a spoiled little kid any time someone says something he doesn't agree with, I think he is a good guy that knows his shit

potter 12-29-2008 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 15259948)
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I succeed, you had a man baby meltdown ROFL!!!!

your fucking paranoid jaysin hahahhahhahhaha
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 15259896)
:2 cents:

Farang 12-29-2008 08:49 PM
Why I keep reading these lame threads...

Malicious Biz 12-29-2008 08:50 PM
OH NO HE DIIII---IINNNTT

*snap*snap*snap*

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-29-2008 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 15259924)
dang Josh, how could you do that to him? the nerve of some programmers. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
I know, my bad man.

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Originally Posted by Super Negro (Post 15259950)
other than the fact that Retox Josh acts like a spoiled little kid any time someone says something he doesn't agree with, I think he is a good guy that knows his shit
I know I am that way, my bad.. Thanks, appreciate that since me and you butt heads quite a bit.

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Originally Posted by AAK (Post 15259957)
Why I keep reading these lame threads...
I don't know why I reply to these lame threads.

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=878499

Cutty 12-29-2008 08:53 PM
Hahaha he acts like a fat overweight child who wifed up his best friends pregnant gf whom collects welfare from the government while he scams ppl online doing odd jobs.

jaysin has been in the biz for 10 years but makes less than I do. Sad really, can't make and scrill unless he is scamming ppl on odd jobs.

Damn you wifed up an ugly fat pregnant bitch jaysin!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

ill take the label of a drug dealer any day over a whore that scams ppl out of petty cash with a fat bitch on welfare and my best friends baby son!!!

LOLOL!!!

sicone 12-29-2008 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 15259590)
Just wait and see.. 100 posts to this thread and I reveal these unheard of things regarding retox josh..

very very very... Disturbing..
are you really going to drag this crap out to 100 posts to call him a man baby?

Your drama is weak

mechanicvirus 12-29-2008 09:00 PM
yo this thread is a front for a new affiliate program, i know it!! brazzers needs to learn a thing or two.

mechanicvirus 12-29-2008 09:00 PM
yo cutty i didnt know you were a real life gangster, a lot of people on gfy are just keyboard warriors.. props to you for keepin it real!

CrkMStanz 12-29-2008 09:17 PM
One post closer to 100

not 'cause I actually care what you know

just want to see you have to spit it out

(nvm... just read the whole post)

Malicious Biz 12-29-2008 09:20 PM
<jaysin thumbs-up weiner picture>

lazycash 12-29-2008 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 15259948)
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I succeed, you had a man baby meltdown ROFL!!!!

your fucking paranoid jaysin hahahhahhahhaha
He didn't have a meltdown at all, but made a rather strategic drama move. In a thread that hints at upcoming drama, almost always the participant who makes the first move by revealing embarrassing facts of the other, wins the drama. You had your chance early cutty, but your stall tactics hurt you in the end. Jaysin made the first punch and has never looked back.

Since no one else has asked, wtf were you thinking cutty by rolling up your window and trying to evade the cops? I'm guessing by your drug charges and your sig that you have yourself a nice little drug habit.

Juicy D. Links 12-29-2008 09:56 PM
http://www.jdlmg.com/arf.jpg

JamesK 12-29-2008 10:04 PM
I can hear the sound of the ban hammer falling :1orglaugh

Cutty 12-29-2008 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 15260157)
He didn't have a meltdown at all, but made a rather strategic drama move. In a thread that hints at upcoming drama, almost always the participant who makes the first move by revealing embarrassing facts of the other, wins the drama. You had your chance early cutty, but your stall tactics hurt you in the end. Jaysin made the first punch and has never looked back.

Since no one else has asked, wtf were you thinking cutty by rolling up your window and trying to evade the cops? I'm guessing by your drug charges and your sig that you have yourself a nice little drug habit.

hahaha!! are you serious?? what was I thinking?? what the fuck do you think i was thinking fool I was dirty as fuck!!!

and as far as me doing drugs hahha you could not be more wrong, I grew up in the 80s what was a big kids movie in the 80s???

fucking idiot

d-null 12-29-2008 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15260201)
outstanding! :thumbsup

lazycash 12-29-2008 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 15260282)
what the fuck do you think i was thinking fool I was dirty as fuck!!!

and as far as me doing drugs hahha you could not be more wrong,
Contradiction at its finest

Cutty 12-29-2008 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 15260413)
Contradiction at its finest
how so?

you have to be an addict to hustle?????


damn, seriously do you fucking morons think before you judge someone??

jmcb420 12-29-2008 11:57 PM
that was a fucking great thread. NY Times bestseller type shit. There was drama and action and drugs, running from the police, possible bodily harm and of course no animals were hurt in the making of this thread.

Great success!!


BTW Goonies rocked.

Cutty 12-30-2008 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by jmcb420 (Post 15260479)
that was a fucking great thread. NY Times bestseller type shit. There was drama and action and drugs, running from the police, possible bodily harm and of course no animals were hurt in the making of this thread.

Great success!!


BTW Goonies rocked.
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thum bsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

potter 12-30-2008 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 15260486)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thum bsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
wtf is wrong with you? :helpme

jmcb420 12-30-2008 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by potter (Post 15260499)
wtf is wrong with you? :helpme
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh..........

PXN 12-30-2008 12:28 AM
Sound like you two deserve each other.

Deej 12-30-2008 12:30 AM
What's the word on the street?

wheat 02-05-2009 10:17 PM
Hmm. I've heard some things too.

V_RocKs 02-05-2009 11:17 PM
I don't know why I reply for anything more than post count...

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-05-2009 11:48 PM
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Originally Posted by wheat (Post 15445239)
Hmm. I've heard some things too.
Starting up with the bullshit again I see?

Jack Sparrow 02-06-2009 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 15259975)
Hahaha he acts like a fat overweight child who wifed up his best friends pregnant gf whom collects welfare from the government while he scams ppl online doing odd jobs.

jaysin has been in the biz for 10 years but makes less than I do. Sad really, can't make and scrill unless he is scamming ppl on odd jobs.

Damn you wifed up an ugly fat pregnant bitch jaysin!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

ill take the label of a drug dealer any day over a whore that scams ppl out of petty cash with a fat bitch on welfare and my best friends baby son!!!

LOLOL!!!
I think we need to get this to eric. Strikeeee 1.

Are you on meth? Because if you arent, maybe you should get some.

Cutty 02-06-2009 05:53 AM
"i think we need to get this to eric"

shut the fuck up snitch. go tell on yourself for being a snitch.

read the date on this shit, its all old you fucking idiot.

up off my nutts please kthx

TisMe 02-06-2009 06:35 AM
Times and dates seem to be beyond MrFrisky's skill level.

He's just here to make RetardJosh look semi-bright by comparison.

HorseShit 02-06-2009 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by TisMe (Post 15446128)
Times and dates seem to be beyond MrFrisky's skill level.

He's just here to make RetardJosh look semi-bright by comparison.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You're the biggest loser for being in all these drama threads, you're like 40 you fucking nobody, get a life.

candyflip 02-06-2009 07:39 AM
When did GFY become a whiny snitch board?

HorseShit 02-06-2009 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15446275)
When did GFY become a whiny snitch board?
a long time ago :1orglaugh

candyflip 02-06-2009 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15446280)
a long time ago :1orglaugh
I've never seen so many "i'm gonna tell the mods" cry babies. I'd be willing to guess most of the bitches are under 25.

tranza 02-06-2009 08:02 AM
who cares dude?!


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