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collegeboobies 01-13-2009 11:54 PM

Damn... if only you said "come on in" after he heard that

John-ACWM 01-14-2009 01:16 AM

That made laugh out loud early in the morning :thumbsup

mizmiz 01-14-2009 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 15322768)
My neighbor knocks on the frigging door as I'm working and was in the members area for Karupspc and he scared the shit outta me so bad that I fumbled around and accidentally clicked a vid and also X'd the windows media player screen.

I answered "Just a minute!" and right then a big loud "Oh yeah suck it baby! That's the way to suck it" and a girl who SOUNDED LIKE ME let out a big loud moan. I scrambled to get it off but my laptop is new so I assumed with no player, it wouldn't play, plus I didn't even realize I clicked a link at all.

Oh boy. The timing and volume and everything couldn't have matched up much better. He wasn't at the door when I got there. I think he has an idea what I do but it's still gonna be impossible to explain that I absolutely did not have a guy here.

Anything embarassing like that happen to you guys?

funny stuff...atleast it wasnt your parents :)

Sarah_Jayne 01-14-2009 05:04 AM

I live in fear that I will mouse over one of those banners with sound while on the phone with my mom.

tranza 01-14-2009 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 15323199)
What's wrong with getting laid?

Nothing, really! haha

Vicious_B 01-14-2009 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 15324024)
Hehe, pretty funny.

One time, I was surfing big tit porn in a library and I stumbled upon a "joke" web page with embedded sound of a guy yelling, "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno." It only went off once, before I closed the window. The speakers were loud and everyone around me heard it.

True story.

I had that sent to me in a text message and of course I had to forward it along. One of my friends was with a customer when it came through and it blared out of his phone. Thank god the guy he was giving an estimate too was cool and just started laughing. Still he was pretty pissed at me for a bit. LOL

Holly 01-14-2009 07:20 AM

A few years ago I had two Bellsouth guys in my house trying to figure out why my phone went out whenever it rained. They were in the same room with me, about 4 or 5 feet away, while I was on the computer. Even though they couldn't see the screen, I didn't have any porn open because I was afraid they'd walk around and see it.

This was back in the day, when you could have flash banners and sound in sigs. I had gfy open and accidentally moused-over that stupid banner that one of the companies was using, and in the dead quiet this chick screams "I'M A SLUTTY LITTLE COCKHOLSTER!!"

That was the day I turned off sigs, images, and banners.

(And that 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer' shit yall had, wasn't much better :1orglaugh )

u-Bob 01-14-2009 07:26 AM

hehe :)

XX_RydeR 01-14-2009 09:32 AM

Damn! that is funny shit.

Looking in him the face will never be the same for sure lol.

Scott McD 01-14-2009 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15325224)
I live in fear that I will mouse over one of those banners with sound while on the phone with my mom.

I've already done that. Though it wasn't my mum, it was my gran... :Oh crap:Oh crap

Miss Munki 01-14-2009 09:53 AM

I have a feeling your neighbor will be "dropping by" more often...:Oh crap

sue 01-14-2009 09:54 AM

I love the story.

All my friends and family knows what I do for a living, but I still respect them enough not to have full screen close up pussy shots on my screen when they are around and I have the sound off :-)

*hugs and kisses*

bloggingseo 01-14-2009 09:56 AM

I think I would avoid him at all costs for a couple of weeks. This is why I don't like living so close to neighbors that they can hear everything if they are paying attention. I like having my own walls. I do know that in one room though the windows aren't thick and outside you can hear what is going on in that particular room if they are outside. I can't stand that. I am renting but when I do buy I am getting at least an acre of my own land

RRRED 01-14-2009 02:28 PM

Now to add to my embarassment, I had a guy that I went to school with come over and was from out of town so we had some drinks at my place and ended up only making sense that he crash here and not drive.

And of course, as soon as he left this morning after a nice platonic night, I heard my neighbors door open and hellos being exchanged.

I'm the neighborhood hussy!

Tom_PM 01-14-2009 02:44 PM

LOL omg Rrred.. here's what you do!! Go sneak in a parrot.. just dont let the neighbor see.. Just make sure the parrot can say "hello" and a few tame things. Now bring it to the neighbors house and ask him if he could PLEASE take in or otherwise care for this FILTHY mouthed bird that has caused you so many awkward moments!

Hehehe. It'll work, but you gotta really SELL it!!!

kane 01-14-2009 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RRRED (Post 15322768)
My neighbor knocks on the frigging door as I'm working and was in the members area for Karupspc and he scared the shit outta me so bad that I fumbled around and accidentally clicked a vid and also X'd the windows media player screen.

I answered "Just a minute!" and right then a big loud "Oh yeah suck it baby! That's the way to suck it" and a girl who SOUNDED LIKE ME let out a big loud moan. I scrambled to get it off but my laptop is new so I assumed with no player, it wouldn't play, plus I didn't even realize I clicked a link at all.

Oh boy. The timing and volume and everything couldn't have matched up much better. He wasn't at the door when I got there. I think he has an idea what I do but it's still gonna be impossible to explain that I absolutely did not have a guy here.

Anything embarassing like that happen to you guys?

That is funny.

I haven't had anything like that happen,but I had a funny thing happen years ago. My first real site was one where people could submit their own pics to me. This was back in 1999. I still had a day job and just ran the site on the side. One day I get called into my bosses office and he asks if I ran the site. I admitted I did (it was never a secret) and I ended up getting fired because the company I worked for was a pretty big company with major clients and he thought the clients might be pissed if they found out about me. The reality is the company had a ton of employees so there was next to no way for any client to ever find out I even worked at the company, much less ran a website.

Anyway, I find out the reason he learned about the site was that he was sent to Florida for a business trip and ended up taking a bunch of pics of topless babes on the beach and was trying to send them into my site. For some reason the email bounced and he checked the header and saw that my site's email just forwarded to my ISP email and it had my name in it. He does a little research and finds out I own the site. I think he fired me because he was afraid I would find out about his failed submission to the site and the company might not be happy with one of their big managers taking topless pics of girls at the beach while he is on a business trip.

Basic_man 01-14-2009 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by saucygirl (Post 15323580)
Hmmm, I'm doubt he'll forget, especially if you're a chick and he's a full blown hetero. :P

So fuckin' true! Lucky guy :thumbsup

TyroneGoldberg 01-14-2009 05:43 PM

lucky i wasn't your neighbor, i wouldv'e pull my dick out and asked you, do you want a dp...

Si 01-14-2009 07:50 PM

you naughty girl! :thumbsup


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